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• The unavoidable stupidity of men in love by ilbenmalpensanteus, Mizu_umi

  Fandoms: Naruto (Anime & Manga)  

  • Teen And Up Audiences
  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • M/M
  • Complete Work

  25 Jul 2024

  Tags

  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • Uchiha Sasuke/Uzumaki Naruto
  • Uchiha Sasuke & Uzumaki Naruto
  • Uzumaki Naruto
  • Uchiha Sasuke
  • Mentioned Uchiha Itachi - Character
  • also mentioned Yamanaka Ino
  • Jiraiya (Naruto)
  • Brief Cameo
  • Alternate Universe - Modern Setting
  • Uzumaki Naruto is a Ray of Sunshine
  • Uchiha Sasuke is in Love with Uzumaki Naruto
  • Uzumaki Naruto is in Love with Uchiha Sasuke
  • Idiots in Love
  • Uzumaki Naruto Being an Idiot
  • Uchiha Sasuke Being an Idiot
  • Valentine's Day Fluff
  • yeah this late
  • Fluff and Angst
  • just minimal angst
  • Tooth-Rotting Fluff
  • snsmonth23's SNS Valentine's Week 2024
  • Marriage Proposal
  • Misunderstanding

  Summary

  ♡♡♡♡♡

  They say love makes you stupid.
  Naruto and Sasuke are living proof of it.

  ♡♡♡♡♡

  Language:

  English

  Words:

  5,426

  Chapters:

  2/2

  Comments:

  16

  Kudos:

  112

  Bookmarks:

  12

  Hits:

  1,879

• Itachi's gay agenda: 5 ways to make Konoha great again by ilbenmalpensanteus, Mizu_umi

  Fandoms: Naruto (Anime & Manga)  

  • Mature
  • Choose Not To Use Archive Warnings
  • M/M
  • Work in Progress

  22 Jul 2024

  Tags

  • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
  • Uchiha Sasuke/Uzumaki Naruto
  • Uchiha Sasuke & Uzumaki Naruto
  • Haruno Sakura & Uchiha Sasuke & Uzumaki Naruto
  • Haruno Sakura & Uchiha Sasuke
  • Team 7 - Relationship
  • Uchiha Sasuke
  • Uzumaki Naruto
  • Haruno Sakura
  • Sai (Naruto)
  • Uchiha Itachi
  • Namikaze Minato
  • Uzumaki Kushina
  • Uchiha Fugaku
  • Original Male Character(s)
  • others - Character
  • Oblivious Uzumaki Naruto
  • But only supposedly
  • Oblivious Uchiha Sasuke
  • That’s more right
  • anbu au
  • Queen Uzumaki Kushina lives
  • No massacre
  • Third Shinobi War (Naruto)
  • Jinchuuriki (Naruto)
  • Serious Injuries
  • Hospitalization
  • Sealing
  • MS awakening
  • Eventual Smut
  • Mutual Pining
  • Jealous Uchiha Sasuke
  • Happy Ending
  • We will never write a story with no happy ending
  • itachi is a good brother
  • He’s also a little shit
  • Hokage Uchiha Itachi
  • Sasuke and Sakura are friends
  • Sasuke is very gay

  Summary

  *~*~*

  It has been 1023 days since Uchiha Itachi became Hokage.

  Ever since, he has faced his fare share of trials and world-changing events. Still... everything pales in comparison to the Calvary of witnessing his younger brother's inability to get together with his best friend. 

  It's a bit concerning that the fate of the Shinobi World rests on the shoulders of those two gay messes. 

  *~*~*

  Language:

  English

  Words:

  5,667

  Chapters:

  1/?

  Comments:

  8

  Kudos:

  36

  Bookmarks:

  6

  Hits:

  371

• And so the lion fell in love with the dumb- Uhm. Lamb. by ilbenmalpensanteus, Mizu_umi for Horizon_moon_eclipse

  Fandoms: Naruto, Naruto (Anime & Manga)  

  • Mature
  • Choose Not To Use Archive Warnings
  • M/M
  • Work in Progress

  19 Apr 2024

  Tags

  • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
  • Uchiha Sasuke/Uzumaki Naruto
  • Uchiha Sasuke
  • Uzumaki Naruto
  • Uchiha Itachi
  • Nara Shikamaru
  • Hoozuki Suigetsu
  • Juugo (Naruto)
  • Sasuke’s dick
  • Enemies to Friends to Lovers
  • Alternate Universe - Vampire
  • but not really
  • Naruto is a little bit dumb
  • Sasuke is a little bit a stalker
  • Not exactly for Itachi’s fans
  • Happy Ending
  • Jealous Uchiha Sasuke
  • Uzumaki Naruto is a Ray of Sunshine
  • Explicit Sexual Content
  • Explicit Language
  • Sasuke’s dick is actually a character
  • Fluff and Smut
  • Inspired by Twilight
  • practically crack

  Summary

  ～*～
  Naruto is convinced Sasuke is a vampire and wants to eat him.
  Sasuke is convinced Naruto is a homophobic jock and wants to screw him.

