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    His family had warned him to not go sneaking into his neighbor’s garden but Ajax just can’t help himself. Situated at the very top of the hill in which their den is located, his neighbor’s garden has the tastiest and prettiest apples and peaches Ajax has ever eaten (probably made tastier since he stole them). It’s why Ajax finds himself making that trek up the hill time and time again, crawling through a hole in the fence of the garden, mindful of his ears and bushy tail as he squeezes through the opening.

    Fox Ajax runs into his mysterious neighbors and have a Bad Time.

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    For Day 2 of the Dead Partridge In A Pear Tree Event, hosted by The Midnight Society

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    “It’s pretty obvious, Childe. You two aren’t exactly subtle. Besides, remember your last visit to my teapot?” Lumine asked.

    He had drunk a whole bottle of firewater himself, because she didn’t care for the taste.

    “Uh, not particularly.” He said, only remembering the wicked hangover he had the next morning.

    “About halfway through the bottle, you started gushing over Zhongli. Like you wouldn’t stop telling me how much you love him.” She said, a teasing grin starting to emerge on her face.

    “No, I didn’t do that. Not me, couldn’t be me.” Childe crossed his arms in defense.

    “No, you did. I wish I could forget about it, because a few shots later you wouldn’t stop talking about how big his d--”

    He covered her mouth with his hands.

    “I’ll give you double your weekly Guild commission if we never talk about my sex life ever again.” He said, face a vivid shade of red.

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    Or: Lumine wonders if anyone could make Zhongli lose his cool. Childe plans to find out.

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    "Now that you mention it, there is indeed an ancient adepti technique used to enlarge breasts. It used to be quite popular a few centuries back, I believe,” Zhongli says. I have had no need for such a technique, but if you are intrigued, I am familiar with the basics of the procedure."

    Childe snorts, shaking her head in disbelief. “I highly doubt something like that would work.”

    “You shouldn’t judge anything so harshly unless you have evidence to prove the contrary,” Zhongli says, raising a single eyebrow. “Well, shall we?”

    "Shall we what?"

    "Give this technique a try?" Zhongli looks at her expectantly, giving a pointed look at Childe's chest.

    Childe nearly spits out her drink.

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    At fem!Zhongli's insistence, fem!Childe tries a very sussy breast enlargement technique.

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    “I just want to be loved,” Childe says to himself, to whoever is listening. “Is that too much to ask?”

    They are on the roof once more, this time Childe’s foot touches the edge of the building as he daydreams of something that cannot be. The sky is blank and cloudy and perhaps Lumine fears it’ll all end when he takes a step.

    “Not at all,” she says. It’s still the truth.

    Contrary to popular belief, Childe hates his family but loves them all the same.

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    “I...may have been affected as well,” Zhongli admits, almost to himself, and Childe follows his gaze as it drifts to the side, at the rough skin of his forearm, dried blood still marking the place where he’d been scratched by the regisvine’s thorns.

    “By what? Just tell me what the hell this is.”

    “An aphrodisiac."
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    Or, Childe, Zhongli, and a healthy dose of Liyue's finest regisvine pollen.

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