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A Room For Two by WeirdChick333
Fandoms: Milex - Fandom, Miles Kane - Fandom, Alex Turner - Fandom, Arctic Monkeys, Last Shadow Puppets
06 Feb 2022
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Four weeks ago, Alex Turner's life had been perfect. He’d been a successful singer, had just come back from the first half of a madly profitable world tour, in his pocket he’d carried a hefty diamond engagement ring, and the course for the rest of his life had seemed set.
Now, he was a drunk fuck at a wedding he couldn’t get out of, shedding the confetti remains of his torn heart out to some guy he scarcely knew safe for a few random words over the years, and to top off this multi-tiered wedding cake of catastrophic events, a few feet away sat his ex-girlfriend kissing her new boyfriend, making a show of it.
Being a sensible person was not something that could be expected of him at the moment. Instead, Alex took one giant step further toward insanity. “Be my fake boyfriend.”
"You're nuts," judged Miles Kane.- Language:
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26 Jun 2024
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Shy geography teacher Alex reluctantly agrees to go on a blind date after coming out of a miserable relationship. A mix-up at the restaurant lands him with sexy, out and proud Miles who is nothing like this usual type; but despite their differences, the men like each other and decide to see what the evening brings, and Alex begins to question his belief that love at first sight doesn’t exist.
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22 Jun 2024
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Alex and Matt hold their yearly Halloween party. There are ghost cookies, fantastic costumes and embarrassing public confessions of love.
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Westminster Care Home For Troubled Children by DemandMeNothing
Fandoms: Sherlock (TV), MorMor - Fandom
24 Dec 2013
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Jim Moriarty is a troubled child. At only eight years old he's been moved from Dublin to a London care home for difficult youngsters, having attempted to kill his parents and baby sister in a house fire. His roommate is ten year old Sebastian Moran, a painfully shy but incredibly violent little boy.
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26 May 2020
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Alex reflects on past times in an open letter a couple of days after he falls apart at Miles’ doorstep. Things progress. [UPDATED]
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11 May 2020
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When new footballer Alex meets the charismatic and experienced Miles Kane, he begins to think he can’t keep his love a secret forever.
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10 May 2020
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09 May 2020
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Miles is the owner of a very successful dating agency called 'Miracle Aligner' that made its success by releasing an app. He's got a proper swagger, a sleek way of getting things done and he's married to a beautiful woman. Oh, and he's gay. Married for PR. Life is strange sometimes, right? Here's another thing about Miles. His mom is best friends with Penny Turner and they love to meddle with their kids' lives.
Because Penny wants nothing more than grandchildren, she enlists Pauline, who sets her son up to meet with Alex in order to find him a wife.
Alex, who runs a successful business of consulting and occasionally selling companies, needs his life to run flawlessly in order to pursue even the most conservative clients. Nobody knows that he's gay. Not even his parents. And not only is he gay. He's also crushing hard on this very straight, very married man that his mother made him meet.
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09 May 2020
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It all starts in Paris. Miles starts to notice some things about his supposedly platonic friend Alex- some things he probably shouldn't be noticing, especially since Alex has Alexa waiting on him back home. Unfortunately Miles has never been very good at impulse control, Alex doesn't do anything to deter him, and their relationship quickly becomes less than platonic, leaving them to figure out what exactly they mean to each other, and what exactly will happen when it's time to leave Paris.
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15 Jul 2018
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The story behind The Last Shadow Puppet's Coachella backstage photo.
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15 Jul 2018
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Q hides his heartbreak well, hiding within Q Branch at all hours of the day.
When James Bond walks in, Q is expecting the worst, but it seems M has talked some sense into him and he's not there to say goodbye, but to offer something all together more promising and much deserved.- Language:
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28 Nov 2017
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Bond dies.
But he's done it before, hasn't he? Dies and comes back. Q just asks him to do it once more.
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10 Oct 2017
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some guys just can't hold their arsenic by pdameron
Fandoms: James Bond (Craig Movies), James Bond (Movies)
15 Jun 2017
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“Motherfucking - goddamn - fucking shit!”
“Good lord, Q,” Bond says from behind him with no small amount of amusement. “One would think you’d never been in a quarantine before.”
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05 Sep 2017
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The Very Secret MI6 Massage Parlour by cucumber_of_doom
Fandoms: James Bond (Craig Movies)
01 Jul 2017
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Q has no time for 007, who has taken to hanging around his branch and being generally annoying, when he has to investigate what is hopefully not a sex-cult surrounding agent 006. It has nothing to do with him having a crush on Bond or the fact that he is bad at acting on his feelings. Really.
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05 Sep 2017
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"Most people just pick whatever flower they think is prettiest. It doesn’t require a lot of input from me.”
The man walks up to Q, leaning against the counter between them. “Well then, what can I do to get your input?”
(In which Q runs a flower shop, and his newest regular is almost definitely a spy.)- Language:
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27 Aug 2017
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“I won’t begrudge you your happy ending, Bond. If you want to ride off into the sunset, MI6 won’t stop you,” Mallory says. “But I will say this. If you do walk away, take care with what you leave behind.”
(In which Bond has a bit of an epiphany on the bridge and finds that he can't leave MI6 just yet.)
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14 Aug 2017
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A routine checkup reveals disturbing illness....and it doesn't stop there.
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10 Aug 2017
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“You—” he starts.
The Not-Danny turns. “Hello,” he says, clearly confused but too polite to say anything. “Can I help you?”
“Sorry,” he forces himself to say. “I thought. You remind me of someone.”
“Ah.” The man adjusts his glasses, then extends a hand. “I’m the new Quartermaster here. And you are?”
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08 Aug 2017
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James tells Q his devastating news.
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05 Aug 2017
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Q has a late night visitor in the form of Danny, his twin brother. Danny has also brought along a guest of his own, which is going to make for some interesting realisations.
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04 Aug 2017