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You blink. You've just awoken to the dulcet tones of Fred Durst yelling about the way that it's just one of those days when you don't want to wake up. Raising your very uninjured arm and pressing your hand against your eyes so hard you start seeing stars, you just might have to agree with his assessment. Because it is one of those days where everything is fucked. Everybody does, in fact, suck.
Your name is DIRK STRIDER, and this is the third time you've woken up on this exact morning.
You just might have to start breaking stuff.⁙
In a world slightly off from the one we are used to, the Striders end up stuck in a Groundhog Day-esque time loop.
How do you get out of a labyrinth when all you have is a string that keeps fraying?Series
- Part 1 of went blind last year extras
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There's a robot hunched over in the crawlspace.
(deleted scene from went blind last year)
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- Part 2 of went blind last year extras
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so you say you want a deathbed scene by grilledhaifisch
Fandoms: It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia
19 Sep 2021
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Charlie's sure survived a lot of things he probably shouldn't have, and a few he definitely shouldn't have.
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It’s a week after.
Law still hasn’t left his room.
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whittle my bones until i'm brittle by grilledhaifisch
Fandoms: 龍が如く | Ryuu ga Gotoku | Yakuza (Video Games)
07 Nov 2020
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Majima Goro ain't exactly what you'd call a simple person.
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a semi-tragedy in 5 acts and a comedy in 1.
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04 Dec 2024
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Because he was an idiot, it mattered to him. “Just shut up and let me die, Battler,” she snapped, opening her eyes to glare at him, just wanting to sleep. Just wanting to disappear. Just wanting to - Oh. She’d… slipped up.
The cousins and their partners have breakfast together. (But Beato isn't having a good day.)
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“Ya just got a free upgrade, bud. Name’s Goromi.” She slides into the seat next to him. “And you are?”
“Kiryu. Kazuma Kiryu.”
“What are we drinkin’, Kiryu-chan?”
The patronizing honorific stops him in his tracks. “I’m sorry, did you just call me Kiryu-chan?”
“Ah. You’re what, twenty-eight, twenty-nine?”
“Thirty-seven. Also, I’m a customer.” And a Tojo Clan patriarch, he thinks, but doesn’t say.
She whistles, gives him a slow look up and down. “Damn, not bad. I’m still older and badder than ya though, so Kiryu-chan it is. As for being a customer, this one’s on me.”
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- Part 1 of Garden verse
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hey boy! wake up by sunshineparallax
Fandoms: 龍が如く | Ryuu ga Gotoku | Yakuza (Video Games)
06 Sep 2020
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“In dreams,” Shimano deigns to explain, “it’s much harder to lie. The subject brings his own fuckin’ baggage to the table. Gives you a pretty list of all his vulnerabilities, his pressure points. Where do ya gotta push to get ‘em to hand over what he owes?”
“The kneecaps, usually.”Dreamshare comes to the yakuza in 1994. Majima can think of about eleven ways this could blow up in the Tojo Clan’s face.
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so you aren't as human as you thought you were by timeisweird
Fandoms: Doctor Who, Doctor Who (2005), Doctor Who & Related Fandoms
11 Aug 2023
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John Smith. Sure, he's a bit eccentric. He can't resist keeping his friend Donna up at three in the morning with existential questions about the universe and toasters. He's prone to arguing with history professors about 'what really happened,' and what is up with his fashion sense? But he's a normal, human person.
A completely normal, one hundred percent human person.
But then again, statistics lie, everything is relative, and when John wakes up with the ability to see Time itself and the terrible feeling that the alien beat of two hearts in his chest where he once had one is somehow familiar, he finds it's worth revisiting his definition of 'normal.'
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- Part 1 of the many lives of john t. smith