emthirteen
Fandoms
Recent works
-
Tags
Summary
Sansa has escaped an abusive relationship and moved to a new City. There's something up with her new building though...
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 2,050
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Kudos:
- 7
- Hits:
- 75
-
Tags
Summary
The great Australian road trip from a child's perspective
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 2,000
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Hits:
- 8
-
Of Wargs and Magic Cloaks or: when Ron Weasley prevented Ned Stark's assassination by emthirteen
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling, A Song of Ice and Fire & Related Fandoms
12 Jul 2020
Tags
Summary
Girls only like guys with mad skills, unfortunately for Ron Weasley, his only 'skill' is something he cannot reveal to Arya Stark…
Recent bookmarks
-
Sansa Stark’s Incomplete Guide on How to Ruin Family Events by OrangeTabby
Fandoms: A Song of Ice and Fire - George R. R. Martin, A Song of Ice and Fire & Related Fandoms, Game of Thrones (TV)
03 Mar 2021
Tags
Summary
Sansa Stark has worked hard to be where she is in life, and she is sick and tired of the endless judgement from her family.
Will the answer to her problems be found with the man who placed a compelling ad in the local paper? Will he help her ruin the upcoming family celebration?From The Northern Morning Herald classified section:
Big scary f**ker
Available for intimidation, interrogation, cat sitting, family events and hostage negotiation.
Ph. 555 7986 376- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 13,909
- Chapters:
- 4/4
- Collections:
- 1
- Comments:
- 330
- Kudos:
- 1,392
- Bookmarks:
- 258
- Hits:
- 17,368
Bookmarked by emthirteen
26 Jun 2021
Bookmarker's Notes
This whole thing made me giggle - literally every chapter. The funniest is Cersei as a Q-anon type conspiracy idiot 😂
-
Spilled Ink by ElegyGoldsmith
Fandoms: Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars Sequel Trilogy, Myst Series, Old Kingdom - Garth Nix
23 Nov 2021
Tags
Summary
“I’m sure it was an accident, but accidents are costly. My resources, my time — those aren’t things to be squandered.”
“I’ll be more careful in the future, sir,” Rey mumbles, abashed.
The Professor studies her carefully, until she’s writhing in her own skin. This is more agonizing than one of Unkar’s backhands, standing here as he weighs her. “I’m sure you will. And to make sure that lesson sticks...”
He leans back in his chair, spreading his bent knees, and nods to his lap.
“Lie here.”
Rey is purchased by Linking Book-maker Kylo Ren to assist in his search for a long-lost world — and in addition to being drawn into his service, she finds herself being drawn into his bed.
OR, shameless villainfuckery ensues.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 67,587
- Chapters:
- 12/12
- Collections:
- 3
- Comments:
- 295
- Kudos:
- 871
- Bookmarks:
- 275
- Hits:
- 53,340
Bookmarked by emthirteen
10 Oct 2021
Bookmarker's Notes
Who can resist the 'sexy calligraphy' tag?? Not me...
-
Zugzwang by MalevolentReverie
Fandoms: Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars Sequel Trilogy
05 Mar 2020
Tags
Summary
Rey is a thirty-year-old trash heap who drunkenly orders a husband online. He shows up and refuses to leave.
DISCONTINUED
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 19,725
- Chapters:
- 10/10
- Comments:
- 469
- Kudos:
- 1,162
- Bookmarks:
- 177
- Hits:
- 21,424
Bookmarked by emthirteen
30 Jan 2022
Bookmarker's Notes
🤍🖤🤍🖤
Even though it's discontinued, it was still incredibly fun to read -
Tags
Summary
After a French notary contacts Rey to inform her she's inherited a house in the Drôme (France), she decides from one day to the next to quit her job and move there.
The house is pretty secluded, there's no service, no internet, no way to reach other people aside from the landline in the living-room.
Ideal conditions, by her standards, as those theoretically should allow her to be perfectly alone.
Theoretically.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 83,664
- Chapters:
- 29/29
- Collections:
- 1
- Comments:
- 2,221
- Kudos:
- 3,740
- Bookmarks:
- 1,085
- Hits:
- 89,623
Bookmarked by emthirteen
08 Feb 2022
Bookmarker's Notes
Mesmerising.
Unrelated: now wish to move to France. Learning French in preparation -
The Proposition by rummy_cat for EvieChris
Fandoms: Game of Thrones (TV), A Song of Ice and Fire - George R. R. Martin, A Song of Ice and Fire & Related Fandoms
30 May 2024
Tags
Summary
A series of unfortunate circumstances leads to Sansa, a senior in college, taking a job at Stag Enterprises, the company run by her "uncle" Robert. Only she won't be working with Robert, she'll be working with Stannis as his Executive Assistant.
Awkwardness, angst, hilarity, hurt, hope, good days, bad days, simmering sexual tension, and eventual simmering smut.
If I achieve my goal, you will do the following throughout this fic: Laugh. Cry. Cringe. Oh, and yell at your phone/tablet/PC screen hoping that Stannis can hear you.