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Harry Potter, investigative reporter for the Daily Prophet, leads a perfectly adequate life. When he’s not trawling back-alleys for a juicy story, he’s playing tea party with his favourite niece or eating curry with his former house-elf. Draco Malfoy, renowned chef in muggle Paris, was perfectly content living a life of obscurity. But when his mother’s health begins to fail, he must return to wizarding London and face his past. When Harry gets an odd assignment to interview the enigmatic chef of the new muggle-wizard restaurant Le Cerf, he’s reunited with his childhood bully - and is reminded just how much a person can change in ten years. Hijinks, mystery, and food-related dirty talk ensue when Harry receives an anonymous tip of a blackmarket dragon trade and enlists Draco to be his concierge into the shady underworld of the wizarding elite.
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06 Nov 2024
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Potter and Malfoy's Guide to the Internet by Bitui_n
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
25 Dec 2024
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Harry and Draco are tasked with creating a YouTube channel for Muggle Studies; shennanagins ensue when the internet falls in love with their hilarious rivalry.
Draco: Potter, what is a 'Drarry'?
Harry: I have no idea, where did you hear that?
Draco: Our minions-
Harry: Followers
Draco: -keep commenting itIn a world where Voldemort was never resurrected, Harry Potter still goes through life facing trolls and horrible relatives because in no universe can the Boy-Who-Lived avoid trouble. Despite attempts at revenge by the leaderless Death Eaters, Harry is in his seventh and final year at Hogwarts with high hopes for a calm and relaxing send-off. Unfortunately for our beloved hero, however, fate just loves fucking with him.
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- English
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- 94,367
- Chapters:
- 10/21
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- 9
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- 2,312
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11 Sep 2024
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Harry Potter and the Stupid Fucking Triwizard Tournament by notatakenusername
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
11 Jan 2025
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“‘...issues an apology for what he has said and done.’” Snape finished, flicking the Daily Prophet shut and looking at Harry expectantly. Did he expect him to get upset?
“Borrrrringgg!” Harry blurted out, as Snape’s gaze fixated into a scowl.
“Boring, Potter? Boring? The most publicized newspaper berating you and talking about your pathetic love life is boring?” Snape sneered.
“Yeah, it kinda is,” Harry said as he fake yawned. “My love life isn't pathetic. I don’t even have a love life. Nor do you, and you probably won’t have one anytime soon if your ego continues to stay the same size as your nose.”
The Slytherins gaped at Harry, a few openly chuckling as Snape’s expression shifted into the constipation™ look. Ron abruptly laughed so hard he proceeded to accidentally knock over the bottle of stinksap onto Snape’s robes.
Harry finally burst out laughing. He really couldn’t help it this time.
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The moment Harry James Potter hears his name come out of the stupid, obese, wine-glass doppelganger, (also known as the Goblet of Fire), he's done holding himself back. Cue the chaos that happens when he gives into his impulsive thoughts.
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- Part 1 of crack fics
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- English
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- 35,037
- Chapters:
- 15/?
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- 1
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- 494
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- 763
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- 44,142
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03 Sep 2024
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What if as a result of living with the Dursleys for 11 years, Harry becomes an obscurial?
Fear and terror grip the wizarding world, as they will soon have to grapple with the possibility that their once beloved hero is becoming another Dark Lord, whether they like it or not.
Featuring a manipulative Voldemort, a shadow that won't go away, a struggling Order and many bad choices.
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Or when Harry loses control and winds down a path darker than he ever thought he’d go down.
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- English
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- 314,632
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- 38/?
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- 458
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03 Sep 2024
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Harry Potter was dead.
The war was over.
The whole Wizarding World was finally under Voldemort's regime.
And Draco Malfoy was part of the most inner circle to the Dark Lord.
Eight years after the Battle of Hogwarts, and with the sudden apparition of Hannah Abbott at the Manor door, Draco is faced with desmanteling all the hard truths he's learned to live with.
