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    Harry and Draco are tasked with creating a YouTube channel for Muggle Studies; shennanagins ensue when the internet falls in love with their hilarious rivalry.

    Draco: Potter, what is a 'Drarry'?
    Harry: I have no idea, where did you hear that?
    Draco: Our minions-
    Harry: Followers
    Draco: -keep commenting it

    In a world where Voldemort was never resurrected, Harry Potter still goes through life facing trolls and horrible relatives because in no universe can the Boy-Who-Lived avoid trouble. Despite attempts at revenge by the leaderless Death Eaters, Harry is in his seventh and final year at Hogwarts with high hopes for a calm and relaxing send-off. Unfortunately for our beloved hero, however, fate just loves fucking with him.

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    06 Dec 2024

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    If there's one thing that Draco Malfoy yearns for, it's seeing Harry Potter in pain. How that happens, he doesn't care. When Potter's name is pulled out of the Goblet of Fire, Draco sees it as the perfect opportunity to fulfill his greatest desire. Except Saint Potter has luck swimming in his veins. He needs to be distracted... And the best way to do that is to make him fall in love.

    THIS IS THE REWRITTEN VERSION AND THE PREFERRED VERSION FOR YOU TO READ.

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    06 Sep 2024

  3. Rec *

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    Regulus is a demisexual romance author who has one big hangup: Smut. After a mountain of bad reviews on his latest novel, an awkward meeting with his publisher, and a conversation with Remus, he decides to take the leap. Unfortunately the only person he really wants to sleep with is James Potter.

    Alternative title: "The art of fucking your brother's best friend six ways from Sunday without falling in love in the process."

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    11 Aug 2024

  4. Rec *

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    “This still doesn’t mean you can fuck my brother.”

    “No promises. Especially if he’s pretty.”

    James has never been more glad that he didn’t promise Sirius something, because god knows that someone who looks like that and apparently a tongue so sharp one phrase alone could sentence you to death by a thousand cuts, is not someone that James wants to let go of very easily.

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    5 times James Potter wanted Regulus Black more than he wanted it to snow on Christmas Day and 1 time he did something about it.

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    25 Jul 2024

  5. Rec *

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    Regulus is a young writer with a burning hunger to be great. He walks the empty halls of Grimmauld Place, the memory of a brother long gone on his heels. He's looking for anything to feed his inspiration—a muse. James is his teacher, new to the area, and stagnant in his life.

    It's meant to be a game. It's not a game anymore.

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    Or, the age gap, student/teacher relationship AU.

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    18 Jul 2024