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It was nearly midnight when Honeydew burst into his personal lab, a limp Xephos cradled in his arms. “It's - I need you as an engineer, not as a doctor.”
Lalna stared at him, dumbfounded. "What do you mean, he’s the engineer - Look! Just give him over -” Honeydew made a rough noise, lowering Xephos to the ground himself, keeping Lalna away as he carefully lifted some of Xephos’ hair from his neck.
Lalna looked at the exposed metal plate, dumbfounded.
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android xeph gets blasted with a taser and needs mechanical assitance honeydew is Not Qualified for
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(poetry is gay and so is lalna)
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He’d agreed to host Honeydew temporarily because he’d kind of assumed he'd died after he dropped off the face of the planet for about a year and a half. He'd then discovered there was some eternal evil called Israphel behind both the relatively recent influx of people needing help with chronic wasting diseases and the incredibly recent influx of people with acute ‘I got set on fire/stabbed by a cultist’ symptoms, and that the abrupt stop to both of them was, extraordinary, due the weird dwarf he kind of knew. And the guy he’d picked up. Who was distractingly attractive.
Not that Lalna had noticed that or anything.
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Lalnable wanted to laugh. It hadn’t taken much to get out of his cell - not since the new set of staff had been brought. Not his fault they were cowards - nor was it his fault that a little someone clearly hadn’t made sure these newbies had had enough training for their first big-boy jobs. It had taken even less time to find Xephos’ office, the light still under the door at 1am as the silly man slept at his desk. He looked tired and stressed, frowning even in his sleep. He’d barely jolted as he’d oh so gently pushed the propofol into his artery and carried his newly limp body to one of training operating suites.
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Lalnable gets out and decides to do a little anatomical study on the resident alien, and 'invites' Lalna. Everyone will surely have a good day - no one will have brand new traumas to wrestle with.
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an archive of anything i've too short to have it's own fic!
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If Honeydew had been any lighter of a sleeper, the crash would have woken him up. It had certainly woken everything else, sending anything with ears skittering away in a hole to hide.
It hadn’t, though. He’d likely not have noticed it at all if not for the fine plume of dark smoke cresting the horizon.
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The first meeting of a set of future heroes.
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Lalna stared blankly. Honeydew was quietly cussing up a right storm at his side, as only a dwarf could do and there was - across from them -
Well. He wasn’t not Xephos. He looked younger - not that any of them really aged - but he actually felt like a fresh-faced 20 something rather than just looking the part. He also looked like he was seconds away from a breakdown or a murder spree, a jury-rigged firearm in his hands, pointed straight at him and Honeydew. Lalna had never seen the clothes he was wearing, and a little voice in the back of his head said that might be a good thing because they were almost painted on to his skin, red and black in some kind of stretch fabric he couldn’t help but wonder how to synthesise himself.
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Magic mishaps (or intentional annoyances) see Xephos replaced with his pre-minecraftia self. It turns out Xephos has a lot more hidden traumas than he's ever let anyone but Honeydew see.
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Lalna blinked sharply, but the man before him didn’t vanish. It’d been months since he’d seen Xephos outside of his lab and, by the looks of him, he hadn’t left the place the whole while. He was even thinner than usual, hands spidery and face pale, but he was here, outside of Lalna’s base, looking like he wanted to curl up in shame. Xeph had never done well with the emotion, preferring to bluff through his own mistakes as if he could convince himself and everyone around him they’d never happened. It’d used to be endearing - then the mistakes had become less charming, and the bluffing had been less a bluff and more a memory wipe.
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Xephos needs a hug and Lalna has 2 arms right there! He's still mad though.
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The perfluorocarbon flowed softly through the pipes, a whole building’s respiration as the oxygenated fluid entered and exited a thousand chambers. Xephos watched his own hair flow gently in the mild current, his current face superimposed upon his master clone’s, gaunt and ghoulish, the watery blue glow of the chromatophores dusted across his face making the both of them look even less alive.
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Xephos considers testing his immortality.
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(aka: the one in which the universe refuses to give Izuku a break)
After being granted respite from abuse disguised as training, Izuku's time at UA is looking up. With internships on the horizon, it's looking like he can finally move on.
Pity he picks a hero with an All Might sized blindspot.
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- Part 3 of AU Repository
- Part 2 of dont praise the all mighty
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Garlic, Ginger and Other Magic Spells by heyhamlet
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia (Anime & Manga)
09 Jan 2024
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Izuku hummed, watching the little baggie of spices bob merrily in the vat of soup. Dipping in a spoon, he sipped it before grinning. Very nice. The beauty of Lanzhou ramen was the spice mix, somehow making the whole thing taste more like beef than beef itself. With the back of his knife, he pushed in the daikon, careful not to splash boiling soup on his arms. He glanced at the clock. 11:02am, all running on schedule. They’d open for lunch in an hour, and his soup would be finished.
