floosilver8
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David pursed his lips around the candy before removing it from his mouth, then fixed his steely eyes on his husband. “Just thinking these are awfully nice twist ties for a craft project.”
Or: Nipple Play with a Twist...Tie
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- Part 3 of Kinktober/Smutober
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A kinky, spoopy, fun crossover!
Or, the husbands having a fun night of dress up and Cabaret roleplay together.
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- Part 2 of Kinktober/Smutober
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Date nights happen every Sunday, even if it's just at home. They're trying something new this week.
A submission for Kinktober 2021!
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- Part 1 of Kinktober/Smutober
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David had crossed between the café and what would soon become his new store hundreds of times since moving to Schitt’s Creek. Maybe a thousand even. But never before had there been a little man in a chartreuse vest standing watch on the corner.
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I Don’t Do Well With Running: A Love Letter to C25K by floosilver8
Fandoms: Schitt's Creek
12 Aug 2021
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Patrick and David use Couch to 5k to train for a charity race. Patrick is a very good motivator.
(This was just an excuse to write a lot of porn and get out my self-inflicted frustrations at C25K.)
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Canon compliant sexcapdes...plus some.
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Post-canon sex vignettes for your pleasure.
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“Don’t go, go on your own or find another date, whatever you want,” Stevie shrugs and reaches over to steal some of his muffin.
He swats at her hand. “Find another date? The wedding is a two-hour drive away! In Montauk! I’m not driving for two hours with some random, even if I can book separate rooms for the weekend!”
“Oh god, it’s for the entire weekend and there’s a road trip involved? Now I’m definitely not going with you.” She swipes another piece of muffin.
“Ugh,” he sighs as he sips his coffee. “Where the fuck am I going to find an acceptable date?”
“Sorry to interrupt,” Patrick says, suddenly appearing at their table looking a little nervous.
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When David gets a last minute wedding invitation and Stevie refuses to go with him, he needs to find another date - he needs to show his so-called 'friends' (and Sebastien Raine) that he's thriving now. Enter: David's new favourite barista...
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aka the coffee shop / fake dating / road trip / snowed in / there was only one bed fic no one asked for- Language:
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Bookmarked by floosilver8
18 Dec 2021
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And we lay nocturnal, speculate what we feel by EggplantSalad for samwhambam
Fandoms: Schitt's Creek
05 Jul 2020
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"Oh god, don’t you dare, not against the door,” he laughed, bucking against Patrick’s eager, familiar touch. “Unless you want everyone on this floor to hear how I sound when I—“ he stuttered to a stop as Patrick froze, eyes wide.
“Oh my god, you think that’s hot,” David breathed.
Or: David talks Patrick through a fantasy after his high school reunion.
Bookmarked by floosilver8
19 Oct 2021
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Getting Over Getting Older All the Time by Distractivate for WellSchitt
Fandoms: Schitt's Creek
30 Mar 2020
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“Well I’m going to run some errands,” David says, brushing a stray bit of fuzz off his navy blue sweater. “But we’re still on for birthday dinner?”
“Yeah,” Patrick nods. He’s pretty sure David knows the annual birthday surprise party stopped being a surprise after year two or three. David doesn’t even inflict fictional catastrophes on the café as a decoy anymore. But Patrick plays along anyway. In some ways their whole partnership is built on playing along.
OR David and Patrick have been business partners for a decade until, on Patrick's 40th Birthday, everything changes.
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Bookmarked by floosilver8
22 Aug 2021
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David Rose. Gorgeous, interesting David Rose is flirting. With him. In the past, flirting had been enjoyable, a nice way to get to know someone new. This is different. It’s exciting. And fun. And makes his stomach swoop and his knees weak. For the first time in his life he finally understands the appeal.
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Patrick Brewer, newly single and fresh off a break up, has himself a vacation fling, that leaves him wanting more (HEA, of course!).- Language:
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Bookmarked by floosilver8
12 Aug 2021
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“Come on, David. What’s something you’ve never done that you want to try?”
David rolls his eyes dramatically. “Let’s see, I’ve bathed in red wine at Yunessun Onsen, gotten high with the cast of One Tree Hill at the Teen Choice Awards, and been hogtied and flogged until the whole world was sensation. What more is there?” His tone is light and playful, that sparkle in his eye that says what he’s saying is true, but definitely intended to scandalise. “What about you, though? What haven’t you done that you want to?”
Patrick should have a charming, flirty-but-not-over-the-line answer. That’s how they go, this back and forth between them. Except, everything has been wiped out of his head by David’s words. “That thing you said. I’ve never done that.”
Bookmarked by floosilver8
24 Jul 2021