jedusaur
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Of course Roy's not the only person ever to have a thing for Jamie's arse. Obviously. Jamie's arse is fucking legendary. It has three fan clubs and at least two stalkers creepy enough for the letters to be on file with the police. Roy's not the only person ever to fuck it, either—Jamie was everybody's gay experiment back at the academy, and his dating history has featured several women with impressive toy collections. He's well-acquainted with the wonders of the prostate.
But Roy is different. Everyone else Jamie has banged was interested in his arse as part of a larger appreciation for his whole body—like a side dish, or one option in a buffet. For Roy, it turns out, Jamie's arse is emphatically the main course.
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"Uh," says Clint. "So, you said you don't want to be involved with incubus stuff and I've been trying super hard to respect that, I swear it was an accident. I didn't realize you were having a moment there."
"What?" Bucky puts down his e-reader. "Isn't the incubus stuff about having sex?"
"It's physical contact plus arousal," Clint explains. "Sorry, I keep thinking Steve has gone over this with you. Giving someone an orgasm is the best way for me to get a good solid hit, but I can charge up more slowly just by touching people when they're turned on. So yeah, really sorry about that, I'll try not to let it happen again. I should leave you to, um... whatever you're doing." He backs away toward the elevator.
Bucky swallows and says, "Wait."
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Whenever he says he's not feeling anything, that's when Dr. Sharon pulls out the fucking cards.
Roy can't fucking stand the fucking cards. They're plain white with plain black text, each displaying the name of a different emotion, and he's supposed to go through them and decide whether he's feeling each thing or not. It's fucking stupid, it makes him feel like a fucking toddler, and worst of all, it fucking works.
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"I'm not wearing the fucking cowboy hat," Roy says.
Jamie sighs dramatically, like the hat wasn't an obvious negotiation tactic all along. "Fine," he says, fiddling with the settings on his phone before lifting it to aim at Roy. "Whenever you're ready!"
Roy glares into the camera, steeling himself. For love, for charity, and for the blowjobs Jamie and Keeley have sworn up and down they'll each deliver daily throughout the entirety of Rainbow Sparkle Bullshit Month.
"I wish I knew how to fucking quit you."
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- Part 2 of matterverse
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"I love you," Jamie says, like he's picking a fight.
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murder boyfriends by jedusaur
Fandom: Hawkeye (Comics), Marvel, Marvel Cinematic Universe
29 Oct 2022
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Dick Missions 'Verse by jedusaur
Fandom: Hawkeye (Comics), Marvel, Marvel Cinematic Universe
18 Jul 2022
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On a wet and dreary Friday afternoon, Roy finds himself back in Jamie’s childhood home. It’s hard to believe it’s been a year since he was last here.
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11 Dec 2024
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The adoration doesn’t die down as the season progresses, much to Roy’s chagrin. Instead, the ladies channel their cooing towards one contestant in particular, ramping up the theatrics enough that Janice waltzes in one night with a handheld fan, blasting air across her face each time the man is on screen.
“You don’t think this is a little overboard?” Roy asks, ignoring when Janice turns the fan in his direction. “What’s so special about Jamie?”
Jamie, 25: Yoga Instructor has a penchant for patterned shirts that are bright enough to warrant sunglasses for protection against blindness. The lad’s not an eyesore by any means, but that much hair gel? Roy’s not sure if he’s trying to craft a hairstyle or a fucking astronaut helmet.
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02 Dec 2024
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Getting the door slammed in his face wasn't great, but it did lead to a revelation that Jamie just couldn't accept.
Maybe not Keeley, but what if, one day, Roy left him behind?
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01 Dec 2024
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The life and times of Leonard H. McCoy MD/PhD … If Leonard McCoy's life could get any fucking weirder, it would be … Jesus, he didn't even want to think what that could possibly mean, because it's already been too fucking weird to make any kind of rational sense. A Starfleet Academy story, set in the ST:XI universe.
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30 Nov 2024
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After telling Roy about what happened in Amsterdam, Jamie starts having weird nightmares. He figures Roy must have been right about what happened being 'traumatizing'. After thinking about how he's had seemingly out of proportion or totally random negative reactions to sex, Jamie realizes even though he doesn't fully remember what happened his body clearly does. He has triggers, apparently, he just has no clue what they are - and doesn't know much about what he actually does like either. He decides he should find out, with Roy and Keeley's help.
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22 Nov 2024