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  1. Summary

    Adapted from a D&D campaign- much lore ahead.

    A moon elf warlock, an orc artificer, a human cleric, a dhampir monk, and a reborn dwarf wizard team up to take the Wall of the Faithless by the small hairs.

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    Series based on a D&D game of Dragon Heist (fall version) that I played in. All titles are from "The Long Way Down" by Burn the Ballroom. Not in chronological order.

    *To be edited.*

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    A compilation of works spawned from my Astarion Ancunín Baldursgate brainrot. Pun absolute-ly intended.

    Title is, of course, from Bullet with Butterfly Wings by Smashing Pumpkins.

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    The title is based off of one of my favourite Victor Hugo quotes, originally from his book The Man Who Laughs. This series recounts the adventures of one unconventional party on their quest to defeat the vampire Strahd von Zarovich, and the bonds they form along the way. The main fic, A Fantasy to Find (title from Eudaemonia from Them Are Us Too), covers snippets of the relationship between Pandora, a thief bound by an oath to her angelic ancestor, Hans, a shapeshifter searching for a way to gain a soul, and Godfrey, a priest struggling to rein in his unholy hunger. All other works will feature these three, with or without the others, but may not be considered part of the main continuity.

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  1. Public Bookmark 43

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    Exactly what the title says: vocabulary, grammar, and ideas for writing dialogue in the language spoken by the githyanki and githzerai. The gith have been around since the publication of the 1981 Fiend Folio, featuring in monster manuals, magazines, video games, and more. They've got a lot to say and hopefully this document will help us understand it.

    4/24/2024: Major updates incoming soon, this is very much a WIP!

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    29 Sep 2024

  2. Public Bookmark 9

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    Percy and Vex make a special stop in Vasselheim.

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    30 Aug 2024

  3. Public Bookmark 32

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    (Post Servant of the Shard/“Wickless in the Nether”) When Ilnezhara finds an ancient artifact has been stolen from her shop, Jarlaxle and Artemis Entreri are happy to get it back for her (or at least Jarlaxle is happy—Artemis is just along for the ride).

    Entreri, meanwhile, is having trouble with another artifact—the thrice-cursed Idalia’s Flute—digging up buried memories and a buried attraction to his insufferable peacock of a partner, an attraction he has every intention of ignoring.

    Neither “quest” turns out to be so easy.

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    02 Jun 2024

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    You are ULDER RAVENGARD.

    Your son is completely besotted with his fiancé, but you can’t figure out the appeal. He’s spoiled, and petty, and seems chiefly concerned with draining the Ravengard coffers. You are, frankly, at your wits’ fucking end.

    Surely the only solution is to declare an INSANE SECRET WAR on him before he can ruin the MIDWINTER'S EVE BALL. This cannot possibly backfire.

    [A choose-your-own-adventure Astarion son-in-law simulator. Happy Holidays! Or possibly the opposite of that.]

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    17 Mar 2024

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    Her unsteady glance about herself doesn’t catch on a blue damask evening gown, but everything is only a blur of unfocused shapes and bright colors. She draws in a stuttering gasp, and then another, as gradually her surroundings begin to resolve themselves into a bewilderingly comfortable living room and the oddest assortment of people she has ever seen. ... They all look worn and bone-weary, but alive with expectant joy. They are all staring at her intently. They are strangers.

     

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    33 years ago Matilda made a dying pact in the arms of her murderer. Now that pact lies sundered by a lightning strike, and her soul with it. Waking again in the arms of loving strangers who seem to regard her as family, she tries to put together the pieces of the life she can't remember and what she means to the people around her.

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    22 Jan 2024

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