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Izzy lost the love of his life to a shipwreck a year ago. Infamous pirate Captain Black Sam Bellamy had tried to send word to Izzy that he survived his ship going down, and that he wanted to remain dead and retire and even invited Izzy to join him. But Blackbeard, in full kraken mode, intercepted the message before Izzy ever saw it and wrote back no. With a lot of swearing.
Izzy is in a whirlwind of emotions when he learns that Sam is still alive and thinks that Izzy left him. -
Things Dreamt of in Your Philosophy by glassneko
Fandoms: Pirates of the Caribbean (Movies)
12 Sep 2024
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A rival pirate hoping to impress has given Jack a gift. That gift is currently tied up and sitting on Jack’s bed.
James needs to get off this ship. But, he keeps thinking—There is no ‘but’! There is no way this works. He's not the type for indulging some sort of fling at sea with a wanted pirate!
This is honestly mostly just Norrington being oblivious until he finally figures out what everyone else already sees. Combined with Jack being alternately patient and not at all.
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Robotnik headhunts Stone due to his excellent reputation, but Stone is not interested based on what he's heard about the doctor. He's a professional and he's sure as hell not interested in being yelled at or treated poorly by some egghead who thinks he's better than everyone else.
Stone treats everyone with respect and professional courtesy and he expects it in return. So how does Ivo convince him?Their arrangement works out surprisingly well for both of them, right through Robotnik’s disappearance and return. Right up until Stone slips and says something a little too personal. But goddamn it, it should be obvious at this point! He’s not sticking around if Ivo still can’t admit he has feelings like any other human being.
"Ivo. You can't half get this. You can't half commit and then play weaponised incompetence at basic human connection.”
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Robotnik has never seen anyone move like that. Outside of like an action film where the hero takes down 20 bad guys with guns with nothing but a pistol and nerves of steel. It’s not that Ivo couldn’t have handled the situation himself, but really, what was he paying Stone for if not to take care of this sort of nonsense for him?
Ivo was not expecting to be outright distracted by Stone’s badassery. Robotnik knew Stone's military history but seeing him in action is another thing entirely.
It's fucking hot is what it is.
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The Karemma are very direct in business, but very oblique in romance. In fact, being direct in romantic intentions just comes across as a joke at best or an insult at worst. They are masters of slow, delicate, intricate flirting, and it is all flying straight past Quark. So when Quark is grabbing his arm and patting his back and making outrageous innuendos, Hanok at first assumes Quark is rebuffing his advances by turning it into a joke, and he backs off. But when it goes on long enough, Hanok begins to reevaluate whether Quark is actually interested.
Quark is continually surprised by how he’s fallen into a somehow healthy and functional relationship? He just wishes he understood how to move on from his ridiculous infatuation with Odo. Odo, for his part, finally starts to consider that perhaps that tightness in his chest when he sees Quark with someone else might actually be jealousy. And what the hell is Quark thinking making risky business deals with that one Romulan trader and endangering the entire station?
Can the three of them navigate around their cultural misunderstandings and figure out a happy ending without one of them ending up in jail or dead?
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Vox can’t stop thinking about Alastor after the battle with Adam. He has to see him. He isn’t expecting Alastor to offer him tea, however. Vox can sometimes rile Alastor up enough for some angry sex, but tea is not usually on the table. Alastor, for his part, is just as confused by how things are unfolding. But maybe—maybe something more has developed between them when they weren’t looking.
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Vox falls into a deal where Alastor’s soul is on the table. It’s more than he could ever have asked for. It's fun at first. Vox can make Alastor do anything he wants. But nothing seems to be working out the way he expected. Alastor can’t ever make things easy, and Vox doesn’t know what he wants anymore.
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Vox is... Not doing so well. Now that Alastor's back in town, everything he thought he'd come to terms with is rearing it's awful head again. This is what he gets for ever being foolish enough to think he could find love in hell.
Valentino, for his part, starts to realise that he's lost Angel for real so he goes back to focusing on Vox again.
Vox has to admit he likes the attention and he puts up with Valentino's less than gentlemanly behaviors because he wants everything to just feel normal again.Alastor is less inclined to give Valentino this grace.
