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Terminals by Salt_OfTheEarth for comfymoth
Fandoms: Minecraft (Video Game), Video Blogging RPF, Dream SMP
26 Mar 2022
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Wilbur was not in a good mood.
First, he finds out his dad took in a new kid behind their backs. Next he's stuck in an airport with his brother, waiting for said dad to pick him up.
Now there's some teenager following him around because he 'lost his dad' and 'needs some help'.
Incredible.
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- Part 2 of Dad for Hire AU
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- English
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- 6,847
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- 1/1
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19 May 2022
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I got your name tattooed in an arrow heart by Salt_OfTheEarth
Fandoms: Minecraft (Video Game), Video Blogging RPF, Dream SMP
02 May 2022
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Entry for the DSMP Spin the Wheel Event!!!
Sam's really scared of needles. Hates them. Totally awful.
Why is this relevant?
Because when you get very drunk and having a coworker friend hedge a bet with you getting a tattoo, and then you losing that bet (considering you were, in fact, very drunk), means that sometimes, you forget you’re scared of needles.
At least until you actually have to make good on the bet.
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- English
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19 May 2022
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Routines by Salt_OfTheEarth for hoorayy
Fandoms: Minecraft (Video Game), Video Blogging RPF, Dream SMP
09 Feb 2022
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Ever since Phil's sons went off to college in America, he's had a Routine.
Eat his breakfast, do his crossword, feed his birds. Utterly peaceful, and definitely not lonely.
And then his routine is interrupted by a teenager who hands him a wad of bills to hire him to be his parent for Parent-Teacher Night.
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- Part 1 of Dad for Hire AU
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- English
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- 7,162
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19 May 2022
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Batman watched as Edward brought the glass he had poured for himself to his lips, indulging in the bready drink with a soft sigh. Mismatched eyes met Bats’ own, and for once, the dark knight felt as though he was the one being studied. “Well,” Edward started again after he set his drink down carefully, “You must have found the answer, Batman. Tell me, what am I?”
He sighed. "The answer is loneliness. You’re lonely, Edward.”
Or, a romantic lens on Edward's date he set up in "Strange Love Adventures."
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04 Apr 2022
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The crows continue to surround him. Maybe they know he isn't a real crow, sense the impostor. Tommy would have laughed if it wasn't for the hundred fucking crows watching him like a walking bag of food.
He is about to get ejected. He is about to fucking die.
OR
Tommy dies in the prison and respawns in the body of a crow.
Phil and Techno are clueless that this angry injured fledgling is actually Tommy.
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- Part 1 of Crowinnit
- Language:
- English
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- 57,460
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- 11/11
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- 78
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12 Dec 2021