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It’s May 1979 and the Order has just apprehended a pair of mysterious wizards who look remarkably like a Potter and a Malfoy. Naturally, James Potter and Sirius Black are called in to identify the strangely familiar strangers and determine their backgrounds and loyalties.
(This would be a lot easier if their captives weren’t convinced everyone they talk to is dead. It would also be easier if they didn’t spend half their bloody time bickering.)
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“Just ask them questions only they would know the answer to,” Malfoy suggests.
“There’s not a single thing that I know about either of them from the first war that any old Death Eater couldn’t find out.”
“How is that possible?” Malfoy huffs. “He’s your father!”
“Am I or am I not famously an orphan?” Potter snarls.
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Русский перевод: https://archiveofourown.org/works/49365862/chapters/124574398
中文翻译: https://archiveofourown.org/works/49899721Series
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12 Jan 2025
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Nested Expectations by Prudabaga
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
23 May 2024
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"System," Shen Qingqiu thought furiously while smiling at Yue Qingyuan and nodding along to whatever nonsense the man was saying. "What. The. Fuck."
[Can User be more specific? This System is here to assist ✧٩(•́⌄•́๑)و ✧]
"What is going on between my legs?!!!"
The detailed anatomical diagram that popped up in front of him made Shen Qingqiu choke.
"Shidi? Are you alright?" Yue Qingyuan was peering at him with concern. "I can get Mu-shidi if-"
"I'm fine," Shen Qingqiu gasped, still coughing.
Shen Qingqiu was not fine. "System, what the hell am I looking at?"
[In the book Proud Immortal Demon's Way, there are secondary genders! People are either-]
"I read the book! I know all that! What I don't know is why I'm looking at omega anatomy. Shen Qingqiu was a beta!"
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06 Jan 2025
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Particular by thehoyden
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
10 Sep 2022
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Shen Yuan's first thought is, cool cool cool, glad to be fucked over by omega hormones again, never mind that he’d been ill for so long in his first life that he’d had maybe three shitty irregular heats before his body noped out of that.
His second thought is: HOLY SHIT OMEGA SHEN QINGQIU IS CANON???!
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05 Jan 2025
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Life without you is just like chocolate chip cookies without chocolate chips.
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04 Jan 2025
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Yor's coworkers highlight a glaring flaw in Loid and Yor's marriage.
Or: Loid and Yor fuck "for the sake of the mission".
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04 Jan 2025