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- English
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- 438,571
- Chapters:
- 54/67
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- 1
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- 375
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03 Sep 2024
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This is what happens after.
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- Part 2 of Needs and Wants
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03 Sep 2024
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Fly For Your Life (Do You Ever Think of Me?) by Cannibalschism
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
11 May 2023
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This is a long, slow burn, very smutty, emotional, at times angsty, at other times light-hearted, action-packed Professional Quidditch Players Drarry with a promised happy ending.
Synopsis: It's been eight years. Eight years since Draco's life burned around him in the crumbling ashes of Hogwarts. And he'd done a lot since then, really. He went to Uni, so there's that. Played Quidditch a lot. Then graduated, and played even yet more Quidditch. It became everything. It grew and flourished in his life like a tree in sunlight until it was every he had, everything he wanted, everything he needed.
And then it all fell apart again. The scales somehow always seem tipped ever away from Draco's favour. How Draco managed to go from Greatest of Our Time to barely scraping the active roster while Harry sodding Potter started felt on par with the cruel, apathy of the universe as he knows it. Thankfully, he's done with men. Throw the whole lot out. But the pendulum's got to swing back at some point, and why does it always seem to crash into Harry sodding Potter when it does?
Updates are sporadic.
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- English
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- 281,603
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- 64/?
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03 Sep 2024
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After the war has ended, Harry finds himself at a loss for what to do with himself. He lived, but what did he live for? Who is Harry without needing to be the chosen one.
Draco Malfoy is also asking the big questions in life after the war. Who is he without his father's influence? Does he want forgiveness for his crimes from the war? Who does he want to be? Is he finally brave enough to carve his own path?
They both get invited back after a year of rebuilding to Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry. Harry after reinventing himself to try and stay out of the medias eye returns to try and enjoy life and new things and actually live- its easier said than done. Draco returns as part of his home arrest, not that he's complaining- maybe he can make some thing of it.
This year, however, the returning students are to be resorted, Harry is but Draco is not. This year an entirely different adventure awaits the two men. With an ancient love spell cast on Harry before School the unknown consequences grow steeper as the year goes on, leaving the entire wizarding world on the edge of their brooms for news of their savior.
Can a villain become a hero?
Will the hero get a happy ending?
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- Part 1 of Twin flames universe
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 561,262
- Chapters:
- 65/65
- Comments:
- 106
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03 Sep 2024
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If Harry’s honest, the last thing he needs is a house full of Draco Malfoy, but partners are partners, and perhaps, the thing he wants the least will turn out to be absolutely everything. 2021 advent fic, completed.
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- English
- Words:
- 104,284
- Chapters:
- 26/26
- Comments:
- 2,200
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25 Aug 2024
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10 years is a long time but wow it's only august but the beauty of Christmas is captured so well i love love
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Chasing Dragons by The_Sinking_Ship for Ladderofyears
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
17 Jul 2021
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Draco can think of only one way to outclass his pleat-front-khaki-wearing politician ex, and that’s by making headlines with an obvious upgrade. And who better to upstage the cheating bastard than the Saviour of the World, Harry Potter himself? Sure, Potter is a little rough around the edges in ripped jeans, a rumpled tartan shirt, and a permanent scowl. Draco reckons a haircut and a shave wouldn’t hurt, either. But Potter is also in need of a Healer willing to keep his secrets, and Draco is just the man for the job. It’s a perfectly reasonable exchange. They need only attend a couple parties arm-in-arm, smile nicely for the paparazzi, and tolerate each other long enough to convince everyone they’re smitten. In return, Draco will keep Potter alive and in one piece.
But it isn’t long before Draco realises he might be in over his head, because Potter is ten tonnes of trouble packed into a leather jacket, and seems keen on hurtling himself towards death on the back of a flying motorbike. And that says nothing of Potter’s penchant for fire-breathing beasts and things that bite.
Ah well, at least they’ll have some fun while it lasts. After all, Draco always did like a bit of danger.
