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why didn't you say it's not impotence!? by azunshi
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
21 Jan 2024
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The woman raises a cold look over her fan. "You walk into my establishment, request for a room, bath and refreshments but decline my brothel's services," she drawls. "Do you think I run a shelter for lost kittens like you who've wandered too far from home?"
"... No?"
The woman shuts her fan with a loud snap. Shen Yuan jumps in his seat. She leans forward, using the edge of her closed fan to tilt Shen Yuan's chin up. Her eyes narrow as she studies him. "What is your name, boy?"
"S-Shen Yuan."
The woman hums before withdrawing her fan. "Pleased to meet you, Xiao Yuan," she says, cool and aloof. "Madame Jiu, at your service."
Out of desperation, Shen Yuan goes to a brothel to sleep for the night.
or: It's always the pathetic boys that Madame Jiu can't seem to resist.
or: Everyone thinks Shen Yuan is impotent.
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11 Dec 2024
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Hongjoong was an honored cherub, appointed by God himself to guard the holy throne room. He was anointed with endless wisdom, jewels of every color, and beauty beyond compare- yet no materialistic riches could fill his dull existence with what he desired most.
But perhaps the innocent seraph wandering the Garden of Eden could.
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27 Nov 2024
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The ritual fades into background noise as Wooyoung's terror makes him freeze. All he can think about is the inhuman creatures that were called from the depths of the forest, where the sunlight doesn't touch. His mind conjures up all kinds of horrifying scenarios, ones where the wolf tears him to shreds or he's stabbed through the gut by that enormous rack. Even through his fear, however, he can recognize the power these beings hold. He can sense the aura surrounding them. It doesn't feel malevolent, really, but it feels ancient. The kind of magic that creaks and groans as it stretches.
The two creatures—gods—come to a halt about a meter before the altar. Feeling insignificant in their presence, Wooyoung stares up at their faces, his breath coming in shallow pants as he struggles to maintain his composure. The wolf stares back at him. While the stag’s eyes are nothing more than black holes in its skull, Wooyoung can somehow feel that it's looking at him too.
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or, alternatively: human Wooyoung gets sacrificed to ancient forest gods Minsang in order to save his village from starvation
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26 Nov 2024
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Dying, Coming Back to Life, and Other Ways to Avoid Defining the Relationship by Camorra
Fandom: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
16 Jan 2022
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wither and bloom by tskmo
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
19 Jul 2023
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Shen Yuan really is telling the truth: he’s never met the 28 year old Peak Lord of Qing Jing before in his life. Shen Qingqiu is a veritable stranger to him!
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But.
The 13 year old gege who would complain about Shen Yuan’s bony arms while sharing his ratty blanket on winter nights, who would hiss and spit before begrudgingly splitting his tanghulu on the rare occasions they got their hands on the treat…
No, Shen Yuan knows nothing of Shen Qingqiu.
But, Shen Jiu? Well, that’s a different story.
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Russian translation by Bublick!
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21/04/24 update: not abandoned! but due to poor health and sudden life changes this is on hiatus til Sept/Oct 2024.
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