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    “That was supposed to be Scott's Christmas present,” Stiles groans.

    “We gathered that. You unwrapped it yourself and threw the tag at Liam’s head,” Derek mumbles from his hiding place under his arm. “You sang Happy Christmas to Scott in the tune of Happy Birthday while forcing us all to drink it.”

    "Oh my god, please stop talking now,” Stiles sits up again.

    Derek peeks out from under his arm to look at him with one eye open, dark hair adorably rumpled, so much so that Stiles wants to smooth it down. Stiles sits on his hands.

    “You did this to me. I'm going to be hungover on Christmas day because of you." Derek growls accusingly.

    “Ok, ok! Look I’ll go make us my famous hangover cure and we can call it even,” Stiles gallantly pushes to his feet and grabs his phone, which is inexplicably in one of his shoes. “We don’t have to be there until two, it’s not even midday yet.”

    “Fine. Make me coffee. So much coffee,” Derek pulls the sheets over his head.

    "Are we going to discuss how we ended up sharing a bed?" Stiles wiggles his eyebrows. “Or would you like to just blissfully ignore it, oh Alpha mine."

    “The second one," Derek mumbles from under the sheet.

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    30 Oct 2024

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    Just returned from a difficult space mission and about to begin teaching at Starfleet Academy, Spock chooses a logical way to relieve stress: a sexual encounter with someone he'll never meet again. But when Spock discovers his partner of one night is Jim Kirk, a promising new cadet at Starfleet, he's torn between his rational decision to avoid intimate relationships and his increasing fascination with Jim. As Spock's normally orderly life starts to spin out of control, will his obsession with Jim prove his salvation or his undoing?

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    12 Sep 2024

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    you’re going to want to know…what it tastes like

     

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    Max has snake bite piercings and Bradley cannot handle it.

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    23 Aug 2024

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    “Oh fuck,” Soap croaks.

    Ghost lowers his smoking gun, and their eyes meet.

    "Hello, Soap."

    or; Soap fucked up his entire life trying to save it. Now he's on the run from not one, not two, but three dangerous bastards; two of them he hates, one of them he loves. He's doing a good job of staying gone until he stumbles upon two ladies in need and gets a little too invested in helping them home.

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    10 Jul 2024

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    It was only once. They were teenagers. It didn’t mean anything.
    The last one was a lie.

    One summer changed everything—and then Eddie was arrested. When he gets out of prison, Steve takes him in, prepared to suffer through unrequited love. Eddie has other, filthier, ideas. Angst, BDSM, and domesticity.

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    18 Jun 2024