johnthecraptist
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- NCT (Band) (2)
- K-pop (1)
- Left 4 Dead (Video Games) (1)
- Teen Wolf (TV) (1)
- Stray Kids (Band) (1)
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Good things don't happen to Yang Jeongin.
They simply don’t. It’s the way of the world, a fact of life, a universal truth that he’s long since come to accept. Jeongin isn’t a man of fortune or luck—there’s no such thing, only blessings, her voice chastises in his head—but that’s okay. Not everyone can be so well off. He’s very used to it.
This is why he is entirely unsure of what to do with this beautiful man standing at the cafe counter, who has decided to tell him he has lovely eyes.
(In which Jeongin becomes acquainted with seven men who make up the oldest and darkest parts of mankind. Or maybe acquainted isn't the right word. It feels more like coming home.)
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But really, they couldn't have expected Jaehyun to leave that sad little thing of an omega out in the biting cold.
(Or in which Jaehyun finds Winwin all alone one freezing night and decides to take him home to his pack.)
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maybe it's a cruel joke on me, whatever (just means there's way more cake for me.) by johnthecraptist
Fandoms: NCT (Band), K-pop
27 May 2016
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the fact of the matter was that ten completely and irrevocably had johnny seo wrapped around his finger.
and ten loved johnny, very much, so he did his best not to exploit that fact.
except when he was unusually horny and johnny had been an unyielding ball of stress for the past week.
or in which ten feels neglected so he formulates a plan.
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This is what I am now.
He let the silence of sleep take him.
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if you could only see the beast you've made of me. by johnthecraptist
Fandoms: Teen Wolf (TV)
18 May 2014
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Something about Derek Hale turned Stiles into an animal.
Series
- Part 1 of howl.
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“Well, okay.” Chan shrugs after a moment or two of careful consideration. “Nobody has to moan. We can just.. I dunno. Keep thinking, and maybe—”
“I can do it.”
This time, it’s Minho’s turn to snap his head up.
In fact, everyone snaps their heads up, all looking in the direction of the interruption, the finger-fidgeting ball of anxiety off to the left side of Chan’s laptop, looking like he regrets ever opening his mouth but—oh.
Oh, Minho knows better than that.
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Or: 3RACHA are struggling with their newest track. Minho and Jisung are happy to help.
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05 Dec 2023
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Felix has fucked plenty of “straight” guys. Most of them are fairly bland, a couple were surprisingly good in bed, but many of them are more confused than they think and it ends up an odd experience for them both. It’s to the point that Felix has sworn off fucking anyone who claims to be straight.
But… he’s so hot that Felix couldn’t help himself.
He’s starting to regret it all now, though. Sure, his dick is huge, but boy, does he not know how to use it. It’s almost embarrassing. Actually, he feels bad for him more than anything else.
Do girls actually like this? Felix thinks. Maybe he’s never actually fucked a girl. Is he fucking a virgin? Is he in the middle of getting drilled by a straight virgin?
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Or;; comphet jisung has his bisexual crisis over a pretty twink who bends him over and shows him how to fuck
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25 Nov 2023
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“That’s not fair,” he grits out, trying to reign his emotions in. His pheromones are thick and challenging, and later he’ll be surprised that Chan let him get this far without putting him in his place.
“No, it’s not,” Chan says solemnly. “Being an alpha isn’t fair. You will always have that burden, so you need to get over yourself and take responsibility.”
Chan’s words sting, and Jisung feels tears of frustration welling in his eyes. He doesn’t want to deal with this. He doesn’t want to fight with his alpha. And yet-- “I want to hit you so bad right now,” he says, a harsh whisper. He doesn’t want to say the words, but he can’t possibly keep them inside.
“Then hit me,” Chan says, expression entirely unreadable.
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24 Nov 2023
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Seungmin doesn't like sex. What she does like is to watch her favourite camgirls' streams and get off.
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06 Oct 2023
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sungie: omg are we finally going to start talking all eight of us about fucking and sucking???
lixieboo: please
lixieboo: 🥺
bimie: took us long enough tbh
ayenie: and thank fuck bc i have been bored latelyOr, a look into skz's groupchat.