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"You know I would get the moon from the fucking sky for you."
"It"s not the moon I"m addicted to."Regulus is a ballerina with a drug addiction and James is a comedian who"s just trying his fucking best.
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The story does not truly start here.
No fairytales ever do– no, stories like these often begin in simpler places. Simpler stories, ones that belong to the people and not the kings. Stories that are told around campfires, told around the butter churn and whispered around hearths. Stories told to children as they’re tucked into bed, gentle warm hands soothing their brows and speaking with low tones as they relay the stories of grandeur and magic. Fairytales are often piled upon– one magic spell becomes two. A mother changes the prince’s name to her own dear son. Tommy was once told stories like these.
(or, the high-fantasy royalty AU starring Tommyinnit as one child king, the Empire as his opponent, and so many politics.)
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- Part 1 of cataclysm
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07 Apr 2023
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The Last Heist by crystalSkiez
Fandoms: Minecraft (Video Game), Video Blogging RPF, Dream SMP
08 Mar 2024
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In Manburg there"s no mercy for criminals. Getting caught by the guards is an immediate death sentence.
Tommy has managed to avoid them for 9 years now--by day, as an arrogant pickpocket with a mouth almost as fast as his hands, and by night as the renowned Underground thief known only as Theseus.
Things are going well, all things considered.
And then he gets a message from the infamous Antarctic gang and everything goes to shit.
Now Tommy has to handle pulling off the heist of his life, all while hiding his true identity from both the tyrannical government and his new associates in the most feared gang in the city.
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I wanted a sci-fi found family AU with the SBI gang
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- Part 1 of The Last Days
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21 Mar 2023
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tommyinnit"s clinic for supervillains by bonesandthebees (bonesandcacti)
Fandoms: Minecraft (Video Game), Dream SMP
17 Jan 2022
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“W-What do you- I mean can I- are you here to rob us?” The person managed to stammer out.
Siren snorted. “No. I’m just here to order some food.”
“Wh-What about him?” The cashier asked, glancing at Tommy. “Did you- did you kidnap him?”
“I mean… yeah, let’s go with that in case this ends up on the news,” Siren shrugged, looking back at Tommy. “I kidnapped you, right?”
“Yeah, sure,” Tommy agreed, knowing that if they said he was kidnapped, it would keep people from getting suspicious of why he was seen in public with Siren. “Anyway, can I get the chicken nuggets happy meal, with a coke?”
or, how Tommy—who is not a hero, or a villain, or even a vigilante—saves the life of one of L"Manberg"s most feared supervillains, and accidentally ends up becoming the resident doctor for every supervillain in town (and maybe gets a family along the way too).
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- Part 1 of the world of clinic
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21 Mar 2023
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Or, a Portrait of the Mathematician as a Young Man by zambla
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling, Brideshead Revisited - Evelyn Waugh
21 Nov 2014
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Historical AU. University of Cambridge, 1931. Remus J. Lupin, a mathematics scholar at King’s College, has fallen in with a set of friends who called themselves The Marauders—and at its masthead the dissolute aristocratic heir, Lord Sirius Black.
A roman a clef of Alan Turing"s life woven with fantasy inspired by Brideshead Revisited, told by Harry Potter characters in period clothing. Illustrated.
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- Part 1 of Empire Falling
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20 Jun 2022
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Love in the time of the 1984-5 coal miners" strike. Remus is a geologist working for an independent assessment of a disputed coal mine in his hometown in south Yorkshire during the strike. He meets a communist agitator.
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- Part 3 of Empire Falling
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08 Jun 2022