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The new zookeeper Stiles is assigned with the task of collecting semen from one of the alpha wolves in Beacon Hills Supernatural Zoo.
It does not go according to Stiles' plan and there are obscene amounts of bodily fluids.
2023: updated wip → https://archiveofourown.org/works/49404046
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This Might As Well Happen by skoosiepants
Fandoms: Stranger Things (TV 2016), Stargate Atlantis
03 Mar 2020
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Steve's on an off-world team with three people who are infinitely smarter than him--a marine tech, a whosawhatsit engineer, and a xenobiologist with a bad attitude and a lamentable inability to keep it in his pants.
He doesn’t know if whatever he’s doing here means anything, or is worth the high likelihood of getting all his good years sucked out of him by space vampires, but, honestly, there was never going to be any normal for him, anyway.
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That time Steve accidentally gets knocked up by Billy... IN SPACE!
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22 Sep 2021
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“Beacon County Sheriff's Department, this is deputy Mahealani speaking.”“Oh thank god!”
“Stiles?”
“I, uh, I need some advice.”
“Advice?”
“Yeah. So, hypothetically, say you met your boyfriend’s mother and sister for the first time ever. Completely by accident. In the grocery store. And they convinced you to help them make a dinner to surprise aforementioned boyfriend when he got home after work. What would you do?”
Danny paused, and then, “Stiles, you don’t have a boyfriend.”
“That’s not the point! And I said hypothetically.”
“Stiles...what are you doing right now?”
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Stiles never imagined he’d be in Derek’s kitchen cooking a surprise dinner with Derek’s family while they waited for Derek to get home from work.
Partly because their visit was a complete surprise.
But mostly because Stiles didn’t have a boyfriend.
Or even know who Derek was.
But he’d already come this far and Papa didn’t raise no quitter!
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21 Sep 2021
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Peter always knew he was fucked up every since he would convince his nephew Derek, who was just a few years younger than him, to playmate with him before either of them were presented.
Despite Derek being very much an alpha as an adult, he craves for the time when Derek was soft and pliable beneath him, mewling so sweetly.
Unknown to most, but certainly available to Peter, there is a rare strain of wolfsbane flower where the root, in diluted doses, recreates or completely invents the symptoms of an omega's heat.
One day Stiles and Derek are at Peter's apartment to discuss the latest big bad, not realizing the danger of the brownies Peter has baked for them.
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01 Aug 2021
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Set a Song for Me by isthatbloodonhisshirt (wasterella) for flymeofftoneverland
Fandoms: Teen Wolf (TV)
08 May 2020
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“You did a favour for a stranger?” the sheriff asked, surprised. “You won’t even do a favour for me.”
“Your favours involve chocolate and salty snacks, damn straight I won’t do you any favours,” Stiles insisted, pointing an accusatory finger at his dad while leaning back against the counter, taking another large sip of coffee. “Some guy lost his phone and was calling it hoping someone would answer. That someone was me. He said he’d had some drinks and couldn’t come grab it right then, so we agreed to meet at the station this morning. I didn’t realize ‘this morning’ meant the ass crack of dawn.”
“It’s not the ass crack of dawn, that was at five thirty-seven, according to the weather app on my phone.”
Stiles let out a sarcastic laugh and flipped his dad off. The sheriff gave him a look, but he didn’t reprimand him, clearly able to tell Stiles was miserable.
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02 Jun 2021