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You don't need to change the world. Sometimes its nice just to make people happy.
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AU Repository by heyhamlet
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
05 Jan 2024
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a collection of au's by me and my terrible friends, loosely formatted to make it legible (mostly not fic, just ideas!)
these AU's are unconnected so feel free to start at any chapter and skip any that dont interest you
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- Part 1 of AU Repository
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Tartarus Inmate No. 0715 by heyhamlet
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
23 Dec 2023
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Tartarus prison holds the worst villains Japan has to offer. Body counts in the hundreds, people so dangerous that a life sentence is a given - a concerning precedent, but Yagi Toshinori understands.
It also holds a 13 year old boy. All Might. Is. Furious.
Midoriya Izuku, otherwise known as Tartarus inmate 0715 was recovered from All for One's base when the man was killed and promptly thrown into Tartarus for the safety of Japan - without a trial, crime, or evidence of any kind of quirk - let alone All for One!
Midoriya Izuku is innocent. Legally, anyway.
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AU Burial Grounds by heyhamlet
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 魔道祖师 | Módào Zǔshī (Cartoon), 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV)
22 May 2021
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A place to store my Modao Zushi AUs, come give them a look if an eclectic pile of weird AUs is something you enjoy.
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Don't Praise the All Mighty (Oneshots) by heyhamlet
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
26 Nov 2020
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Sometimes heroes aren't good people.
Sometimes that takes a while to figure out.
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I'm finally grouping these one-shots together - these are all from the ficbit collection or from tumblr so you may have already seen them!
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- Part 3 of dont praise the all mighty
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violence for violence's sake by heyhamlet
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
26 Nov 2020
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It was only 30 seconds into their exam and Katsuki wanted to throw up. He’d just been so frustrated and scared, and it made him so angry and – he’d lashed out. Deku had tumbled backwards, looking at him with such resignation Katsuki wanted to punt himself into the sun. Great job protecting the nerd, huh? Why don’t you just spit in his face while you’re at it, maybe it’d hurt less.
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All Might is a monster. This exam proves it - who else could impale a child on a piece of railing without batting an eyelid?
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- Part 1 of dont praise the all mighty
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This was it. Izuku was sick of heroics. The very second this quirk wore off he was leaving UA and taking up something less humiliating, like baking! Or he could become a full-time clown like the world seemed to want him to be. Steeling himself with a quiet growl, he wiggled out of the sea of fabric that was once his hero costume, glaring at his little green paws as if they’d greatly offended him.
A kitten. He walks back alone from Endeavour’s agency for the first time and he gets turned into a kitten?
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Izuku runs into a villain, gets turned into a cat and runs into Shinsou who is just delighted to see a cat.
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An Anthology by heyhamlet
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
12 Sep 2020
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A collection of unconnected BNHA one-shots too short to be their own work.
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Hitoshi had never thought of Midoriya as a sadist, but, after feeling his fist collide with his cheek for the umpteenth time that day as he again failed the rolling dodge he was trying to learn? He was reconsidering. He stumbled to his feet, pride hurting more than his face. Midoriya was being gentle, not a hit of his quirk – that smarted more than hitting the ground, knowing the other boy wasn’t even trying.
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Izuku remembered sizzling, burning pain. He remembered stumbling from Aldera as rain started to pour from the sky, watching his blood turn the water orange-pink. He remembered the wet streets, scarred hands catching him as he collapsed, swearing as he left out a stifled scream of pain. He didn't remember much of how he ended up here though.
“More stubborn than I took you for, freckles. You’re lucky I’m good with burns.” He gestured to himself loosely, not pointing at any specific burn scars. Not that he had to - there were more than enough visible to make his point pretty clear.
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Katsuki burns Izuku badly after the sludge villain incident. Izuku gets help from an unlikely source.
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Death Wont Part Us by heyhamlet
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
02 Sep 2020
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“You have a strength quirk,” Hitoshi growls, angry tears stinging his eyes. The other boy was probably only trying to empathise but he’s suddenly just so angry he can feel it in his throat. “It’s flashy and strong and heroic. You - Just shut up! You don’t get it, everyone says they do but they don’t!” Hitoshi scrambles to his feet, tray left forgotten on the courtyard floor. He glances at Midoriya and his not-quite-right uniform and feels another flash of dark anger at the tears in his eyes.
He runs.
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A drabble collection for the graveclass AU (1A was killed in a terror attack early in the time of quirks - UA is built on the old grounds of the school they died in. Hauntings ensue.
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- Part 7 of AU Repository