  Sasuke is not a vampire, but wants to eat Naruto (out).
  Naruto is not homophobic, but wants to screw Sasuke (‘s ass).

  Theirs is still a better love story than twilight.
  ～*～

  Language:

  English

  Words:

  7,085

  Chapters:

  2/5

  Comments:

  22

  Kudos:

  88

  Bookmarks:

  13

  Hits:

  989

• Like fire and powder by ilbenmalpensanteus, Mizu_umi

  Fandoms: Naruto (Anime & Manga), Naruto  

  • Explicit
  • Graphic Depictions Of Violence
  • M/M
  • Work in Progress

  11 Apr 2024

  Tags

  • Graphic Depictions Of Violence
  • Uchiha Sasuke/Uzumaki Naruto
  • Uchiha Sasuke
  • Uzumaki Naruto
  • Nara Shikamaru
  • Inuzuka Kiba
  • Sai (Naruto)
  • Karin (Naruto)
  • Hoozuki Suigetsu
  • Juugo (Naruto)
  • Uchiha Itachi
  • Haruno Sakura
  • Uchiha Madara
  • Uzumaki Mito
  • Alternate Universe - Yakuza
  • Inspired by Romeo and Juliet
  • Kinda
  • Unresolved Sexual Tension
  • Explicit Sexual Content
  • Explicit Language
  • Angst with a Happy Ending
  • Literary References
  • Other Additional Tags to Be Added
  • Enemies to Friends to Lovers
  • Haruno Sakura Bashing
  • Not for Sakura fans
  • Not for Itachi fans either
  • Nothing crazy just following canon guidelines
  • First Time Blow Jobs
  • Sub Uchiha Sasuke
  • just a little bit
  • Praise Kink
  • Awkward Boners
  • Homophobia
  • Homophobic Language

  Summary

  «*»
  Naruto and Sasuke would find funny how similar their lives are getting to a Shakespearean play... if only that didn't mean they're stepping right into a tragedy.
  «*»

  Or Naruto and Sasuke falling for each other despite belonging to rival clans.

  Language:

  English

  Words:

  15,008

  Chapters:

  2/6

  Comments:

  15

  Kudos:

  49

  Bookmarks:

  13

  Hits:

  989

• The ace up your sleeve by ilbenmalpensanteus, Mizu_umi

  Fandoms: Naruto (Anime & Manga), Naruto  

  • Teen And Up Audiences
  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • M/M
  • Work in Progress

  13 Jan 2024

  Tags

  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • Uchiha Sasuke/Uzumaki Naruto
  • Uzumaki Naruto
  • Uchiha Sasuke
  • Gaara (Naruto)
  • Nara Shikamaru
  • Inuzuka Kiba
  • Uchiha Itachi
  • Haruno Sakura
  • Yamanaka Ino
  • Hyuuga Hinata
  • Alternate Universe - High School
  • Fluff
  • practically
  • Tooth-Rotting Fluff
  • naruto is oblivious
  • Sasuke is in Denial
  • Falling In Love
  • Idiots in Love
  • Uzumaki Naruto is a Ray of Sunshine
  • Protective Uchiha Sasuke
  • Not for Sakura fans
  • Teenage Drama
  • Enemies to Friends to Lovers
  • their enemies fase is very short-lived though
  • Uchiha Itachi Being a Good Brother
  • Rating May Change

  Summary

  𝆗✤𝆘
  Naruto is set on experiencing his very own high school romance, even if that means swallowing his pride and asking for the help of his mortal enemy.
  Sasuke agrees to help the obnoxious dobe only because he hopes that will drag attention away from him. No ulterior motives, not at all... most definitely.
  Of course, they fall in love.
  𝆗✤𝆘 

  Language:

  English

  Words:

  3,147

  Chapters:

  1/5

  Comments:

  18

  Kudos:

  48

  Bookmarks:

  13

  Hits:

  530