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Lang QianQiu takes his 'family' to a small festival.
Day 1: Family
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- Part 1 of QiuRong week 2021
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03 Dec 2023
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A strange kind of hate by Evonnitzo
Fandoms: 天官赐福 - 墨香铜臭 | Tiān Guān Cì Fú - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
10 Sep 2021
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Lang QianQiu creates a totally fallible plan to end his desire.
Day 4: NSFW
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- Part 4 of QiuRong week 2021
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03 Dec 2023
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Something more than hate by Evonnitzo
Fandoms: 天官赐福 - 墨香铜臭 | Tiān Guān Cì Fú - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
15 Sep 2021
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The martial gods think that General Tai Hua has gone mad, they have received an invitation to his wedding.
Day 5: Marriage
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- Part 5 of QiuRong week 2021
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03 Dec 2023
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Qi Rong's return by StarBiology
Fandoms: 天官赐福 - 墨香铜臭 | Tiān Guān Cì Fú - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 天官赐福 | Heaven Official's Blessing (Cartoon)
12 Dec 2021
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Lang Qianqiu and Qi Rong are going to end up in a custody battle over Guzi post-canon and I just think that's funny.
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03 Dec 2023
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the saga of qi rong the cockblock by falsegrailwar
Fandoms: 天官赐福 - 墨香铜臭 | Tiān Guān Cì Fú - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
07 Jan 2020
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Qi Rong's bedroom door opens a crack so he can confirm--yep, they're literally seconds away from making out right there on the fucking couch--and then it slams open all the way, drawing their attention towards the actual fucking gremlin standing in the doorway, proudly wearing a T-shirt with "DUMP HIM" emblazoned across the chest.
(Qi Rong Week 2020 day 2 - prompt: modern)
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- Part 2 of Qi Rong Week 2020
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03 Dec 2023
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Shatter All Illusions by Tyelperintal
Fandoms: 天官赐福 - 墨香铜臭 | Tiān Guān Cì Fú - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
21 Dec 2021
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Through no particular effort of Lang Qianqiu’s, Qi Rong manifests himself one afternoon while Lang Qianqiu is idly reading a book.
It’s on the recommendation of the Crown Prince of Xianle that Lang Qianqiu has been keeping the Green Ghost in a painted vase—his fragments, at least, those damaged threads of a soul. The vase itself had been chosen less for its robust qualities and more for its amusing depiction of a tired immortal being harassed by an ugly demon, which Lang Qianqiu had found suitable; when the vase suddenly teeters on the edge of the table on which it had been set and crashes against the floor, the god feels a pang on its behalf, before a greater dismay manifests.
“Fucking—fucking horse piss-drinking roaches,” the ghost says as it gathers a form again, and a mouth to spit the profanities with.
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03 Dec 2023
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bring ur ghost partner to work day by bashfulbonsai
Fandoms: 天官赐福 - 墨香铜臭 | Tiān Guān Cì Fú - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
05 Apr 2023
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“Yeah, there is nothing out of the ordinary with that. What’s wrong with being married with a kid while still being mortal enemies?” Lang Qianqiu replied, sounding confused.
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Married Qiurong crashes a meeting of heavenly officials and confuses everyone.
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- Part 1 of tgcf brainrots
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03 Dec 2023
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ok but dead dove breaking qi rong fic
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Guzi's birthday and other horror stories by StarBiology
Fandoms: 天官赐福 | Heaven Official's Blessing (Cartoon), 天官赐福 - 墨香铜臭 | Tiān Guān Cì Fú - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
02 Nov 2021
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Xie Lian goes to Guzi's 10th birthday party and has to deal with interacting with his cousin.
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matrimony and what it can be by I_chew_icecreams
Fandoms: 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game)
23 Nov 2023
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The universe strikes again with its tempestuous urge to kick Kaveh in the balls.
Or: the four times they say that they're married and the one time they realise it.
