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  1. Public Bookmark 8

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    “Murder?” I said.

    “Murder, sir,” Jeeves answered.

    “Murder?”

    “Murder.”

    “Surely you don’t mean murder, Jeeves.”

    “That is in fact precisely my meaning, sir.”

    “It is only that you seem to imply someone has lost their life on the premises, due to the nefarious and voluntary actions of some other, as yet undisclosed party, with great malice aforethought.”

    “You have understood me completely, sir.”

    “But Jeeves, that would mean murder.”

     

    Lieutenant Columbo is on the case. The soup, Bertie Wooster muses, has never been so thick.

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  2. Public Bookmark 42

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    We've all noticed how things always work out for Ainz. That's because he has a secret weapon. The weapon comes from Yggdrasil and is so secret, he doesn't even know about it! Everyone else in the Guild knew what it was, and now you will too.

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    17 Dec 2024

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    Suzuki Satoru had always liked children, but as a bachelor he had given up on having any of his own early on. But now that he has found himself in this New World and became his avatar, Momonga, he has inadverently become a father and he is determined to do his duty to the best of his abilities.

    The fact that his children were mostly adults, some wanted to get into his pants, and all of them were actually NPCs created by his friends was completely irrelevant.

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    17 Dec 2024

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    Ainz feels his undead side holding more and more sway over who he is and how he acts and thinks.

    The natural conclusion in that case is to marry Demiurge, right?

    Wait, what?

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    “I’m an activist, Mr. Morgan,” Merlin explains.

    “I see that,” Knight Gwaine says.

    “I want this place to exist here forever. Forever and ever and ever.”

    “You mean until King Arthur climbs out of it?”

    “Yes,” Merlin says. “But after that, too, since I’m not like, 100% positive that he’s going to know what a fish ladder is. I figure we’ve got to do some work on that and probably his English before we let him go off into the wild.”

    “Right. Obviously, the English. But what happens if someone tries to put another body in the lake while you’re here?”

    Merlin doesn’t have an answer to that.

    (Three women's bodies are dumped into a lake, and detective Gwaine Morgan is assigned the case. He does not anticipate said lake to be guarded by a local 12 year-old and is even less prepared for what happens when the 12 year-old becomes his murderer's next target.)

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