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The Corrupt and the Wicked by herpatoidAcephalist
Fandoms: Dragon Age: Inquisition, Dragon Age (Video Games)
23 Oct 2024
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Antonia "Tony" Artura Dorotea Gonzalez: teacher by day, bartender by night, Herald of Andraste by unlucky circumstance. After an attempted robbery outside of her apartment ends in a stray bullet hitting her in the chest, she falls unconscious and wakes up in Thedas, the world of Dragon Age. Unfortunately, she has never played the games, and has nothing but her own intuition to guide her. Her intuition says that there are a lot of assholes in Thedas.
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The Gavinners' star is rising. They need to perform. Safety Inspector Apollo Justice needs them to perform in a safe, up-to-code environment. This proves more easily said than done.
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Instead of being lowered into lava, Luigi finds himself attending a very strange wedding. Bowser, King of the Koopas, knows less about human weddings than he thought. Luigi ends up consulting on a project: helping Bowser write his vows.
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Dirk Strider, immortal god and co-creator of a new universe, hooks up with a sexy older scientist. It's totally casual, except for the part where he falls in love. Can Dirk explain the plot of Homestuck without losing him forever?
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A reflection on Roxy Lalonde's relationship with alcohol, and with her friends. None of her relationships were quite what she wanted.
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Smooth Water All Our Days by 20thcenturyvole for pendrecarc
Fandoms: Temeraire - Naomi Novik
12 Mar 2021
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Laurence desires nothing more than to retire to Tharkay's estate and help Temeraire get to Parliament, for what more could he want than a place in Britain with space enough for a dragon, and the company of a dear friend? But wars rarely end so neatly. Bellicose lords, Bourbon princes, errant heirs and shadowy forces threaten to undermine the very peace that Laurence and Temeraire fought to obtain, and ruin the happiness that Laurence was just beginning to glimpse.
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04 Nov 2024
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One of Many Great Fires by delgaserasca
Fandoms: Star Trek, Star Trek: The Original Series
30 Jun 2020
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“Commander Kirk.” Spock interrupts before Kirk is able to put his hands on T’Pring, fearing the resulting scandal will end talks before they have had ample opportunity to begin - and also because he does not believe it beyond T’Pring’s capacity to execute a maneuver from Suus Mahna and permanently incapacitate their esteemed guest. “Your presence here is most unexpected.”
In an AU where Vulcan never joined the United Federation of Planets, Jim is sent to Vulcan to forge a political marriage with T’Pring. He meets Spock.
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21 Jun 2023
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Dreams Stuck Up on the Shelf by tamerofdarkstars
Fandoms: 逆転裁判 | Gyakuten Saiban | Ace Attorney
17 Feb 2018
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"You were making friends with people I'd never meet and I was praying to God that your band would succeed; I didn't know it then but you were right where you needed to be." - The Road, Vocal Few
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His hair is falling out of its braid and his contacts itch with the late hour, but Apollo's there with his sleeves rolled up past his elbows and the music playing is as soft as the feelings creeping up and catching Klavier's breath in his throat.Bookmarked by herpatoidAcephalist
28 May 2021
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“Herr Forehead!” Klavier is calling out the nickname before he even realizes what he’s doing. Never mind that this is a German airport and people are giving him strange looks.
Apollo reacts immediately, and the instinctive response is gratifying on its own. His brow creases, he turns, and when he catches sight of Klavier, a disbelieving smile spreads across his lips, and Klavier realizes quite suddenly that, even after two years, he has not gotten over Apollo Justice, not even a little.
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26 May 2021
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Hot for Justice by indirectkissesiniceland
Fandoms: 逆転裁判 | Gyakuten Saiban | Ace Attorney
10 Dec 2015
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After the events of State v. Misham, Klavier finds himself in a slump, stressed at the prosecutor's office and unable to pen new songs. To his surprise, he finds creative inspiration—and unexpected feelings—spending time with Apollo. Now if only he could release the new tracks without raising any suspicion as to whom his love songs are for.
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25 May 2021