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Actually, I don't think this mission will be too bad. While going to save Agatha, I'll make sure I do, like, all the hard work, so that Agatha can see how much better I am than Baz, and then she'll go out with me again instead of running after the one man on earth that doesn't want her. She could have anyone. And, like, I'm okay looking. She said I was cute. She said she likes me, that counts as something, right?
Probably, yeah. Yeah, this'll be fine. I can finally prove to Baz and myself that I deserve to be here, that I'm not a fuck up, not a moron. I can prove to Agatha I'm worthy of her love, and she'll take me back. We'll get married, we'll get, like, a dog, or whatever humans like, and maybe kids, maybe. If she wants.
Yeah, that'd be perfect.
This mission's gonna be A-OK.
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In which Watford is an organization for humans, supernaturals, and everything in between, and Baz and Simon get dragged into spending over 3 days stuck in a car together. Alone. A recipe for disaster, surely. Though, as time goes on, Simon thinks maybe his predicament is not as bad as once thought...
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simon and baz are back from america. now the healing can start.
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28 Jun 2024
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This Is Mr. Pitch by standalone
Fandoms: Simon Snow series - Gemma T. Leslie, Fangirl - Rainbow Rowell, Carry On - Rainbow Rowell
01 Jun 2016
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For everyone who's wished Baz were an English teacher, here's a stateside high-school AU.
The Watford School of Magicks doesn't exist, but this year, there's a new hire in the Watford High English department.
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- Part 1 of Teachers AU
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28 Jun 2024
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In which New York City firefighter Simon Snow mistakenly downloads Grindr instead of Tinder and falls for British arsonist Baz Pitch.
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28 Jun 2024
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The Tale of a Magic-Sucking Hoover and a Rat-Drinking Monster by emeryhall
Fandoms: Carry On | Simon Snow Series - Rainbow Rowell
13 Mar 2024
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It’s eighth year and everything is wrong. Baz showed up eight weeks late, he’s even greyer than normal, and his knee is all busted. Plus all of this medieval weaponry has started appearing in our room.
It’s eighth year and everything is wrong. Snow isn’t back to his clobbering weight, something happened between him and Agatha, and now all of these sex toys are appearing in our room. Plus, Snow clearly thinks they’re weapons and I swear to Merlin if he practices his “sword work” with a double-headed dildo one more time, I’m going to impale myself on it, and yes, I do mean THAT way.
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28 Jun 2024
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Just Like Heaven by rosebud_girl
Fandoms: Carry On Series - Rainbow Rowell, Just Like Heaven (2005)
21 Apr 2019
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Set eight years after Carry On. Pretty much cannon compliant except Baz and Simon never got together. Penny has moved to America to live with Micah and Simon is flat hunting. He finds a short-term sub-let in the perfect area of London. Unfortunately the current owner hasn't completely moved out...
"I’m trying to imagine what you’re doing in my apartment," someone says from the other side of the room. "Rubbing yourself on my furniture like a dog. I’m sure there’s a homeless shelter near here, where you can get a change of clothes and a good meal for Crowley’s sake."
I leap up, knocking my empty mug over.
There’s a tall, slim guy standing in the flat, wearing a dark suit and an imperious look. His black hair is swept back from his face, revealing an unmistakable widows peak and brooding grey eyes.
What the fuck?
***Epilogue as promised***
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28 Jun 2024