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- English
- Words:
- 98,930
- Chapters:
- 15/15
- Collections:
- 1
- Comments:
- 831
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22 Aug 2024
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draco's speech squeezed my heart so hard it hurt because i doubt I'll ever be able to experience a love that intense HHHH LOVED THIS FIC I WANT IT TATTOOED IN MY VEINS THANKS
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The Brightest Constellations of Our Souls by thecouchsofa
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
30 Sep 2023
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Harry doesn’t know how to cope after the War. The only things that make him feel even remotely normal again are taking risks while flying and fighting with Malfoy. It’s not likely to end well.
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Draco becomes obsessed with ‘Wonderwall’, reads Muggle books, and drives a campervan, while Harry slowly falls in love with Draco. A story about travelling around the British Isles in the late 90s while healing deep scars.
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- English
- Words:
- 256,402
- Chapters:
- 21/21
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- 2
- Comments:
- 758
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21 Aug 2024
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one day I'll travel and maybe I'll find something that they found
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Too Good At Raising Hell by The_Sinking_Ship for Spelcray
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
03 Aug 2024
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When Harry Potter walks into Draco’s nightclub looking like trouble, Draco can’t stop staring. He really ought to train his dick not to react so enthusiastically to red flags, but where would be the fun in that?
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 87,647
- Chapters:
- 14/14
- Collections:
- 1
- Comments:
- 287
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- 1,291
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- 430
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- 24,273
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16 Aug 2024
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felt like i was served a funfuckingtastic full course meal of a drarry fic, the only thing lacking was the million chapters i wanted it to be because i couldn't get enough of it. will definitely reread at a time of day when i can freely scream like a highschool girl all over again. i feel blessed to read such a fulfilling fic.
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After ending up in the Spell Damage Ward at St Mungo’s, Harry is put on mandatory holiday leave.
The catch: he has to spend it with Malfoy at his cottage deep in the woods. Harry has no idea why Malfoy agreed to host him, considering he avoided ever being alone in a room with Harry before he left for his sabbatical a year ago.
To complicate things, Harry’s enormous longstanding crush hasn’t waned at all in Malfoy’s absence.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 48,297
- Chapters:
- 4/4
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- 1
- Comments:
- 167
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- 1,996
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13 Aug 2024
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This couldve gone for 1 million words and i would devour it in a week or less GOD THIS WAS SO WARM AND GOOD AND SO AAAAA
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Some people think concepts like fate and destiny are romantic, but for Harry Potter, fate has always meant one thing: a swift kick in the arse. Why else would he cross an ocean to New York and enroll in Muggle university only to find Draco Malfoy living two doors down the hall? The universe and its twisted sense of humor can fuck right off.
A story in which two broken boys try to repair themselves halfway across the world. Too bad trauma doesn't care how far you run.
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- English
- Words:
- 135,830
- Chapters:
- 22/22
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- 6
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- 1,434
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09 Aug 2024
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i felt absolutely connected to this and im so happy and sad that the journey is over but damn it if i dont feel lighter. at this point in my life, i feel like i really needed this fic. everything is going to be okay, but i need to take a step, no matter how small. and i will. this harry and draco will be in my heart as i grow up again. thank you.
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Midnight in the City of a Hundred Spires by shiftylinguini for kedavranox
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
30 Dec 2019
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Harry Potter is a missing person. Draco Malfoy is a vampire. They are the last two people one would expect to bump into each other in a Creature Bar in Prague, yet to Draco’s absolute shock that is definitely Harry fucking Potter sitting across from him.
Even more surprising is that Potter may have a case for him.
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Before his third year of Hogwarts has even begun, Harry faces three whole weeks of unsupervised time in Diagon Alley. In that time he takes a trip to Gringotts - and that changes everything.
