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Elizaveta is well into her college career, living with her roommate. This is all well and good, except her roommate is also her ex, and an asshole, and her only friend, all wrapped up into one spiteful and unshakable, irascible, and self-destructive package. But when she meets someone new, who is kind, funny, unpredictable and nothing like Roderich, she feels like she may be strong enough to part ways with that season of her life. But you can only get rid of so much before you start to realize that the people you surround yourself with are a bit more of a reflection of yourself than you'd like to believe.
Or, Roderich Edelstein’s Guide Book on How To Win Friends and Influence People
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Domestic Diplomacy (And Other Minefields) by SpoonerizeSwiftness (SplickedyHat)
Fandoms: Homestuck
22 Nov 2022
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Karkat's moirail meets his matesprit. It goes alright. Nothing's exploding yet, anyway. Karkat just has to translate, and mediate, and fix Dave, and keep Gamzee in line, and not flip his shit. Fucking easy. It's all under control.
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Gamzee's moirail introduces him to his little alien flushcrush. It goes alright. Just the human's freaking out, and then Karkat's freaking out, and then when Gamzee goes to fix it it gets worse for some reason. It's not like the little squishy motherfuckers count as quadrants. So who knows what the big motherfucking deal is.
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Dave's boyfriend brings around his other boyfriend, and Dave has an educational experience on the subject of quadrants. It goes alright. Except the guy's a handsy dick who doesn't speak basically any English and wears clown makeup. And Karkat seems to be making some kind of romance power-move at him to prove a point. And Dave's dripping blood all over his favorite pair of sweatpants.Series
- Part 1 of Aliens Sure Are Weird
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18 Dec 2024
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“But uh you’re both from around here?”
“Yessir."
Karkat laughed, picturing Rose in a matching cowboy hat and boots while adding, “I don’t think anyone's ever called me sir before.”
“Well I mind my manners.” He looked up at Karkat, shades sliding down his nose, and winked.In which Karkat gets a flat tire and Southern Gentlemen™️ Dave Strider zooms over to fix it. Karkat can only thank him by getting rowdy in the back of his Jeep... Will that be the end of their story? Or will Karkat and Dave run into each other, again and again?
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- Part 1 of never leave you (davekat week 2024)
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10 Dec 2024
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Davesprite finally works up the nerve to ask Dave for help figuring out if he can still get off. Dave says yes, as long as his boyfriend can come along for the ride.
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01 Dec 2024
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Karkat goes through his adult molt. Dave does his best to take it in stride.
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01 Dec 2024
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GT: Wait slow down dirk.
GT: This is all hypothetical right?
GT: I mean youre not actually going to tattoo me.
TT: Of course not.Series
- Part 1 of A6A4
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11 Nov 2024