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A Cinderella-esque AU. Bilbo, a lonely hobbit of the Shire in the valley outside Erebor, gets a job as a cook in the dwarf kingdom to pass the time and keep himself occupied after his mother’s death. One day he meets a regal dwarf, who he thinks is a thief and trespasser, and throws an apple at his head, never knowing he’s just assaulted the dwarven Prince. Thus begins the antagonistic and somewhat odd courtship of a hobbit and the next King of Erebor.
CHAPTER 35: NIGHT - Is the new chapter posted on 5/16/14. Its a smut chapter!!
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- Part 1 of Seasons Rekindled
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Thorin had thought he’d have to defend Bilbo’s place at his side once Erebor was restored, but in time the dwarf King learns the opposite holds true as the citizens of Erebor fall deeply in love with the hobbit consort.
Bilbo is just amused at how jealous Thorin gets.
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While out fighting Orcs, Prince Thorin comes across a hobbit babe. With no way to know where the child had come from or how to get him back, Thorin decides to adopt him as his own. Things are happy for a while, until little Frodo’s aunt comes to Erebor looking for him and Thorin has to decided how he’s going to handle sharing the babe he’s come to consider his son with a beautiful stranger.
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The alphas go into rut after battle as a result of all that adrenaline. Bilbo sits back with the betas and laughs, or tries to.
Written in responds to all the A/B/O fics that have only omegas suffering! Seriously, so unfair.
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Sex-pollen and Kili’s arrows don’t mix! Fili is the instigator! Bilbo and Thorin are the targets!
For Valentines day I thought it would be appropriate to write a sex-pollen fic! =D
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50% of All Marriages End in Divorce by Teacat11
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
31 Oct 2024
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“Well it goes like this, if we get fake married it won't be suspicious to Mobei-jun or anyone else if we both wander off together to look for Moon-Dew Sun Mushrooms-“
“Sun-Moon Dew Mushrooms.”
“-and if one of us pretends to be pregnant-“
“WHEN DID PREGNANCY COME INTO PLAY?!”
“-then Luo Binghe won't hurt us, after all, he wouldn’t hurt a pregnant person or the pathetic husband of said pregnant person! Which means we could avoid having to die in the first place!” Shang Qinghua finished his explanation with jazz hands. Shen Qingqiu felt like spitting blood.
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Months after the Immortal Alliance Conference disaster, Shen Qingqiu learns a bit of crucial information: Shang Qinghua, the treacherous rat behind the disaster in the first place, is a transmigrator! The two immediately begin to work together to find ways to survive Luo Binghe's return and the subsequent demise of their sect and lives, and with few options and time running out, they come to a quick and easy solution to save their skins; get fake married.
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18 Oct 2024
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My husband's new wife is a man! by TGP
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
01 Nov 2024
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The newest addition to the eternally honored and revered Emperor Luo Binghe's, long may he reign, harem has arrived and they're nothing like anyone expected. For one, he's a man! And somehow impossible to ignore (except by the eternally honored and revered Emperor Luo Binghe, long may he reign), but that's beside the point.
The established members of the harem will just have to figure out what to do with this weird guy, or at least keep him from getting himself murdered while geeking out over wandering beasts. If Shen Yuan manages to fix problems for them in the meantime, well. That's just a net benefit, right?
(Or, the one where Shen Yuan becomes the harem's mascot right under Luo Binghe's nose.)
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19 Aug 2024
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Shen Yuan of No Relation by Gemi
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
16 Dec 2024
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There is a boy digging a hole.
There should be nothing special about him. He is one of many children digging holes, each and every one eager to get a spot on Cang Qiong Mountain. At a distance, there was black hair and shabby clothes.
Yue Qingyuan could not look away from him.
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In a world where they are the same age, Shen Yuan is going to try his very best to become the best friend of his favorite protagonist and prevent the blackening of Luo Binghe! Only, there is a problem.
Shen Yuan looks way too much like the scum villain himself, Shen Qingqiu.
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15 Aug 2024
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A Shire Scorned by Nyrah, saint2sinners for Lionesspuma
Fandoms: The Hobbit - All Media Types, The Hobbit (Jackson Movies), The Hobbit - J. R. R. Tolkien
14 Oct 2023
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Bilbo Baggins came home one sunny spring day exhausted, half starved and pregnant. His heart was broken, his name cursed by the dwarves he had saved and his house was on auction by the worst relative you could imagine. It was, understandably, a terrible day.
Once it comes out that Bilbo is *expecting,* however, even the most prim and proper hobbits are scandalised at the poor treatment he received by the conspicuously absent father (and, by extension, all his kind). The Shire rallies around their poor, ill-treated and half-starved kinsman, and the climate of dwarvish relations takes a decidedly chilly turn.- Language:
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11 Jun 2024
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Resistance by its_in_the_water for Boredcomiccollector86
Fandoms: Tron - All Media Types, Tron (Movies)
10 Sep 2024
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Sam is a new kind of User, he’s not going to sit back and watch the Grid fall apart. Fighting beside Rinzler and the Resistance, he’s going to take it back.
The continuation from Survival: Sam and Rinzler join the Resistance to fight Clu’s forces and escape the Grid, while navigating their ever-evolving relationship.
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22 Apr 2024