hit_that_target
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Safety Measures by hit_that_target
Fandoms: Warhammer 40.000, Warhammer 40k (Novels) - Various Authors
12 Apr 2024
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Imperium Secundus timeline. Guilliman worries about his brother's safety and accidentally treads on something sacred.
Written on a ZFB Special Quest for the WTF Warhammer 2017 team, for the "Taboos and Prohibitions" challenge.
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Change of Plans by hit_that_target
Fandoms: Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy - Douglas Adams, The Transformers (Cartoon Generation One)
29 Aug 2022
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Starscream meets the least ambitious immortal in history.
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Single Combat by hit_that_target
Fandoms: Transformers Animated (2007), Fullmetal Alchemist - All Media Types
24 Feb 2022
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Lugnut finally finds the WORTHY OPPONENT he's been looking for all this time.
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Tundra Eel by hit_that_target for FacultativeActivity, KiraHeartilly, wingedcatgirl
Fandoms: The Nutdealer Expanded Universe - Fandom, Original Work, Deltarune (Video Game)
19 Oct 2021
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Tommy 'TunaElder' Epsilon, having long dedicated himself to the art of unconventional fishing, has one last challenge to surmount before he settles down.
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Good Enough to Eat by hit_that_target, MeinongsJungleBook for hit_that_target
Fandoms: The Transformers (IDW Generation One)
13 Jun 2020
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Unicron has his hunger satisfied and his horizons expanded.
Recent series
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fully automated luxury gay space shitposting by hit_that_target
Fandom: Transformers - All Media Types, Transformers: Prime, ジョジョの奇妙な冒険 | JoJo no Kimyou na Bouken | JoJo's Bizarre Adventure
30 Jan 2020
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Stories that I write to calm me down when I'm stressed out. Don't expect anything here to actually be worth reading.
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- Works:
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Recent bookmarks
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鱼腹三日（Three days in the fish belly） by Kalpa_ash
Fandoms: Arcane: League of Legends (Cartoon 2021)
12 Dec 2024
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机械先驱闯进他的工作室，宣称皮尔特沃夫将在四十日内毁灭。
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四十级台阶。机械先驱说。
什么？他在被顶得迷迷糊糊的间隙艰难发问：“四十什么？”
四十级台阶。
傀儡弯下腰，维克托的声音在他耳边响起，听起来遥远又冰冷，“四十级台阶，通往学院大门。”
每天清晨，我给那条瘸腿绑上金属支撑、带着那根拐杖，攀登四十级台阶，来看望你，杰斯。
“维克托没有必要那么做。”机械先驱说，“但不知为何，他似乎笃定了只有那一条路，笃定他只有越过四十级对他那条瘸腿来说过于疲惫的台阶，每一天，才能提醒他自己，一个祖安人需要付出一些代价，方可踏入皮尔特沃夫学院见到你。”Bookmarked by hit_that_target
15 Dec 2024
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Дыши тише by crazykotyara
Fandoms: Arcane: League of Legends (Cartoon 2021), League of Legends
14 Dec 2024
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Неудачный инцидент меняет местами Джейса из двух вселенных. Железный и не железный Виктор разгребают последствия.
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Invitation to the Voyage by Land_Locked_Martian for OccultLogic
Fandoms: Transformers: Prime, Transformers - All Media Types, The Transformers (IDW Generation One)
20 Mar 2023
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The crew of the Lost Light, down one Matrix map and in the middle of a bit of a lull, find the Weak Anthropic Principle. Or rather, the scavengers find them. One terribly thought out Brainstorm/Perceptor experiment later and they pull the scavengers in to discover the one and only Optimus Prime. Except, he isn't their one and only, he's some other dimensions one and only Optimus Prime, and he isn't thrilled to be here.
Optimus Prime is very, very tired.
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TransWarped by Swerv
Fandoms: Transformers: Prime, Transformers Animated (2007), Transformers - All Media Types
24 Aug 2024
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Another failed test run of Isaac Sumdac's Bi-Directional Unified Transit Terminal (also known as the BUTT) results in an odd switcheroo of sorts. Now Ratchet, Bulkhead, and Jack Darby must adjust to life in futuristic Detroit while Ratchet, Bulkhead, and Sari Sumdac get involved in a Cybertronian war in the small town of Jasper.
Unbeknownst to the Autobots, the Decepticons have also been affected by the BUTT's malfunction. Blackarachnia and Lugnut are transported to the Nemesis in the midst of a war that their faction lost millions of stellar cycles ago. And in another universe, Starscream and Soundwave are stuck on Earth with uncooperative Decepticons and another chance to reclaim their homeworld.
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To be happy is what humanity wishes for most. The Phantom Thieves are no exception. But their leader did not pay a fair price for heart and happiness, and those left behind by the choice struggle to find their place in a world where they don’t belong anymore.
Some more literally than others.
[Royal Hours “Good” Ending]
Series
- Part 15 of Hours 'Verse
- Part 4 of Royal Hours