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    Stiles is an IT genius, Derek is a PR rep, and they’ve been happily married for five years. Except none of that is actually true. (NOW COMPLETE 10/27/18)

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    20 Dec 2024

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    this convinced me to watch mr and mrs smith

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    Five times Stiles was underestimated and one time he proved why he shouldn’t be.

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    Rule #1: Do Not Fuck With Stiles Stilinski

    Never, ever go to Beacon Hills.
    Do not try to attack, take over, or harm this city in any way.

    Don’t ever go near the Hale pack. Do not speak to them, do not look at them, and do not piss them off. They will come for you.

    Don’t harm any member of the pack. Stilinski will get his revenge.

    Specifically, never, under any circumstances, harm the sheriff.

    If, by some insane act, you manage to hurt Stiles Stilinski, you’d better run because Derek Hale will kill you.

    Speaking of Derek Hale, if you touch a single hair on his head, running is pointless because Stiles Stilinski will kill you before you can even blink.
    ~

    AKA the 5 1 fic that took on a life of its own, Emissary Stiles, and Stiles proving he’s an absolute badass six times.

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    14 Dec 2024

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    :>

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    "Hello!" he crows, slamming his way into the vet's office with his foot, since his hands are already full of half a dozen crumbling books. "You, good sir, are going to tell me exactly what a Spark is and what the hell they can do, because if this is some Harry Potter shit I've already got the robes."

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    Stiles really didn't mean for all this to happen, promise. Scout's honor. It's just that one thing spiraled into another and before he knew it he was off at college, with long-distance shared custody of a mystical baby tree and a whole other life he could never quite bring himself to explain.

    (or: my completely unnecessary attempt at writing a brief 5 1 filled with "Stiles keeps a secret from the pack" subtropes kind of spiraled. I was not expecting an almost 16K monstrosity to come out of this. Sadly, I think I was the only one not expecting that.)

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    02 Dec 2024

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    BOOM SHAKALAKAH YES LAWD

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    It's been months. Months of lonely days and lonelier nights.
    And Stiles can't understand what he did wrong.

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    02 Dec 2024

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    😐

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    “We can’t just leave him here to die.”

    “He’s an emissary, Scott.” Derek tried to make his tone empathetic, but Scott’s tendency to fight back on everything always grated on his nerves. “His pack is gone, he won’t survive more than a day or two either way.”

    “Then we should stay with him.”

    Derek sighed as he studied the man for a moment; he was too pale against the fur rim of his hood, almost grey from lying out in the snow, and his cloak was stained with dark dried blood around a protruding arrow shaft. It was unlikely he would even last the night. They would probably be able to carry on in the morning with little time lost, if any.

    It wasn’t a horrible idea, Derek decided reluctantly. They hadn’t been able to set up a real camp for a few weeks in the open foothills, and they were all on edge from sleeping in exposed areas. A defensible place to sleep would be good for them, even if they were surrounded by death. They would be able to give the pack proper burials, at the very least.

    “Fine. One night,” Derek relented, already moving away to check on Isaac. “He’s your responsibility.”

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    01 Dec 2024

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    im foaming at the mouth

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    Chris and Derek had decided that the humans, well Lydia and Stiles since Allison was already doing hunter work, needed to start training with traditional weapons so they weren’t liabilities in a fight. Chris was teaching them how to use a rifle today.
    Correction. Chris was teaching Lydia. He thought he was teaching Stiles. Allison was practicing. But then, no one actually knew that Stiles had done this before.

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    29 Nov 2024

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    29 Nov 2024

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    The war started when Stiles was 22 and he was alongside the first line of recruits. Shortly after, Stiles disappeared, to be declared MIA two years later.

    But that's not where the story ends. Hell, that's not even the story. That's just one side of the 12-sided dice.

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    06 Nov 2024

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    chat how am i supposed to recover from this

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    When the nemeton casts a protection spell over Beacon Hills, Stiles can finally go to college. Derek thinks this might be a good thing.

    In which Stiles falls in love and Derek learns a lot.

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    26 Oct 2024

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    don’t talk to me rn

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    ❝where there's smoke, there's fire❞

    Stiles Stilinski is gone, and all there is left of him is Mitch Rapp. After leaving Beacon Hills because of his best friend, Scott McCall, Stiles tries to live a normal life. Meeting a girl named Maureen "Mary" Eliot, he finally has a chance until a terrorist attacks hits her plane and kills her along with the innocent passengers on board. About a year later after the death of his beloved, he's recruited into the Central Intelligence Agency by Irene Kennedy. Killing terrorists, officially being promoted as CIA, and becoming the most professional marksman against terrorism; it was only the beginning.

