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    “One of you will be the Hokage after me,” the Sandaime says. His pipe lies smoking in an ashtray on the desk before him. “And the other will be the pillar who supports him.” This is not friendly supposition as to the future. This is a decree.

    Itachi thinks of his brother and his parents and his clan, he thinks of a best friend who disappeared in the night and left corpses and his oaths behind, he thinks of a village at peace instead of haunted by the shadows of war, and says, “Hai.”

    But Kakashi says, “With respect, I would rather not, Hokage-sama.”

    To which the Sandaime says, “And if I make it an order?”

    Kakashi’s face is perfectly bland. “No,” he says.

    The Sandaime makes it an order.

    (Itachi-centric: In which Itachi lives his Best Life and nobody wants to be Hokage.)

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    12 Dec 2024

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    “Why do you keep breaking into my house?” Ichigo complained, in lieu of a proper response. It was best to not feed Kisuke’s ego.

    “I was sexiled from my own home,” Kisuke sighed. “And Tessai-san and the kids are out in town, shopping.”

    Ichigo’s eye twitched as he processed the word “sexiled” falling from Kisuke’s lips. There was just something unfathomably wrong about him using modern slang. Like listening to your fifty year-old aunt insist that she was “hip with the kids”.

    “Neither Yoruichi and Kuukaku even live there,” Kisuke lamented, oblivious to his internal struggle. “They just started stripping while I was eating my tamagoyaki. I would have stayed to finish it, but Kuukaku threatened to set my lab on fire until I left.” 

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    08 Dec 2024

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    “All you want can be found when you climb,” Headon had said. A careful choice of words capable to drag anyone to the Hell they call Tower. But when the person in front of him was Khun Kiseia, the words were nothing but white noise. “What do you desire?”

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    In which the two remaining Agnis children form an unlikely alliance and it changes everything by changing nothing

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    05 Dec 2024

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    After Minato's death, Shikaku is thrust into a position he never expected and certainly never wanted. It isn't long before he discovers a wealth of corruption and sabotage that threatens the very foundation of the village he is sworn to protect. Using every ounce of his famous Nara intellect and cunning, Shikaku struggles to outmaneuver hidden enemies in order to keep his village and family safe.

    Or: A for want of a nail story in which Nara Shikaku becomes Hokage after Minato’s death and promptly turns everything on its head.

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    19 Nov 2024

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    every hatake has one soul that they imprint on, making them the most devoted of lovers and protectors. he's imprinted on the uchiha with the pretty eyes.

    unfortunately, somebody else has as well and the wolf within him bristles with rage.

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    10 Nov 2024