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"What’s the end goal here?" Seokjin asked her then.
Yoonji remembers grinning. "Olympic gold," she answered. There was no hesitation, no waver in her voice.
There was a pause, and then Seokjin’s smile grew. "A girl after my own heart," he said, and looking at him, Yoonji felt something run through her body, felt like she’d just experienced something cosmic.
(Or: AU where Min Yoonji and Kim Seokjin are an Olympic-level ice dancing team who also happen to be in love with each other. It’s really not that easy.)
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03 Oct 2024
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of sunscreens, salicylates, and sodium hyaluronates by peppermints
Fandoms: 방탄소년단 | Bangtan Boys | BTS
22 Oct 2023
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Seokjin knows he’s highly attracted to the following qualities in a man:
Handsome. Smart. Muscular. Likes food. Can fit a lot in his mouth.
Anyway, there’s a new cosmetic chemist in town, and Seokjin didn’t expect looks hot in a lab coat and has huge arms that look amazing homogenizing emulsions to be added to the list.
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02 Oct 2024
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“I’m the future king and I’m gay. I can’t afford dating or romance,” Seokjin says, calm and far more collected than the situation should call for. “I can afford convenience, though, and someone for whom a purely physical arrangement is mutually beneficial. What I have with Yoongi is good. Convenient.”
“Can’t you just say ‘fuck buddy’ like the rest of us?” Taehyung groans, somehow both frustrated and still deeply amused. At Seokjin’s pointed glare, he grins, wide and saccharine, and adds, “Your Royal Highness,” with a derisive bow.or Prince Seokjin lives in a world of lies and gold; things start to change when on a stormy night he meets Min Yoongi, who makes him reevaluate the truth's worth.
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19 Sep 2024
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Kim Namjoon is in love, and Jung Hoseok is always dating someone else. This is perfectly fine, even preferable, because the universe likes to tell jokes and Namjoon knows it's best just to laugh along. He's certainly got nothing to complain about when it comes to the building blocks of his life, and dating is a lot of effort. Too much effort, really. So it's obviously fine.
But the universe's latest attempt at a comedy sketch, where Hoseok moves in with him, bringing the sun and a lot of tiny shorts, might actually make him insane.
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13 Apr 2024
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Text from Yoongi-hyung [23:47]:
Namjoon please don’t freak out. I have no idea how to tell you this but...
[sent a link]
Isn’t this the kid you’re dating? Jungkook?Namjoon stares at the chat.
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Or the one where Namjoon is sure that Jungkook is the one, even though they've only been dating for three months. He can't possibly foresee Jungkook being a camboy and owning a porn channel with his roommate. He can't foresee Kim Taehyung.
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23 Feb 2024