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02 Dec 2023
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there's strangers everywhere by dangodangomilk
Fandoms: 崩坏：星穹铁道 | Honkai: Star Rail (Video Game)
02 Jul 2023
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He supposed it was his fault he didn’t understand the very Aeon his homeworld worshipped well enough. The Reignbow Arbiter was never particularly known for being merciful, or granting wishes.
Or perhaps, if Yanqing perceived things from a different angle, Lan did grant his wish in a sense. They were only about a decade too late, when Yanqing had began to become convinced his mother wasn't ever coming back or they had already left this world.
And his mother in actuality, for one, was nothing at all what his child self would expect.
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Yanqing's relationship with his mother, who has been absent all his life yet has finally returned, is awkward at best.
(Or, a young man finally gets a glimpse of what his child self has spent many nights dreaming and praying to his Aeon for.)
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- Part 3 of the art of bleeding colours
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02 Dec 2023
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And So, The Eagle Rests In Eternal Paradise by bowlof_udon, shiruyo
Fandoms: 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game)
08 Jan 2024
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‘I think… I like him? Or is it love..? But!’ Kaveh hiccuped, lounging around his seat. ‘I think he will never ‘love’ me back because of his stupid rationality…’
Kaveh then bursted out sobbing, hiding his face from plain view. ‘Since when was love meant to be rational?!’The myths and legend of Sumeru tell of a tale between the Scarlet King's ambitions and the Goddess of Flowers' folly in the desert. But what if there was more to their tragic end?
Alhaitham struggles between rationality and love, seeking out answers by dealing with Kaveh's dependency to alcohol and his other silly antics. So what could potentially go wrong when past, present and future lives converge at one point in time? What would both men do then, when they go on a journey to paradise and find there is more to their love than it seems on the surface?
(There will be warnings on chapters that involve sexual content in any form in the beginning notes if you wish not to read it - there will be a summary at the end of the said chapters)
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- Part 2 of Mazzaroth
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02 Dec 2023
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We'll be more than a memory by the_empty_pen
Fandoms: 天官赐福 - 墨香铜臭 | Tiān Guān Cì Fú - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
19 Aug 2024
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Since something went wrong with their room distribution, Shi Qingxuan and He Xuan - some guy she's never seen before - enrolling at university, are forced to live in one small appartment. The fact that Shi Qingxuan starts developing feelings for him surely doesn't help sleeping in one bed with him (and his three ikea sharks).
At least she's in it together with her brother, who might hate He Xuan, but surely as hell still appreciates sitting in one room with him when he's thumbing through Shi Qingxuan's favourite author's 'Guide to flirt with every girl evah'. Except the girl in question is his childhood best friend, Pei Ming.
(Which she feels just speaks of his bad taste, really.)
And hey, maybe being in love with your roommate who's also your best friend isn't so bad when university is fucking you over too much to think about that anyways!Series
- Part 1 of We'll be more than a memory - verse
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27 Nov 2023
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probably one of the top 10 best modern au longfics i've ever read across any of my fandoms (a quiet salute to CAS)
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As Wriothesley approached the entrance, he finally got a good look of the new inmate. In his view, sopping wet from head to toe, was the Iudux of Fontaine clutching a starfish, all the while with a rare dejected, puppyish look on his face as he spoke with a Garde.
“…and I assure you, my intentions are well-meaning. I only need one hundred and sixty-eight Lumitoiles to obtain my full powers.”
This was going to be fun, Wriothesley grinned inwardly.
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Wriothesley hands down punishment to a new criminal.
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26 Nov 2023
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fourth wall jokes about the wishing system/ascendtion/general game mechanics r literally my favorite.
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"What do you mean, hospitalized?" Neuvillette asks in a short breath, his ribcage cold and hollow with worry, "Is Milord injured?"
The judge can't think of anything that could hurt that man. He hurts things with his fists and his cryo and his mouth – "I don’t want you to come here anymore," it echoes inside his head, dragging thorns along the tangents of his heart.
