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- South Park (7)
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Some strange shit has been happening in South Park.
I mean stranger than usual.
Tweek is drinking decaf, Kenny is going straight, Kyle keeps disappearing, Cartman is being helpful, and Craig would just like to know...
What the fuck is going on?!
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- Part 3 of The Losers and Gays
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"Almost 3 years. It’s been almost 3 years since I’ve seen him. My best friend.
Or he was… before I fucked it all up."A mutual friend's wedding gives Stan a chance to reconnect with the one that got away.
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Looking back, that was the catalyst. Maybe if I’d never gone then things would have worked out differently, and my best friend wouldn’t have seemingly lost his mind and ruined his life, all in under six months.
But I’m getting ahead of myself.
It all started with the fatass’s big mouth (doesn’t everything?)...
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Kenny McCormick has been brutally murdered and Eric Cartman is suspect number one in what appears to be an open and shut case. The problem is, Cartman says he didn’t do it and even stranger still, that Kenny isn’t dead at all. With the evidence mounting up and Kyle running wild in a race to prove his boyfriend’s innocence, Craig is caught in a choice between duty and friendship.
Thank god he has Tweek. Now if they could only get past first base…
Translation now available in Russian by pivnaya_kisa!
https://ficbook.net/readfic/8399132Series
- Part 2 of The Losers and Gays
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'Just as Cartman took up the mic in front of a crowd of thousands without a shiver or a thought, Kyle revelled in the details, unrivalled in his skill to put on an arena tour that would deliver on entertainment to an ever more demanding crowd and still make him and Cartman very, very rich. He was good at his job, the best even.
Then why did his stomach hurt?'
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Sam doesn't so much break the rules as not understand they exist.
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- Part 1 of Godawful Small Affair
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18 Sep 2024
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Every Universe by notboldly
Fandoms: Star Trek (2009), Star Trek: The Original Series, Star Trek: The Next Generation (Movies)
05 Feb 2012
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When Jim found out there was a tear in the universe, he did the only logical thing: attempted to drag that other Captain Kirk through it.
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31 Jul 2024
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In which Albus Dumbledore is not a manipulative bastard but rather an overworked headmaster whose deepest desire is to hire a DADA professor who will stick around for longer than a year…and if he has to kill Voldemort to do it, then so be it.
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05 Jun 2024
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“Dudley’s daughter is magic.” He said, astonished by the very words. “She’s a witch.”
Petunia looked insulted. “She’s a Dursley!”Series
- Part 1 of there is time to kill today
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01 Jun 2024
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Harry is summoned to an alternate universe still suffering under Voldemort less than an hour after his own defeat of the bastard. Worse, he's not the first Harry Potter they've called on this way. Worst yet (at the moment), there is no way back home. But give Harry time, and he's likely to find something that's even worse.
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- Part 1 of World In Pieces
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18 May 2024