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“I don’t have a sword,” Louis said. “Because only a fucking lunatic would have a sword in Paris in 1997,” he did not say, because a) it seemed rude and b) he did not want to antagonize the fucking lunatics with swords in Paris in 1997.
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Dick hurts his ankle while on patrol.
Apparently, Jason’s inner alpha has some trouble with that (and also with words).
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Deprivation by jasmasson
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Batman (Comics), DCU, DCU (Comics)
24 Jun 2024
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Damian was unsure if whatever his grandfather had done to Richard had taken his taste away along with his sight, hearing, speech and smell.
Taste was the one sense Damian could not really test – whether it had survived along with touch, as much as it could without smell – was impossible to tell. Richard certainly ate the dry scraps quickly, but that of course meant nothing; he would be so desperately hungry.
For no reason at all, Damian thought of Richard’s famously sweet tooth, and his eyes felt stupidly hot.
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Where the power lies by jasmasson
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Batman (Comics), DCU
21 Jun 2024
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Damian first saw Richard when he was eight years old.
It was not, no matter what any ridiculous tavern songs might say, the first time Damian had ever seen a pleasure slave, but they were rare enough at Gotham’s court at that time to be somewhat worthy of note.
Historical Royalty Sex-slave AU
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At his lady’s service by jasmasson
Fandoms: Bridgerton (TV), Bridgerton Series - Julia Quinn
12 Jun 2024
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Penelope approached and bent over his lap, presenting her plush, bare bottom up for punishment, pressing her plump thighs together demurely.
It was an enticing sight, and Colin enjoyed nothing more than spending hours with his face buried between her thighs. But that wasn’t what she needed tonight, not ever on the day of a Lady Whistledown publication.
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Straight at 'em by jasmasson for commanderdameron
Fandoms: Master and Commander: The Far Side of the World (2003), Aubrey-Maturin Series - Patrick O'Brian
17 Dec 2023
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It was true that Stephen had not always been with him on his voyages in the past, but he had been on all of his most recent – and (eventually) extremely successful – commissions, and the idea of going to sea without him sat ill with Jack.
Jack was a sailor through and through and, like most sailors whose life and livelihood depended on the whims of sea and sky, he was superstitious. Lucky Jack most certainly knew the value of luck in the navy, and over the past few voyages with Stephen, Jack had seen his good luck hold true and he had no wish to break that streak.
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“There’s no fuckin’ need for it,” Connor said.
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Joe wanted a fucking pizza and beer right now, pretty bad. It had been two weeks since he’d had a pizza. It had been four months since he’d touched Billy.
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The Road to Hell (is paved with dead parrots, oddly. And spam.) by jasmasson for equestrianstatue
Fandoms: Holy Flying Circus (2011), Monty Python RPF
24 Dec 2011
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Dead parrots are always funny.
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To Eartha Kitt, thanks for everything, Myron Bolitar by jasmasson for misura
Fandoms: Myron Bolitar - Harlan Coben
23 Dec 2011
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“I’m not sure you could pull off the tights,” Win said. “Your ass is too flat.”
“Maybe with some padding?” Myron mused.
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A little more than kin by jasmasson for sirriamnis
Fandoms: X-Men Origins: Wolverine (2009), X-Men - All Media Types, X-Men (Movieverse)
22 Dec 2011
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Logan meets some strange men in bars. They seem to know him, and would apparently like to know him better...
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And we'll dance at your wedding (until we pass out) by jasmasson
Fandoms: Life on Mars (UK)
15 May 2011
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Sam becomes Mrs Cartwright.
He smelled of Old Spice, smoke and booze, and it should have been a fairly disgusting smell to Sam’s modern sensibilities, but it wasn’t.
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"Great," said Malfoy, in disgust, "that's just great. That's the second time in so many days I've crashed at a sporting activity. I'm wearing a Weasley jumper of all bloody things. I'm skating with Harry Potter. And to cap it all off, I now have a wet arse. When did my life go so wrong?"
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Wrong was a concept he'd always had trouble with.
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Spock knows the correct response.
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So what if he doesn’t have any friends other than Stella and her friends now? Okay, he was tight with Paulie back at his old school and, yes, he kind of misses the way they could talk about anything, and hung out after school and shit. For fucking sure, though, Paulie’s friendship was cold fucking comfort when Billy Marconi rubbed his snotty nose in the dirt every day for three years. Yeah, so, with Paulie he didn’t have to watch what he said like with Stella and her friends, but at least now he’s not talking through a mouthful of mud.
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Lex has a problem.
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Paris grows up in Troy...
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Post Lineage, Lex has Lionel issues and Clark is there.
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Brendon has to wait.
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- Part 2 of Ryan 'Rachel' Ross