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Currently, at 10:33 in the PM—a good half-hour past closing time at The Gentleman Blackbeard’s Bar & Grill & Gift Shop—there’s a man sitting all by himself in one of the many booths that line the room’s far wall.
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It’s the end of another day at The Gentleman Blackbeard’s Bar & Grill & Gift Shop, and just as the restaurant’s last employee is about to call it a night, a hot stranger appears at the front door… Naturally, shenanigans of the very horny variety ensue, followed by a lot—like, a lot—of sweetness. Recommended if you like: cheesy theater kid energy, an arguably excessive amount of foreplay, lots and lots of aftercare, and a couple of clown husbands who are sickeningly in love with each other.
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It’s so unfair, is the thing. So horribly cruel. So downright fucking tragic that this—this, of all bloody things—is the way he’d go.
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Ed faces a terrible foe. Stede comes to his rescue. (Set sometime after S2; very, very mild spoilers for a few lines of dialogue from S2E4.)
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When Ed Teach-Bonnet wakes up on this finest of December mornings, he wakes up to snow, heat, and a mouthful of golden hair.
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The weather outside is frightful, but a snow day at home is so delightful, so the Teach-Bonnets are staying in today! They have all kinds of cozy activities planned—here there be comfy times on the couch, cookie decorating adventures, chill, snowy drives, and cheesy made-for-TV movies. Also, these two are very, very married, and Ed thinks a lot about how much he loves his husband, but really, when are either of those things not true?
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“See, that’s the thing—you keep saying ‘after.’ Not ‘during,’ there’s no ‘during,’ only ‘after.’ How long, pray tell, do I have to wait for that ‘after’? An hour? Two hours? Seven hours? I won’t wait for seven hours, Stede. I can’t. I refuse.”
Sighing, arms crossed, Stede stares at his husband. Ed is currently sprawled across their bed looking rather like a Victorian maiden who’s collapsed on her fainting couch: His legs are akimbo, hair spilled across the duvet, one arm flung over his eyes, his mouth set in a grimace. He looks like his mother just told him that no matter how dull the man is, he must dance with Sir Archibald at the ball tomorrow night, and that’s her final word on the matter.
“It’s not going to take seven hours to clean the bathroom, darling,” Stede says. “You’re being a bit dramatic.”
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Today in the Teach-Bonnet household: Ed and Stede tackle some chores, Stede thinks a lot about how much he loves his husband, and cuddles are had (as a reward for tackling said chores). All in all, not too shabby for a Sunday morning.
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Currently, everything—despite what Ed keeps trying to tell himself—is really not fine. Everything is, in fact, kind of on fire, and covered in spikes, and determined to burn and jab him in all his most vulnerable spots. And upon further reflection, as he sits here in this most unexpected and hellacious of morning traffic, his leg jiggling restlessly and the scent of burnt toast still somehow in his nose, he feels like he should’ve seen this coming.
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Ed has a bit of a long day at work. Luckily, he gets to come home to a very sweet husband who’s determined to help him turn things around.
Featuring: A rather bananas day at The Gentleman Blackbeard’s Bar & Grill & Gift Shop; husbandly banter; Stede “call me old-fashioned but I was raised to serve my queen (my husband Ed)” Bonnet and Ed “a hug from him (my husband Stede) would solve all my problems” Teach; reflections on loving and being loved; and some very, very soft spice.
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the place where we were always meant to be (modern au) by freshmangoes
Fandom: Our Flag Means Death (TV)
23 Jul 2024
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Moments from a modern, married life in which Ed & Stede run The Gentleman Blackbeard’s Bar & Grill & Gift Shop. May or may not actually feature shenanigans at said bar & grill. Ongoing!
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and the songbirds are singing like they know the score by mediocrepirate
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV)
31 Jan 2024
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In the orange beams of a slowly setting Sun over an endless horizon, tucked safely away between gently rolling hills and a vast ocean reflecting shades of amber and gold, there’s a small cabin filled with love and promise.
An innkeepers era post-canon fic in which Stede takes care of Ed, with a focus on non-sexual intimacy.
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Bookmarked by freshmangoes
27 Sep 2024
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I come apart, but then you put me back together again by katertran
Fandoms: Lisa Frankenstein (2024)
11 Feb 2024
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Lisa is dead. For now.
Bookmarked by freshmangoes
02 Sep 2024
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I'd never let a bad thing happen to you, now goodnight I love you by katertran
Fandoms: Lisa Frankenstein (2024)
12 Feb 2024
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Post movie, Lisa and the creature run away together. A creepy guy tries hitting on Lisa and the creature makes sure he gets his comeuppance.
Bookmarked by freshmangoes
02 Sep 2024
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(stole the title from a lyric from The Little Mermaid broadway production oops)
He misses her voice. Lisa’s constant chattering had been so endearing. But he knows first hand…she’d say something if she could. So now it’s his turn to fill the silence.
He’s not as naturally talkative as she is, and the 1980s were still so much different than the 1880s he knew, so he sticks with what he knows.
He tells her stories about his first life.
He reads poetry to her.
He assures her, and reassures her, and reassures her again that he loves her, that he’ll always love her, that he’s so thankful they’ve been given this second life together.
Bookmarked by freshmangoes
02 Sep 2024
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Ed's having a hard day. He's about to have a better one.
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Bookmarked by freshmangoes
06 Aug 2024