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Sethra watches some soaps. (Hey, in a world with psi prints and long-distance communication, it is, if anything, more surprising that a television analogue does NOT exist. And if we pretend that it does exist, naturally there would also be trashy soaps.)
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Tail as Old as Time by hamsterwoman for GrayGriffin
Fandoms: Hamster Princess Series - Ursula Vernon
11 Dec 2023
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“Please don’t pick the roses!” said a gentle voice behind her. Only Harriet’s battle-honed reflexes kept her from jumping right into the rosebush thorns. Standing in front of her was an elegant golden-furred mouse with large expressive eyes and a delicate pink tail.
“They are so beautiful, aren’t they?” said the golden mouse. “If they were mine, I would happily let you have some, because the joy they bring should be shared. But you see, they belong to the Beast–”
“The Beast!” Harriet said excitedly, flexing her fingers around the hilt of her sword.
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The E-Team by hamsterwoman for midwinterspring
Fandoms: Elements - Experiments in Character Design - Kaycie D., Object and Concept Anthropomorphism
17 Dec 2022
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Director Mendelevium tapped a pencil on the podium in front of him. “Thank you for your presence and your attention, agents. You see, we are dealing with an F-level threat.”
Technetium felt a spike of processing power requirements in the nanosecond it took him to absorb this information. Next to him, Beryllium gasped and Chlorine gave off a whiff of sharp smell that triggered an automatic response to shield his eyes with protective lenses. Boron fumbled for a handkerchief in his coat pocket, which caused it to slither to the floor once more.
“Your F-level threat is a kid?” Beryllium cried, banging their fist on the table. As usual when they were agitated, they had manifested the crystalline gauntlets which were their preferred armor and weapon, and chips of aquamarine and emerald sheared off and scattered around the point of impact. “What are we supposed to do about a kid?”
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F is for Foul Play, Cl is for Clue by hamsterwoman for Sealgirl
Fandoms: Periodic Table (Anthropomorphic) - Fandom
23 Dec 2021
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“A terrible crime has been committed!” cried Inspector Carbon, bursting into the banquet hall.
“Listen,” said Fluorine, backing away from Barium and twitching his cuffs straight, “it wasn’t me, I wasn’t there, and you can’t prove anything. Anyway, what got nicked this time? By someone other than me.”
“If only it were a matter of simple electron theft!” Inspector Carbon boomed. “No, dear guests -- I do not mean to shock or frighten you, but there has been… a murder.”
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Written for Minutia_R's prompt: "The Unspoken Name, Tal Charossa, self-care"
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[Art] Tiny Witch With a Tiny Familiar by Hekachoc (Hekateras) for juliana677
Fandoms: Original Work
30 Nov 2024
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An autumn witch clad in autumn leaves.
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12 Dec 2024
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[vid] Don't Stop Me Now by thingswithwings for hartknyx
Fandoms: Taskmaster (UK TV), Taskmaster (UK TV) RPF
15 Jan 2022
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Just as much Taskmaster fun and joy and chaos as I could fit in three minutes and thirty seconds.
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25 Nov 2024
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[vid] #TeamOfSue by thingswithwings for ultraviolet_catastrophe
Fandoms: Taskmaster (UK TV)
01 Feb 2024
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If you're lost, you can look, and you will find me.
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04 Feb 2024
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Iron and Hematology and Teinds to Hell by brushpen for Artifactrix
Fandoms: Tam Lin - Anonymous (Song)
11 Dec 2023
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Tam Lin's mission isn't what the Faerie Queene thinks it is, but Janet's isn't what Tam Lin thinks, etiher.
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Bookmarked by hamsterwoman
26 Jan 2024
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In the beginning, there was Sherlock Holmes. And Holmes brought forth the brilliant doctor House, embodied by the lovely Hugh Laurie. Who prior to that in Fortysomething played a slightly less brilliant doctor, Paul Slippery, who begat three sons, the eldest of whom was played by the equally-lovely-if-somewhat-peculiarly-named Benedict Cumberbatch. Who of course grew up to play Sherlock. And the Universe looked upon its work and pronounced it good. And then my head exploded. (Thanks so very much, karaokegal...)
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26 Jan 2024