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Jaskier only ever sees Geralt at night. The two of them gather like shades in the draughty hall of the castle, huddling close around whatever pitiful sputter of a fire Geralt coaxes up at the hearth. There is very little to say. The cold has long stolen the sing from Jaskier’s song; Geralt, he suspects, is already half-turned to stone.
Cintra fell to winter seven years ago; a bitter, cursed winter, a cold that kills all who set foot in it. Only a fool would venture into the frozen wastes of Cintra now, and Yennefer of Vengerberg is no fool. Not until she encounters a broken mirror and a thieving crow — a crow that is not, in fact, a crow at all.
When the thing that matters most to her is stolen, Yennefer will do anything to get it back. But she is not the only victim of this tangled curse, and the more she learns about Geralt and Jaskier's plight, the less she seems to know.
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lessons in home-making by foghornjazz
Fandoms: The Witcher (TV), Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types
20 May 2021
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Seasons change and so does Jaskier, unnaccustomed to standing still.
Over twenty years of wandering, a witcher-turned-bard redefines his definition of home, helped along by several nightmares, one sewer monster, and the endlessly-restorative powers of a hot bath.
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- Part 3 of nine lives
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Geralt has been an EMT for about six months when he's called to the scene of a drunken student who has managed to get his head stuck in a traffic cone. Things get both better and worse from there.
Or; a tale in three acts [accidents].
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true leadership, rainbow laces, short shorts, and a small cause for national scandal by foghornjazz
Fandoms: The Witcher (TV)
02 Apr 2021
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“In your opinion, Mr Rivia, is it true that Julian Alfred Pankratz is the best goalkeeper in the world at the moment?” the reporter asks him, smiling as though she’s in on the joke.
“Jaskier isn’t even the best keeper in Arsenal,” Geralt replies, deadpan.
Pankratz's transfer deal from Arsenal to Kaer Morhen Football Club is finalised the very next day.
Geralt is a simple man with simple desires: he wants to play football and get paid for it. He does not want to be photographed while out for a jog, or have his anatomy debated on morning TV, or play any part in his idiot teammate Jaskier's scheme to expose an ex-friend for leaking stories about him to the tabloid newspapers.
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lessons in leave-taking by foghornjazz
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types, The Witcher (TV)
28 Mar 2021
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They say there’s a Mad Cat roaming the Continent — a Mad Cat who cannot die.
After twenty years of silence, odd rumours are beginning to resurface regarding the witcher known as Julian of Kerack. Jaskier can take care of himself, and Geralt doesn’t think much of it. Until Jaskier goes missing — gone without a trace, just as the long, dark winter begins to set in.
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- Part 2 of nine lives
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nine lives by foghornjazz
Fandom: The Witcher (TV), Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types
20 May 2021
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They say cats have nine lives, but Jaskier has long lost count of his.
Witcher!Jaskier AU.
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