highfunctioningclotpole
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- Merlin (TV) (56)
- Sherlock (TV) (6)
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- Supernatural (TV 2005) (1)
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“Arthur. Stop.” Merlin didn't want to hear it. He couldn't. By saying the word it meant it was real and he was determined to pretend, for just a bit longer. “We're fine. C’mere.”
“You can't just keep avoiding the conversation! I'm serious.”
“I know you’re serious but I don’t want to hear it!”
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- Part 4 of Kinkalot 2023
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Gwaine wants a word with his boss, but Arthur is otherwise occupied. Gwaine can't help but stay and watch.
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- Part 11 of Merlin Bingo 2023
- Part 3 of Kinkalot 2023
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“I… I don’t normally do this.” Gwen managed between heavy breaths.
“I know, darling. But isn’t it fun?”
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- Part 10 of Merlin Bingo 2023
- Part 2 of Kinkalot 2023
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with our lips we commit the greatest sins of all by highfunctioningclotpole
Fandoms: Merlin (TV)
14 Aug 2023
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It's PWP. It's a short sweet, dialogue only smut fic. I cannot give you any more than that.
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- Part 9 of Merlin Bingo 2023
- Part 1 of Kinkalot 2023
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i wanna touch your body, so fucking electric by highfunctioningclotpole
Fandoms: Merlin (TV)
31 Jul 2023
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Arthur loves his job as the band manager for Emrys and the Knights. He loves the work and the guys he works with. The only problem is two very distracting members of the band who seem intent on teasing Arthur to within an inch of his life.
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- Part 8 of Merlin Bingo 2023
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Percival and the knights like seeing Gwaine painted in white.
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15 Aug 2023
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if you're looking for jesus (then get on your knees) by voxofthevoid
Fandoms: Captain America - All Media Types
19 Jun 2019
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Hot damn, is his first thought.
Threat assessment follows close on its heels because Bucky’s a goddamn professional.
Military, definitely. Male, built like a goddamn mountain. Bucky stares helplessly because shoulders that broad should be illegal. It’s the face that really fucks him up though. Hair as silver as the star on his chest, swept back from a face that’s all hard angles and deep lines. There’s a beard too, covering a jaw that looks strong enough to sit on, and its white is peppered with bits of dark blond, which should look ridiculous but doesn’t.
“You seem to know my name,” Bucky says, plastering on a charming smile. “Only polite to return the favor.”
“If you’re banking on politeness, you might be in the wrong business, son.”
Jesus, Mary, and motherfucking Joseph. This is how wet dreams and porn clips should start, not a goddamn interrogation.
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S.H.I.E.L.D. Agent Bucky Barnes is captured on a mission and meets Commander Steve Rogers, the erstwhile Captain America.Series
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21 Apr 2023
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Arthur contemplates his son on the eve of his first Yule.
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- Part 1 of Merthur Family Series
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03 Aug 2022
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Draco and Harry have rough sex. As punishment for being a brat (because of course he is), Harry makes Draco beg him to cum. Dirty talk in abundance!
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- Part 1 of Harry & Draco Fuck Rough
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21 Jun 2022
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Teasing and banter have always been part of Merlin's friendship with the knights. But when a prank hits a sore spot for Merlin, the fallout is fiercer than anybody imagined.
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15 Apr 2022