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    Stiles is an IT genius, Derek is a PR rep, and they’ve been happily married for five years. Except none of that is actually true. (NOW COMPLETE 10/27/18)

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    20 Dec 2024

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    this convinced me to watch mr and mrs smith

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    Five times Stiles was underestimated and one time he proved why he shouldn’t be.

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    Rule #1: Do Not Fuck With Stiles Stilinski

    Never, ever go to Beacon Hills.
    Do not try to attack, take over, or harm this city in any way.

    Don’t ever go near the Hale pack. Do not speak to them, do not look at them, and do not piss them off. They will come for you.

    Don’t harm any member of the pack. Stilinski will get his revenge.

    Specifically, never, under any circumstances, harm the sheriff.

    If, by some insane act, you manage to hurt Stiles Stilinski, you’d better run because Derek Hale will kill you.

    Speaking of Derek Hale, if you touch a single hair on his head, running is pointless because Stiles Stilinski will kill you before you can even blink.
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    AKA the 5 1 fic that took on a life of its own, Emissary Stiles, and Stiles proving he’s an absolute badass six times.

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    14 Dec 2024

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    :>

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    "Hello!" he crows, slamming his way into the vet's office with his foot, since his hands are already full of half a dozen crumbling books. "You, good sir, are going to tell me exactly what a Spark is and what the hell they can do, because if this is some Harry Potter shit I've already got the robes."

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    Stiles really didn't mean for all this to happen, promise. Scout's honor. It's just that one thing spiraled into another and before he knew it he was off at college, with long-distance shared custody of a mystical baby tree and a whole other life he could never quite bring himself to explain.

    (or: my completely unnecessary attempt at writing a brief 5 1 filled with "Stiles keeps a secret from the pack" subtropes kind of spiraled. I was not expecting an almost 16K monstrosity to come out of this. Sadly, I think I was the only one not expecting that.)

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    02 Dec 2024

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    BOOM SHAKALAKAH YES LAWD

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    It's been months. Months of lonely days and lonelier nights.
    And Stiles can't understand what he did wrong.

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    02 Dec 2024

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    😐

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    “We can’t just leave him here to die.”

    “He’s an emissary, Scott.” Derek tried to make his tone empathetic, but Scott’s tendency to fight back on everything always grated on his nerves. “His pack is gone, he won’t survive more than a day or two either way.”

    “Then we should stay with him.”

    Derek sighed as he studied the man for a moment; he was too pale against the fur rim of his hood, almost grey from lying out in the snow, and his cloak was stained with dark dried blood around a protruding arrow shaft. It was unlikely he would even last the night. They would probably be able to carry on in the morning with little time lost, if any.

    It wasn’t a horrible idea, Derek decided reluctantly. They hadn’t been able to set up a real camp for a few weeks in the open foothills, and they were all on edge from sleeping in exposed areas. A defensible place to sleep would be good for them, even if they were surrounded by death. They would be able to give the pack proper burials, at the very least.

    “Fine. One night,” Derek relented, already moving away to check on Isaac. “He’s your responsibility.”

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    01 Dec 2024

    Bookmarker's Notes

    im foaming at the mouth