Wriothesley is hospitalized, and a worried Neuvillette struggles with their current circumstances.
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26 Nov 2023
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The name of love by HikariNoHimeWriter for The Feels Whale (miscellea)
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
27 Dec 2021
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“Does Shizun feel better now?” Luo BingHe asks, his voice still cracking around the edges, on the thin line between absolute rage and utter grief.
He’s blaming himself. Of course he is. He promised himself he’d never let harm come on Shen QingQiu’s way again, after all. Granted, he failed a couple of times, and Shen QingQiu may or may not have lost count of how many wife plots already hit him (a lie, it was thirteen now) but still. What did Shen QingQiu have to do to make his silly, stupid husband understand that it’s not his fault?
He lets out a heavy sigh. He raises a hand to pat the top of Luo BingHe’s head. Luo BingHe, his sweet if foolish husband, lets his gaze fall to Shen QingQiu’s other hand, now gently caressing his own. His eyes glisten, but no tears fall. Shen QingQiu understood this a long time ago: Luo BingHe never cries when it truly matters.
This Master is alright, Shen QingQiu says as gently as he can, you don’t have to worry anymore.
Except there is a big, very real reason to worry, namely: Shen QingQiu’s voice.aka Shen QingQiu is hit by a curse. Confessions ensue, memories resurface and that one name finally comes to light.
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"Will you have to dance, too?"
Neuvillette's eyebrows dip together, a grimace threatening to form. He holds it back with all his might. "With every aristocrat in the vicinity, I suppose," he grumbles, "This is truly a nightmare. I cannot begin to tell you how uncomfortable that makes me."
"Would you be uncomfortable dancing with me?"
Neuvillette takes up on Duke Wriothesley's offer to be his escort during a ball.
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25 Nov 2023
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“It’s just... Just...! We just don't want you to bully Monsieur Neuvillette anymore!”
Him?
Bullying someone?
And that someone being the chief justice Neuvillette of all people?
A misunderstanding leads the Melusines to ask Duke Wriothesley for something important.
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25 Nov 2023
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i'm not what you planned, but i'm a safe place to land by QueenofHomesickShadows
Fandoms: 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game)
08 Oct 2023
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“So let me, then.” Wriothesley leaned forward, resting his chin on Neuvillette’s shoulder. “Let me take care of you.”
“I am the Chief Justice of the Courts of Fontaine,” Neuvillette protested. “I do not require anyone’s care. I am the Iudex, I am–”
“–full of shit,” Wriothesley cut him off as casually as if commenting on the weather. Neuvillette spluttered, the blush on his cheeks darkening even further.
“Excuse me?!”
“You’re excused,” the Duke answered smoothly.
Or, an alternate ending to the 4.1 Archon Quest. Neuvillette is battered and exhausted from forcing back the Primordial Sea, and just wants to get back to his office so he can regain his strength without anyone worrying.
Spoiler alert: Wriothesley worries.
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25 Nov 2023
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Zhongli’s eyes sweep over the text laid out on the page. “It appears that you’re being summoned to court.”
“Huh?” Kaveh reaches for the scroll, frown deepening. “But we’ve been perfectly law-abiding during our time here! What exactly have I been convicted of?”
Alhaitham’s gaze briefly falls to the dip in Kaveh’s neckline, where a sliver of his roommate’s chest lies exposed.
“Public indecency,” he suggests.
Neuvillette has long relied on observing other people in order to understand himself. The arrival of certain visitors from other nations presents him with rather fascinating points of reference.
And Wriothesley... Well, he says he’s just here for the tea.
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- Part 5 of welcome to the circus
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24 Nov 2023
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Alhaitham and Cyno wake up to find they have somehow swapped bodies.
With no clear memories of the past few days, the two must investigate to find out how this happened and how to reverse it.
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24 Nov 2023