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Pepé the King Prawn blow-drying his hair (screencap from 1999 "Muppets from Space")



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    The last thing Peter sees is Tony"s horrified, heartbroken expression leaning over him. The guilt in his eyes is almost worse than the burning pain that"s taking Peter apart piece by piece. The world starts to go dark.

    There"s a flash of gold and green. For one moment, he finds himself standing amongst the Guardians and others. And then darkness again. It feels like blinking; an extended period of nothingness that ends as abruptly as it begins. One moment there’s nothing, the next there’s light.

    “Easy,” a woman says. Her words are gentle, and carry a slight accent that he can’t place. "I"m called Wonder Woman. What"s your name?"

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    Minutes later, Tim is elbow deep in an engine held together by duct tape, prayers, and chewing gum. He gives Kon an incredulous look, who just shrugs like did you really expect anything different? And, you know what? Yeah, he should have expected this. This makes more sense than an actual, functioning engine. Clearly.

    Yet he still finds himself gesturing to the somewhat-impressive botched engine and asking; “Why?

    “Duct tape is the greatest invention known to mankind,” Bart says defensively, “And I didn’t have a sauter on hand, so. She’s been running on duct tape and dreams for years, it’s never been a problem before.”

    Tim deadpans. “It is now a problem.”

    Or, Tim meets two storm chasers after capsizing his boat. It"s better than he thinks.

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    “I should have been there. I should’ve.” He sobbed, but oddly enough he sounded furious. “I should’ve protected him.”

    And, what? Jason’s eyes snapped at his brother, lips parting slightly. He heard Tim mutter under his breath, no doubt wondering what Dick was talking about too.

    “It’s my fault.” Dick stammered, digging his fingertips into Wally’s shoulder blades. “I should’ve protected him, he’s my brother! Now he’s dead!”

    Or: after being dosed with a new toxin, things Dick wished to keep buried were dug up. Jason"s having a wild ride, that"s for sure.

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