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  1. Rec 4

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    Doug was looking forward to a sharing a wonderful Christmas with his girlfriend Mary and her family. When she dumps him four days before Christmas for her friend Evelyn, he finds himself in a bar on Christmas Eve with no hope of Christmas joy. That is unless Jeffrey! Fettering! and his horse have anything to say about it.

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    16 Dec 2024

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  2. Rec 24

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    Stede Bonnet wakes with a knife to his throat.

    This is, admittedly, not the worst way he’s been woken up. Waking up on the business end of a shotgun was probably worse. Although, the knife is pressing in a little more than he’s comfortable with. Honestly, he’s mostly confused.

    For one, that’s Ed holding the knife. And Stede doesn’t think he’s necessarily done anything to deserve having his throat slit — in recent memory, at least. He tries to think back. His most recent offense was eating the last cookie in the box they recently picked up from the market. But Ed got him back for that by using the last of the curl shampoo.

    (time travel/parallel universe sequel)

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    15 Dec 2024

  3. Rec 25

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    “Yes,” Stede whispers.

    Ed blinks up at him.

    Too sincere. Oh god, it’s all wrong for the bit, isn’t it? Ed’s been going full hammed-up drama, and so was Stede. Until now. Dear lord.

    At least there’s not an audience to see him deliver his lines so terr–

    Oh.

    Oh no, they’ve amassed quite a crowd, it seems.

    (or: Ed proposes to Stede as a joke. A bit. A funny little prank. Haha.)

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    04 Dec 2024

  4. Rec 14

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    Lucius really needed to be paid more if he was expected to both man the counter at this dumb coffee shop and help his two stupid regular customers actually speak to each other for once. Not that the matchmaker thing was technically his job, in fact Jackie had said specifically that it wasn’t, but the annoying blond man was so pathetic and actually kind of funny at times (although usually accidentally) and what could Lucius say? He was a philanthropist.

     

    (He wasn’t sure if that was actually the right word for this but it sounded fancy and Lucius could stand to feel a little fancier.)

     

    In which Lucius is a barista, Ed and Stede are bad at communication, and drastic measures need to be taken. For OFMD Fluffvember 2024

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    03 Dec 2024

  5. Rec 8

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    30 Nov 2024

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