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    Suguru dead-eyes him across the table.

    “Please listen to me, man.” Satoru says.

    “No.” Suguru responds in that long suffering way that means he’s going to listen to Satoru but he’s gonna be pissy about it first. “It’s, fucking, 7AM.” Suguru adds. Suguru is not a morning person. It’s why Satoru went and bought the fancy coffee Suguru likes and breakfast sandwiches and red bean buns. He had to go to the bakery across town to get those.

    “It’s so important.” Satoru tells him.

    “Your opening gambit at 7-fucking-AM was ‘say I’ve gotten into anal play lately, why do I leak cum before I cum?’” Suguru says with a glare.

    “Yeah.” Satoru says.

    Suguru glares even harder.

    “Well, you could answer me at least.” Satoru huffs, crossing his arms over his chest.

    “I hope you fall off a bridge and die.” Suguru tells him, but he’s unwrapping a breakfast sandwich and pulling the lid off one of the cups of coffee, so.

    “I hope you do too.” Satoru says amicably, taking a seat. He pushes some napkins toward Suguru and switches out the breakfast sandwich. Suguru likes the ones with avocado better. “So why do I?”

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    There’s nothing scary about haunted houses, Satoru thinks - the only things he has to fear in life are the impossible standards his parents have set for him, the sell-by dates on his favorite desserts, and bad hair days, and so he reluctantly agrees when the rest of the group decides to get together for Halloween.

    But then Suguru shows up to the party with his fucking girlfriend in tow, and Satoru realizes maybe he’s not so fearless as he’d like to believe.

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    23 Dec 2024

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    “Let’s fuck.”

    “I’m sorry?”

    “Let’s fuck,” Satoru repeats, voice steady with no trace of mockery. “Let’s have sex. Bone, you know? Do the horizontal mambo, stuff my muffin, yadda yadda.”

    “I don’t think I─”

    “There are a couple of things I want to try.”

    Nanami doesn’t say anything and just stares at Satoru like he has grown another head. He looks like he’s waiting for the other shoe to drop, for the punchline to be delivered. There’s none of that.

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    alternatively: insecure satoru seeks to upgrade his bed skills for the sake of suguru. nanami is not amused.

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    21 Dec 2024

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    "That's a nasty cough you've got there, Dabi," Toga says pointedly.

    Disgusting as it is, he forces himself to swallow the petals back down. They catch in his throat and he almost starts coughing again before he finally manages it.

    "Allergies," says Dabi, voice scratchy.

    Dabi falls in love.

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    The only thing the new recruits know about Captain Levi— aside from his absurd standards for cleanliness and intolerance for babbling— is that he’s definitely having an affair with the beautiful-guy-with-the-sea-in-his-eyes.

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