Burdened with the knowledge that Dumbledore has been blocking his family magic, and manipulating far more than he ever thought possible, Harry doesn't know who he can trust; but he knows he can't keep going that way. There's a whole world of lore and politics and history to catch up on, and the more he learns, the more Harry realises his true place in the world, and how much is being kept hidden from him. All the while, Dumbledore's twinkling eyes are constantly watching, and Harry can't let on how much he knows.
With help from unexpected places, Harry starts on a journey to end the war, and reshape the wizarding world. With how much he looks like James Potter, people have forgotten one important thing about him - he is Lily Evans' son, and she was one hell of a witch.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 746,386
- Chapters:
- 109/109
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- 191
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- 11,297
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07 Aug 2024
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this is my canon now, 700k words passed by in a blink bcs this was so easy to digest and i loved it so much
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When Auror Potter is anonymously cursed with silence by being forced to hide his own voice inside his mind, there's unfortunately only one person in the country with the qualifications to fix it: Certified and Licensed Healer Legilimens, Draco Malfoy, specialist in Mind Curses and Afflictions. It's obviously a terrible idea, a disaster waiting to happen, but Draco's never been able to back down from a challenge... especially from Potter.
Features fuzzy cartoon slippers, devious house elves, 90s music, and lots—LOTS—of memories. Ron is annoyingly hot, Hermione sees right through you, Harry is a powerful idiot, and Draco is a reclusive masochist that would buy an entire city if it would make a kid happy. (And Pansy is "5'2, I wanna dance with you, and I'm sophisticated fun.")
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- Part 1 of The Ordeal of Being Known
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 146,637
- Chapters:
- 14/14
- Comments:
- 2,148
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- 20,935
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- 7,667
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- 657,649
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28 Jul 2024
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all chapters felt so intense i was in a different world throughout each one i loved it
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Harry Potter and the Welcome to the World of Grey by sobsicles
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
17 Dec 2020
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When Harry fails to keep his anger at bay and Voldemort possesses his mind, the events that follow lead him down a long road to realizing the world isn't as black and white as it seems.
Chaos, hilarity, and tragedy ensue with a Dark Lord being honest all the time, a rival becoming something else, and a world demanding to be saved. Featuring frightened Death Eaters, deep conversations with a monster, Pureblood traditions being ridiculous, and the fight to do the right thing with no true options.
Harry's life just gets more and more bizarre with each passing moment.
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Or, the one where Harry's life gets split in half, and he has to figure out how to bring it back together.
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- Part 1 of Absence of Simplicity
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 456,640
- Chapters:
- 30/30
- Collections:
- 63
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- 4,512
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- 23,602
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Bookmarked by gudetamayo
26 Jul 2024
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went for drarry, stayed for harry and voldy <3 i am a changed person and i now understand myself a little better for being grey
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Getting into Gryffindor was a choice. Befriending Ronald Weasley was a choice. Saving Draco Malfoy was a choice.
Getting revenge on the bastard who destroyed everything he once held dear wasn't a choice. It was a necessity.
A goal.
A promise. And Harry will die before he breaks it.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 257,509
- Chapters:
- 29/?
- Comments:
- 633
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22 Jul 2024
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In the middle of their second year, Draco and Harry discover they're soulmates and do their best to keep it a secret from everyone.
Their best isn't perfect.
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“Are you trying to get killed, Potter?” Malfoy drawls, stalking forward. Quick as a serpent himself, he reaches out and grabs the snake just below the head. It thrashes in his grip, but is no longer able to bite anyone. “This is a poisonous snake, and I doubt anyone brought a bezoar with them.”
Harry glares. He opens his mouth, and feels the beginning the snake’s language pass his lips, and this isn’t what he wants, what’s the point of insulting Malfoy if he can’t understand him –
Malfoy’s eyes widen. He slaps his hand over Harry’s mouth, “Potter, what the hell–”
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(Now with a TV Tropes page!)
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 530,377
- Chapters:
- 34/?
- Comments:
- 15,168
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- 55,360
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- 18,318
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Bookmarked by gudetamayo
22 Jul 2024