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Bender confesses his secret fetish for dominating humans. And Fry finds that he really is that desperate.
Fry and Bender try out a friends with benefits relationship. The sex is great, but it has the unfortunate side effect of uncovering latent feelings.
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- Part 1 of If Anyone Asks, You're My Debugger
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“So what if I'm drunk? Leela’s probably drunk right now too. She’s- she’s probably making out with some asshole guy.” Fry threw a leg over Bender's waist and shifted so he was straddling his friend. “So why shouldn't I do the same thing?” The human leaned in slowly, letting his mouth hover closely to Bender's
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Bender tries out something new. Fry is way too noisy.
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Smutober 2019 collection by PolarKraken
Fandoms: The Venture Bros, Futurama, Rick and Morty, Regular Show
03 Nov 2019
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A place to put any works for my own Smutober challenge in. (link here).
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Saul thought you were a prostitute and decided to pursue you.
You just thought you met a nice guy.
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It's the middle of the night. Walt is driving a piece-of-shit van which will never make it back to Albuquerque. Jesse is up front, arguing with him. You (an acquaintance of Jesse's) are sitting on the floor, in the back, with the lawyer. Attraction, and a mutual need for comfort and body heat, builds as you are forced to crash in an empty house overnight.
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Jimmy and the reader want to mingle and get down dirty, but Jimmy finds out reader is a virgin and tries to make this event extra special. It kind of works,
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Phil's been burying himself with more and more projects lately.
Techno decides to finally intervene.
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“You know,” Chrome mutters, “thinking about it now, this is way too much. I’ve only just discovered what good masturbation is like, and now we’re moving straight onto a form more technologically-advanced than any other.”
Senku cocks his head. “Are you suggesting that we stop?”
“Is that even a question?” Chrome replies instantly. “Hell no.”
Senku has created modern-day sex toys with the power of science, but he needs to test them before passing them around. Thankfully, he's got a loyal, curious, and willing apprentice right beside him.
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"About fucking time! You better not have stank up my bathroom, Jew!"
Kyle doesn't say anything, but he doesn't have to. Suddenly, he hears the clicking of their controllers stop, the gunfire on the screen ceasing before starting up again as other players kill their frozen characters. He's been staring at the carpet for too long, afraid to look up and face his best friends. When he finally has the courage, he's met with three large alphas gawking at him in utter disbelief. Their heads are all turned in his direction, eyebrows furrowed in confusion, jaws slack, and mouths agape.
Stan breaks his shock to sniff the air, probably trying to confirm the unbelievable truth he already knows, "Kyle, you smell like..."
"Like an omega." Cartman finishes.
*DISCONTINUED UNTIL FURTHER NOTICE*
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Terry shows his love and appreciation for Korvo's new voice
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Korvo and Terry have normal and friendly office interactions that strengthen their professional relationship
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Korvo and Terry have to pick up the replicants from an after school activity. Terry suggests they play a waiting game.
TBH it’s just a lot of porn LOL
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The Citadel doesn't just manufacture Mortys for their brainwaves. They also clone Mortys solely for spare parts for other "real" Mortys who have Ricks and families.
Fisher, a Citadel working Rick, is a multidimensional adventurer and deliveryman. One day he is commissioned to transport a "spare parts" Morty to his death. Morty's innocent aura deeply effects Fisher as they travel together through the stars. They're a pair of lost causes hurtling towards their fate--but what will it be?
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Rick is addicted, but not to drugs or alcohol. Nope, Rick is 100% a porn junkie. And not just any porn. Incest porn. He visits the adult theater, 'Cest It Up Cinema, on the Citadel so often, the other movie-goers have dubbed him "Regular Rick". When Rick finds a Morty sneaking in to watch incest porn too, he immediately forms a bond with him, and they both become a regular sight in the theater.
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a balance excepted / it is how to love by dalniente for ThatFilthyAnimal
Fandoms: Megamind (2010)
06 May 2022
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Alien biology is a pain, the lack of sex education even moreso, but Metro Man has mostly made peace with himself and his needs and (to a lesser extent) his desires by the time he's well into his career as a hero. Unfortunately, he ALSO made peace with the idea that he would never date anyone. And Megamind is so very good at throwing wrenches into Wayne's plans. But there really is nothing like a supervillain to help navigate in darkness, so maybe Wayne will finally be able to shine some light into his own dark corners and learn they aren't as frightening as he feared.
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...Megamind's hand and Minion have a date together in the fishbowl. Seriously. You KNOW what I'm implying, and if I have to explain that any further for you, you may want to just... back away slowly, and pretend you still live in a world where someone didn't write something like this.
(Originally posted to LiveJournal in early 2011.)
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Morty didn’t have to be a genius to know that Rick hated it: keeping mom and Summer in the loop. And honestly she wasn’t entirely sure why he put up with it. Before (before before), if they disappeared for days on end he couldn’t care less what people thought of it. He’d leave mom and… and everyone else to worry about them or not – though usually it was not.
But ever since – since things had changed he’d text someone around dinnertime with an update – he even had an alarm programmed onto his watch to remind him since it was rare that evening on earth coincided with the time table of whatever planet or dimension their adventures had taken them.
And it was strange… strange to see Rick being so… conscientious.
But in all that time, on all those adventures, Morty never realized how much Rick was playing along, how much it was for her benefit, or how much taking away that small favor could upend her entire life - not until the school field trip.
(Or the one where Morty makes the slightly uncomfortable adjustment to living under Rick's thumb.)
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- Part 2 of U-694verse
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Just then, with his tongue halfway down Morty's throat, what should have been obvious from the get-go hit Rick like a punch to the gut.
He pulled away, eyes wide, shoving down any amusement or mockery that may seep into his words, "Dude. Is this your first time making out with someone?"