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Izzy noticed right away. How could he not? Blackbeard is wearing the emerald ring again. The one that Izzy gave him years ago.
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Dan agrees to stay out of sight as Ben puts himself on the train, and he’s sure he doesn’t know what’s come over him. Now he’s got a week to talk to Alice and decide what to do before Ben goddamned Wade intends to show up at his house and find out if he wants to move to Mexico.
Did he dream the whole thing?
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The revenge has a rat problem. Stede of course thinks they should get a dog. Edward is on board because Stede is on board. And the rest of the crew thinks it's a grand idea. Izzy remembers the last time there was a dog on board and, in general, thinks it's a terrible plan.
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Killian finds Gold balanced precariously on a bridge and somehow talks him off it with little more than insults and a shared appreciation for fine alcohol. After passing out in Gold’s house after far too much whiskey, Killian starts to realise that he’s in deeper than he thought. The two of them watch in shock as their connection shifts under their feet despite their best laid grudges.
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Izzy is settling in uncomfortably to life on the Revenge when a shipwrecked sailor comes aboard. The rest of the simple crew is besotted but Izzy’s not convinced by his story or his ability to charm everyone.
Sam Bellamy is a mess after being shipwrecked and stuck on an isolated island for a year. He needs to rejoin his fleet, get home, and rebuild his life but he’s starting from scratch with no ship, no crew, and a fear of storms.
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Mizu can see the lust in Taigen's eyes. They've spent months together now at the swordmaker's house, under the premise of healing up. Mizu catches himself worrying at secrets that have the potential to tear everything apart. He can't lie to Taigen forever and still keep him in his life. Taigen will want more. He'll get it here or he'll leave. Maybe Mizu should just let him go. There's no way he would be satisfied with what Mizu is. But Mizu has never been a coward when faced with something he wants.
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The Scandalous Wedding of Jack Sparrow by glassneko
Fandoms: Pirates of the Caribbean (Movies)
07 Sep 2023
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Norrington was not expecting to hear that Jack Sparrow was getting married.
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The Little Houses with the Colorful Paint by glassneko
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV)
03 Aug 2023
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Izzy is... just done. He's done with all of it. It feels like a switch has just flipped off in his brain and he simply can't care anymore. He can't care about this ship. He can't care about this crew. He can't care about Bonnet. And he can't bother himself to think about Edward more than necessary. He has vague images of other ships, or of buying a house, settling down somewhere.
So Izzy checks out. And to further cement his decision, Edward doesn't even notice.
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Research Notes on the Golden Age of Piracy by glassneko
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV)
14 Jul 2023
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Alright, so this is not a fic. This is a collection of notes that I use for writing that I thought might be of use to others. Thus, it is absolutely biased to who and what I am interested in, and is definitely not the most comprehensive source on anything. I have tried to cite sources, but most of this was pulled directly from Wikipedia and some of it is my own additions or commentary. As with any pirate history, take everything with a grain of salt, as many conflicting stories exist.
I’ve separated it into chapters, starting with an Izzy-centric show recap for Our Flag Means Death, and then a historical group timeline for this era of piracy, followed by individual historical figure biographies, and I’ve finished with some general info as well.
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The Witch of the Woods by glassneko
Fandoms: Star Trek: The Next Generation, Star Trek: Picard
14 Jun 2023
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Q is what some would call a witch. Picard is the mayor of a small french village, and Q lives in the forest outside of town and generally keeps to himself. Until Q realizes that the new mayor has big plans, including a new road through the woods.
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Surrounded by Stars by glassneko
Fandoms: Star Trek: The Next Generation, Star Trek: Picard
03 Jun 2023
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When Picard kisses Q for the first time, he's not expecting it and he accidentally becomes space.
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Sheriff Woody Pride likes horses and fresh air and hates sci-fi and Hollywood. Buzz Anderson is not an astronaut but he plays one in the movies, which is worse. After they fumble through a disaster of a blind date, they both expect to move on, until a robbery means they have to look past their first impressions and work together before they lose it all.