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A Shakespearean eulogy in six par- fuck. Wait. No it isn’t. Don’t judge me. You don’t know me. You don’t know me! You’re muff cabbage. I mean. Garbage. Yeah! The worst argument person ever.
Featuring KWoww, DJ Dieg-O, Big L, Allison, Lil Benjamen, The VENDETTA, Five-OH, Grace and a guy named Reg who owns a t-shirt shop.
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Tobias Snape and the Something Something Something by felldownthelist
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
01 Jun 2024
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In which Tobias Snape decides to come back to England permanently in 1989, and it really fucks everything up.
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1963
Lila panics, dodges the big boy, and opens a briefcase.
(2019. Shh. Lila doesn’t know.)
When the bright blue flash has done it’s thing, Lila lands on her ass on cold, wet concrete.
Ouch.
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Fedora release 10 (Cambridge)
Kernel 2.6.27.12-170 on an i686
login:Klaus stares. Then he swallows. Then he starts typing.
login as: root
root@modecker’s password:
Linux modecker 2.6.27.12-170-generic #1 SMP Fri Dec 24 04:45:36 UTC 2019 i686Fuck. Oh fuck. Oh fucking fuck. If he gets caught… fuck it. Never mind. Focus. Shit. Fuck.
Klaus feels…
… kinda high.
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Part of a series that is more or less a love letter to the internet.
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- Part 4 of Bare Metal Fan
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It’s a beautiful day. It’s been a whole year since they got out of 1963, a whole eight months since the Sparrow Academy fiasco, a whole ninety days since Klaus finally got to say “we did something right after all!”, a whole six weeks since his inheritance showed up – who knew that Five managed to fix the timeline so that a Dallas property and entire estate and affairs of a ‘60s socialite would be legally bound to a “Klaus Hargreeves” who only just started existing in this timeli – you know what, fuck it. He’s not Five, he doesn’t care. He’s got money, babe. Also: A whole six minutes since a call announcing his rental application was accepted.
He’s city living. He’s an independent boy. He’s going to – like, finally discover himself, probably.
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The war is all but over, and the wrong side won. Worse, the Wizarding World's hero and Ron Weasley's best friend died in the fight. When Draco Malfoy offers Ron a way to go back and fix things, he jumps at the chance. But can he anticipate how his changed moves will affect the board?
[Trope stew: this fic began as an exercise, an attempt to use problematic or challenging tropes. A meta-discussion of each trope to follow each chapter.]
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- Part 6 of Kirinin's HP Fic
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25 Sep 2023
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Harry and Draco are perfectly fine, separately minding their business in 2004, when the Unspeakables conscript them into service... in the First War against Voldemort.
Come for mutual pining and forced proximity in a 1980 hotel room, stay for young Sirius and philosophising about immortality and wormholes. And an eighties cowboy soap opera.
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08 Jun 2023
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love, yr cousin by basketofnovas (slashmarks) for mimsical
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
12 Nov 2020
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Freed of Azkaban, Bellatrix starts a journal to keep track of her tattered memories and the old papers she's going through.
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06 May 2023
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We Shall All Perish If The Dark Lord Comes: Bellatrix Lestrange in Canon by basketofnovas (slashmarks)
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
30 Apr 2020
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This is a detailed analysis of every place where Bellatrix Lestrange appears in the canon book series.
Bookmarked by felldownthelist
05 May 2023
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"As I never know when someone might try to push my buttons, I find it useful to know where they are."
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21 Mar 2023