Gifts for fire_ash_rebirth

List of Gifts

• Mystery Work

  Summary

  This is part of an ongoing challenge and will be revealed soon!

• taking care of business by spinninginfinity for fire_ash_rebirth

  Fandoms: Leverage  

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  31 Dec 2021

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  • Alec Hardison/Parker/Eliot Spencer
  • Alec Hardison
  • Parker (Leverage)
  • Eliot Spencer (Leverage)
  • Amy Palavi
  • Established Relationship
  • Post-Original Series
  • Mild Hurt/Comfort
  • but mostly brewpub shenanigans including:
  • makeshift fruit-based weapons
  • disregard for the laws of physics
  • hapless local government employees
  • and more!!

  Summary

  Keeping the brewpub's cover as a legitimate business involves a certain amount of admin, Hardison finds.

  ‘Okay,’ Hardison says patiently, rubbing a soothing hand over Eliot’s knee. ‘So, I know that guy was Ukrainian mafia, and you know that guy was Ukrainian mafia, but Samantha at the Multnomah County Department of Health doesn’t know he was Ukrainian mafia; she just thinks you really can’t handle customers complaining about the food.’

  ‘He wasn’t even talking about the food!’ Eliot's quick to point out.

  ‘Right,’ Hardison agrees, ‘he was talking about murdering you with a spatula, which luckily Samantha took to mean he was really, really unhappy with the food, but do you see how food safety inspectors being all up in our business is a bad idea?’

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