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Whatever it was Kaveh was deluding himself to believe about a possible illness was quickly shut down when the slick, rhythmic smacks trickled through. Muffled grunts, the sound of something wet and recognizable slaps followed in a particular pattern that was hard to mistake even if you had one of those commercialized weights that you shook back and forth in a provocative manner.
But it couldn’t be. This was Haitham.
He was a man, sure, but he was also Haitham.His brain stalled to a halt as he failed to come up with any other logical explanation.
Was Haitham really jerking off?!
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Kaveh hears Alhaitham getting off One (1) Time, and it haunts his every waking moment, taking his years of pining from afar on a much thirstier path. Is it reasonable and normal to hear your roomie jacking off and get off on it yourself?
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He’d been planning this outing for what felt like lifetimes, and he was determined to get it right. Had Zhongli noticed his very thinly-veiled flirting up until this point? Jury was still out on that, considering the man had never shown even an inkling of recognition to his face that he knew of. But tonight would change that, there was no way in all the realms that old fossil wouldn’t fall into his bed– or at least hold his hand! He’d charm that big ol’ handsome lizard so good.
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The last time he was in Liyue Harbour, Childe didn’t think he’d ever come back to the vibrant city. The fact the king of the underworld and the puppetmaster of Liyue’s officials, Morax, knew who he was and would likely try to off him for knowing too much made it too much of a risk. A Snezhnayan spy knowing that a Liyue University faculty member is moonlighting as a kingpin in charge of the entire nation’s government and trade meant that said spy was a walking target. It’d be only a matter of time.
And yet, here he was, watching out the window as his plane landed at Liyue International Airport and praying that his newest mission and subsequent return had stayed under wraps. Having a hit put out would make this visit more difficult than it needed to be.
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Kisses pressed against a freckled shoulder, a mole on the nape of Childe’s neck, a salve in the face of his struggles. “Perhaps I can assist in settling your nerves, my dearest? I have a blend of fresh tea leaves that is known to help settle one’s nerves, or…” Teeth ghosted across his jaw, a silent promise and threat, “Something more stimulating to get it out?”
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Childe has a nightmare, and Zhongli helps him calm down.
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Mondstadt. The nation of wind and freedom, known for love of song and a thriving wine industry. While most adult residents of the rolling countryside and capital city drank wine in their leisure hours, a scarce group found the bitter fermented grapes to be foul, and some other raucous idiots chose to do so while on the clock.
Unfortunately for the sole heir to the heart of the country’s wine industry and a member of the few residents who couldn’t stand the taste of the drink, said raucous idiots were usually found drinking in his tavern.
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Zhongli tapped his pen against the pitiful attempt of a letter.
Of all his talents, prostrating himself was not one.‘Excuse me, Lady of Cryo, I temporarily lost my mind to erosion and utterly wrecked your harbinger’s sphincter’ came and went through his mind in Childe’s voice. Amusing as it was, the statement was far too vulnerable to his state and vulgarly casual in tone to ever reach the page. A bit in poor taste, no matter how true.
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The entire story of getting together- reconciliation, healing, pining from a ancient deity, the same deity going insane for a hot minute, misunderstandings, conclusions, Childe has a slut era (not a playboy tho), Zhongli does not get jealous because his dick is the best in Teyvat, Childe has a crisis because of this, everyone is confused, the romcom How to Date Your Dragon begins, feelings are had, and it all starts when a silly redhead unknowingly propositions the god of contracts for sex.
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This fic does not and will not contain: MCD, Cheating, NTR, Unhappy endings
The tags are weird on purpose, but everything listed happens.
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03 Nov 2022
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My very first ever bookmark bc this is SPECIAL and I need to be able to easily access at all times (I say as if I'm not also subscribed directly to your user and I'm pretty sure the fic)
I'm gonna write some gay fuckin shit at you so I hope you're prepared for EMOTIONS bc God Damn I feel a LOT about this fic and could wax poetic if given the time and chance.
Thank you for making what is genuinely one of the best fanfics I've ever read, and I'm so glad I've gotten the chance to know you even a little bit. Here's to happy stories, hilarious banter, the best meme references, and so so much more.