    Now, he's called in by an old, Deputy Jordan Parrish, who reports to him that his father has been shot in the line of fire. He's set to go back but it means that he had to be known as Stiles Stilinski; the teenage boy he used to be. He'd be the only ones putting them in danger, not the other way around. After five years of leaving Beacon Hills, he's a different man. A changed man. He's a 007 (double-oh-seven).

    - American Assassin / Teen Wolf -

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    25 Oct 2024

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    Stiles is turning away from the stationery store he and his (maybe) girlfriend have been looking in to follow her to the next window when she softly says “Daaaamn” and steps three feet to the side, dropping his hand in the process.

    Confused, he looks over and follows her eyes to a man she’s staring at with a look on her face she’s definitely never directed at Stiles.

    ~

    Stiles has to watch his date flirting with the most handsome man he’s ever seen. The story ends differently than he expects.

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    05 Oct 2024

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    After running into Stiles at the late night movies, Derek realises just how badly Stiles is handling the post-nogitsune fallout. He knows the feeling.

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    19 Sep 2024

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    this is my favorite kind of hell

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    “Are you a spy?” he says.

    “You could call me that,” Stiles snorts.

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    Derek tries to live a normal life... it's hard when his boyfriend used to travel around the world shooting the bad guys.

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    11 Sep 2024

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    Yep

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    For a human, Stiles has never been as scared of the unknown as he should be. Always running towards danger, interested in things most people would tend to avoid. His curiosity and thirst for knowledge have often landed him in perilous situations. It’s no wonder he ended up to his ears deep into the supernatural business.

    And that’s fine. You have to have at least a few screws loose to survive the madness that are the creatures that go bump in the night. But even for a boy running with wolves, Stiles is strange.

     

    Or

     

    Derek notices things about their resident human that don’t quite make sense.

     

    Or

     

    Stiles is a demigod.

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    10 Sep 2024

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    this ate way harder than it should have

  15. Public Bookmark 68

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    Stiles didn't want his father to find out about the supernatural. In fact, he spent quite a lot of effort making sure his father would never find out about the supernatural, even if that meant hiding his (sometimes life-threatening) injuries from him.

    But of course, his father will find out.

    Or,

    Stiles gets injured, and the Sheriff helps.

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    07 Sep 2024

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    loml. for real.

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    Suffering from PTSD, ex-Marine Derek Hale moves back to Beacon Hills to open a bookshop and find a calmer life. That’s where he meets Stiles, completely by accident. Stiles is talkative, charming and curious. Somehow, despite the fact that he’s blind, he’s able to read Derek like no one else.

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    23 Aug 2024

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    oh i can’t breathe

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    Fact: Derek Hale hates Potions.

    There are a number of reasons why this is so. For one thing, Potions is really not Derek's strong point. (There's a reason he's banned from using the kitchen at home.) For another, the Potions classroom is dank and dim and spending more than an hour down there at a time makes Derek’s skin crawl.

    And then there’s Stiles Stilinski.

    He doesn’t need an explanation.

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    18 Aug 2024

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    🥹🥹🥹

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    Derek stared at the reporter on the campus lounge’s television screen, gleefully reporting on Ignition’s latest fight. Behind her floated a photograph of him mid-battle, zoomed in on where his bodysuit had been slashed open across his left shoulder blade. It was a little blurry, a little pixelated, but more than clear enough to get a good look at the black mark on the bare skin there.

    “Oh shit,” came Erica’s delighted voice as she dropped down onto the couch beside Derek. “Let the circus begin!”

    Derek’s his heart dropped; circus was right. He resisted the impulse to reach for the spot on his own shoulder blade that itched and burned. It wouldn’t do him any good. He could make all the calls, send in all the verifiably undoctored photos of identical marks, make all the noise and fuss he wanted. With the buzz and the confusion, it wouldn’t matter. No one would believe him.

    True match-ups never made it through a circus like this.

    --

    In which Derek discovers his soulmate is a superhero too far out of his reach to ever actually be with. But it doesn't feel right to flirt back at Stiles now either, no matter how much Derek wants to. Amazing or not, he's not Derek's soulmate.

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    17 Aug 2024

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    🫶🫶🫶

  19. Public Bookmark 19

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    A few months after their eighteenth birthday, Jonathan and Jordan grapple with some unexpected changes.

    It turns out that, even after four years, there are more unexpected oddities to discover.

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    31 Jul 2024

    Bookmarker's Notes

    aww

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    30 Jul 2024

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