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“I’m not being mysterious. I’m allowed to have a private life. And I don't have a girlfriend.”
Zhenya’s annoyance at the vagaries came out in a huff of breath. “Sid.”
"I've got a boyfriend."
Zhenya felt as though the water hit a hot wire in his mind and shorted him out.
"So, you know," Sid shrugged and ducked his head under the water. He emerged again to rub shampoo into his hair, eyes carefully focused anywhere but Zhenya. "I’m keeping it kind of quiet for now.”
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Twelve years after they stopped fooling around, Zhenya learned that Sid really was actually gay. This changed some things.
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We Only Said Goodbye with Words, I Died A Hundred Times by ras_elased
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV)
10 Sep 2023
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Aziraphale felt his cheeks flush pink. “Yes. Well. It appears to be a curse for a cheating lover. The design is to create an ever-increasing obsessive need for the person who—”
“I’m well aware of what it does,” Crowley interrupted. Aziraphale glanced up from the book and took in Crowley’s stance, the apparent lax posture belied by the way he was clutching the edge of the countertop with white knuckles. Aziraphale swallowed.
“Is it…” Aziraphale faltered, then tried again. “Is it…” painful is how he told himself he wanted to finish the question. There was no other possible word to end that question that Aziraphale wanted to know.
“Don’t play dumb, angel. It doesn’t suit you.” Crowley’s voice was low, an edge of something to it that Aziraphale hadn’t heard since the Tadfield airbase, the moment Crowley was ready to give up and accept the apocalypse. He met Aziraphale’s eyes. “You know who I want.”
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14 Sep 2023
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Count the Stars, the Comets Too by hollybennett123
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
18 Aug 2023
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It’s all ever so new still, is the thing — the cottage, the us, the touching Crowley so intimately in a bed they can call theirs. A matter of months, not millennia. Not yet.
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10 Sep 2023
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And if This Is Temptation, I Do Not Wish To Fight by ElegantIrrelevance
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
02 Aug 2023
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Crowley takes another sip of wine. Licks his lips again. Aziraphale shifts on his feet and directs his gaze pointedly down at his feet, and—and the floor is rather interesting. Yep. Very, very interesting.
Not as interesting as Crowley’s lips—
“So,” Crowley starts, swallowing down another sip of wine. Aziraphale’s head shoots up at the sound of Crowley’s voice, his gaze shooting right to Crowley’s face.
Aziraphale's first sip of wine comes alongside a few other firsts, it so happens.
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10 Sep 2023
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I'm the treasure baby, I'm the prize by stereobone
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
08 Aug 2023
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"Are you working for Mrs. Sandwich?" Nina asks.
"No," Crowley says. "Well, yes. Well, define 'working'."
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Or, Crowley is very good at faking sex work, as it turns out.
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So Sick of Waiting by blewoutthestars for VioletSmith
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
16 Jun 2019
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Next to him, Crowley was apparently as cool as a cucumber. Bored, even. From an outside perspective he was every bit an average guy watching a generously-rated 3-star movie to kill an empty evening – it was just that he happened to have his hand in his friend’s pants.
It takes six thousand years (and a lot of snogging) but Aziraphale eventually gets his act together.
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07 Sep 2023
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Contains the most in-character gut punch I’ve ever read in any piece of fanfic. I cannot stop thinking about it.
Crowley stares at him. Shrugs his shoulders. Stares at the floor. Bursts into angry tears.