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    Karkat's moirail meets his matesprit. It goes alright. Nothing's exploding yet, anyway. Karkat just has to translate, and mediate, and fix Dave, and keep Gamzee in line, and not flip his shit. Fucking easy. It's all under control.
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    Gamzee's moirail introduces him to his little alien flushcrush. It goes alright. Just the human's freaking out, and then Karkat's freaking out, and then when Gamzee goes to fix it it gets worse for some reason. It's not like the little squishy motherfuckers count as quadrants. So who knows what the big motherfucking deal is.
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    Dave's boyfriend brings around his other boyfriend, and Dave has an educational experience on the subject of quadrants. It goes alright. Except the guy's a handsy dick who doesn't speak basically any English and wears clown makeup. And Karkat seems to be making some kind of romance power-move at him to prove a point. And Dave's dripping blood all over his favorite pair of sweatpants.

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    18 Dec 2024

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    “But uh you’re both from around here?”
    “Yessir."
    Karkat laughed, picturing Rose in a matching cowboy hat and boots while adding, “I don’t think anyone's ever called me sir before.”
    “Well I mind my manners.” He looked up at Karkat, shades sliding down his nose, and winked.

    In which Karkat gets a flat tire and Southern Gentlemen™️ Dave Strider zooms over to fix it. Karkat can only thank him by getting rowdy in the back of his Jeep... Will that be the end of their story? Or will Karkat and Dave run into each other, again and again?

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    10 Dec 2024

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    Davesprite finally works up the nerve to ask Dave for help figuring out if he can still get off. Dave says yes, as long as his boyfriend can come along for the ride.

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    01 Dec 2024

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    Karkat goes through his adult molt. Dave does his best to take it in stride.

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    01 Dec 2024

  5. Public Bookmark 68

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    GT: Wait slow down dirk.
    GT: This is all hypothetical right?
    GT: I mean youre not actually going to tattoo me.
    TT: Of course not.

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