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The adoration doesn’t die down as the season progresses, much to Roy’s chagrin. Instead, the ladies channel their cooing towards one contestant in particular, ramping up the theatrics enough that Janice waltzes in one night with a handheld fan, blasting air across her face each time the man is on screen.
“You don’t think this is a little overboard?” Roy asks, ignoring when Janice turns the fan in his direction. “What’s so special about Jamie?”
Jamie, 25: Yoga Instructor has a penchant for patterned shirts that are bright enough to warrant sunglasses for protection against blindness. The lad’s not an eyesore by any means, but that much hair gel? Roy’s not sure if he’s trying to craft a hairstyle or a fucking astronaut helmet.
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Cartrick’s blabbering is muted in Jamie’s ears, as if he’s under a layer of blankets and he feels rooted in place, eyes fixed across the room because-
Roy.
There’s a fault line along Jamie’s chest, the jagged edges splitting his body into two separate halves, along with a heart that hasn’t felt whole for a decade and a half. Roy meets his eyes and the cavern widens, Jamie’s sternum breaking in two. It’s no wonder Jamie can’t remember how to breathe anymore.
or: childhood best friends, a study.
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i love every inch of you (and then some) by holtzmanns for howdyrowdypartner
Fandoms: Ted Lasso (TV)
19 Mar 2024
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Five times Roy tries to propose to Jamie, and the one time he successfully does.
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Jamie Tartt is a lot of things. She’s made top ten for scoring in the league two years in a row, she’s entirely too obsessed with the shit body sprays from Superdrug, and she dances circles around everyone else on the pitch.
Most of all, Jamie Tartt is good at getting on Rose Kent’s last nerve.
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He threads his fingers through Roy’s, pressing a kiss to the back of his hand. “So? How was your trip to dreamland?”
Roy doesn’t appear to have processed the question, his eyes still wide with his brows high on his forehead. “Did the doctor send you? Fuck. You’re fucking eye candy. Wow.”
Or: post-anaesthesia Roy is an absolute delight, in Jamie's opinion.
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Behind Closed Doors by artificialmac, artificialmeggie (ohmymeggs), holtzmanns, IAmTheNightman98, mia_ugly, multifandomgeek, orphan_account, pinkgrapefruit, TheArtificialDane, writworm42
Fandom: RuPaul's Drag Race RPF
19 Jul 2019
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The first Branjie Avengers Anthology. We all took a one-word prompt and turned it into a story, arranged those stories in chronological order, and posted them up here.
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nobody knows where we might end up by holtzmanns
Fandom: RuPaul's Drag Race (US) RPF, RuPaul's Drag Race RPF
29 Oct 2020
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“What the fuck are you doing here?”
From where he’s perched on Roy’s chair, one leg pulled up to his chest to rest his chin on his knee, Jamie scoffs. His hair - left a touch longer since the last time Roy saw him - looks wet, like he’s only recently showered, and Roy feels the familiar twitch of irritation in his throat at Jamie’s flippant use of the Richmond facilities, despite not having played for them for the better part of seven years.
“Hello to you too, Coach,” Jamie grins, wide and toothy, his sharp teeth glinting in the harsh fluorescent light. “Did you miss me?”
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Ten years after Ted leaves - and seven since leaving Richmond - Jamie comes home to Roy.
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26 May 2024
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There are many benefits to dating a thief. And Roy Kent is no ordinary thief.
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13 Feb 2024
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The (in)Complete Guide to Britpicking and Finer Football Details by BelmotteTower, ScoatneyHall
Fandoms: Ted Lasso (TV)
16 Nov 2022
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This is not fic! This is a non-fiction resource. I hope this resource will be something that is useful to anyone in this fandom who either wants to write fic from the POV of any one of Ted Lasso’s British characters and is not British themselves, or wants to read and write fic and, like Ted, knows nothing about the ins and outs of football and the Premier League.
I've helped a number of viewer friends and writer friends with some of these things already, and I’ve also done extensive research for my own fics and had really positive responses to my author notes, so I thought it might be helpful to compile and share some details regarding Britpicking, British culture and football itself for anyone who wants to make use of this resource, either as a viewer, reader or writer!
16.11.2022: Latest update - England International Duty and the 2022 World Cup. Part one of a long update about players' potential roles in the World Cup and playing for a national team in general. Very Jamie-centric, so mainly about his future England career, but a few other details for others included, as well as some basics on the current controversy and how to potentially write around it.
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14 Jul 2023
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It’d be one thing, wouldn’t it, if Roy’d wanted to keep it casual. Just get each other off sometimes, not altogether unheard of in the showers.
The alternative is to actually see where this goes, and that’s too terrifying to look straight at. To be in a—relationship—with the person who knows Jamie brutally well, the person who shaped him before he even knew him, and also a man and his goddamn coach, and Keeley’s other ex and, and, and.
It’s fucking Roy.
If Jamie knew what was good for him, he’d get out of this before it properly starts. There’s too much at stake. Call it the heat of the moment, laugh it off. Because the thought of opening up all the way just to lose him doesn’t remotely sound like something Jamie’s willing to bear.
But then Roy looks at him.
And Jamie’s not sure he knows what’s good for him after all.
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13 Jun 2023
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(our last summer) memories that remain by bleedingballroomfloor
Fandoms: Red White & Royal Blue - Casey McQuiston
19 Jul 2021
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Fresh out of law school and fresh out of a relationship, what Alex Claremont-Diaz needs most is a goddamn vacation. He plans to spend his summer on a small island off the coast of Wales, three months of peace and relaxation and figuring out what the hell he actually wants to do with his life. But all that is thrown out the window when he runs into his ex-fling, Henry Fox, who just so happens to be running the hotel he's staying in for the next three months.
Four years prior, Henry Fox meets the most beautiful boy he's ever seen at an NYU party: Alex Claremont-Diaz. Henry soon finds himself whisked away to Texas with Alex, a summer full of poetry and skinny dipping and stolen kisses, and everything is perfect. Almost too perfect for a summer fling. Yet Henry can't stop himself from falling in love with Alex, falling for the lake house and everything Alex loves, even when he knows it's too good to last.
Two summers, two places of falling in love, one filled with memories of the last. It leaves Alex and Henry wondering: is this summer truly going to be their last one together?
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25 Aug 2021