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  1. Public Bookmark 53

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    Scarf Guy takes a deep breath. "Call him," he says ominously, and Glasses looks up at a whiteboard on the wall, covered in photos and printouts.

    "He"s in class for another hour."

    "Who?"

    They all turn towards him, looking various shades of stricken.

    "Oh no," Dungarees whispers. "This is bad."

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    27 Dec 2024

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    Interlude: The Story of Steve “Walking PR Nightmare” Rogers, and How For a Short While He Single-Handedly Destroyed the Emotional Health of Eva Laura Ortiz, His Now Ex-Publicist

     

     

    (Throwback Thursday to that time in 2015 when I decided to just really lean into my incredibly self-indulgent headcanons about Steve Rogers, his politics, and kind of his whole deal. Occasionally people ask why this isn"t on AO3 so here it is! Seven-ish years later. I aim to please. Eventually.)

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    03 Oct 2024

  3. Public Bookmark 87

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    “Drunk Like a Dream comes from an ancient recipe. I only transformed it into incense to lessen its effects and improve one’s sleep.”

    Two years post-canon, Wu Xi accidentally sends them an incense form of Ghost Valley’s Meng Po’s Soup. Temporary amnesia fic, exclusively WOH/drama-based.

    Ch1: Chief of the Ghost Valley Wen Kexing spent nearly a whole night torturing the ghost in the dungeon before he spilled all of Hanging Ghost"s plans. Exhausted and sick to his stomach, Wen Kexing fell asleep and woke up next to an unfamiliar man in an unfamiliar manor. Did one of the ghosts drug him? It didn"t matter. He"ll just kill all of them.

    Ch2: Just a few days ago, Tian Chuang Leader Zhou Zishu had sent Old Bi to his death, mourning the consequences of his decisions and the death of all his sect-mates. The next morning, he woke up next to a strange, beautiful man telling him that the nails were gone, his meridians were restored, and that he had re-established Four Seasons Manor.

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    04 Aug 2024

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    When it turned out to be Jin Guangyao’s ghost that appeared in the revealing array designed to show Nie Huaisang the identity of the ghost that was haunting him, Nie Huaisang wasn’t even surprised.

    After all, who else would bear him the sort of grudge that persisted beyond death? He was fundamentally harmless – to most people.

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    28 Jul 2024

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    If Wen Qing had realized sooner that she wasn’t in the afterlife or hallucinating, but had actually traveled back in time, she’d have done things differently. There’d have been less murder, for one thing.

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    28 Jul 2024