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if i take my mask off, i blend in by crybaby (emojis)
Fandoms: Stray Kids (Band), Spider-Man - All Media Types
02 Aug 2024
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Bodega Lady laughs but HJ’s eyes narrow in Peter’s direction.
“What?” Peter asks him, “is there something on my face?”
“Why are you British?” HJ asks, tone deadly serious.
Fuck. He’d let his carefully cultivated Spider-Man accent slip in his comfort.
“Ha, I don’t know what you mean?” he says, doubling his efforts to sound like Just Your Average New York Dude.
Bodega Lady frowns, “Well, now you just sound like you’re making fun,” she tells him.
OR Peter has been Brooklyn's one and only Spider-Man for four months now. He's had a rather embarrassing crush on HJ for much, much longer.
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- Part 1 of the spectacular spiderhan
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“Is that it, baby?” Jisung asks heavily, “you wanna fuck it out? That’s why you’re being like this, huh?”
Hyunjin narrows his eyes with a fresh scowl and digs his nails into Jisung’s shoulder blades. Jisung hisses through a smile.
“Shut the fuck up,” Hyunjin breathes, eyes drifting down to Jisung’s heart-shaped lips.
Jisung leans forward, kissing Hyunjin’s jaw lightly before he makes it to his ear.
“Make me,” he whispers.
OR jisung is fully aware that hyunjin is pissed off with him. the funny part is that he’s got no idea what he’s done.
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“Minho, I’m not going to convince him to kill himself,” Hyunjin snaps, “stop fucking bringing it up.”
Minho whistles, “Jesus, you’re testy today.”
Chan sighs, “You’ve been bothering him with that batshit crazy suggestion for weeks now,” the eldest spirit points out, “do you really blame him?”
“Why is it batshit crazy?” Minho asks, “Jinnie’s, like, obsessed with him and wants to smooch him. The only way that can happen is if he’s dead, too.”
“Once again,” Chan says in a measured tone, “I am reminding you that being dead is not a good thing.”
“Says you,” Minho sniffs.
OR the one where jisung, changbin and felix's new house is haunted by hyunjin, minho, and chan.
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can't even pretend like i don't want it again by crybaby (emojis)
Fandoms: Stray Kids (Band)
08 Sep 2023
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“I’m mad as fuck, take me seriously!” Minho shouts, “Imagine receiving the most devastatingly earth-shattering dicking of your life and then not getting it again.”
Jisung groans and drops his head on the island.
“I can’t deal with hearing about Chris Bang’s dick from you and Hyunjin,” he grumbles into the countertop, “Like damn, do I need to fuck him too?”
Minho blinks rapidly. “I can’t fucking stand gay people. It’s like the sisterhood of the traveling cock in this friend group.”
OR that one time Minho became dangerously horny for Chris
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you're such a violent high and i'm such a loose cannon by crybaby (emojis)
Fandoms: Beef (US TV 2023)
18 Aug 2023
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"Hey, have you ever heard of divine twins?"
Danny frowns and squints at her, mouth hanging open just enough so that she can see the partially chewed bread and chicken sitting behind his teeth. "The fuck is that, a Supernatural villian?"
Amy snorts despite her inherent disgust. “Yeah, that was pretty much my reaction when George brought it up.”
“Ahh,” Danny sighs. “That does sound like something he’d know about. Lay it on me then.”
OR George never showed up to the valley and Danny and Amy have a (semi)serious conversation over Burger King Original Sandwiches.
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that one time near peachtree (skz atlverse) by crybaby (emojis)
Fandom: Stray Kids (Band)
08 Sep 2023
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late night adventures of the atl sk8 crew group chat. expect lots of blunts smoked, lots of minor injuries acquired, lots of cussing, and lots of love communicated through arguments because feelings are hard.
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the spectacular spiderhan by crybaby (emojis)
Fandom: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Stray Kids (Band)
02 Aug 2024
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When they finally broke apart, Hyunjin lingered close, his lips still brushing against Jisung’s as he murmured, "You talk too much."
Jisung huffed a quiet laugh, his breath warm against Hyunjin’s mouth. "And you’re good at shutting me up," he replied, his voice thick with affection.
"Someone has to," Hyunjin teased, his lips curving into a smile. He didn’t wait for a retort, leaning in again to claim Jisung’s mouth.
Hyunjin helps Jisung clean up his new tattoo— it delves into something more.
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missed connection - hot married couple on my flight (EDIT: nevermind!) by jislvt for amidsthechaos
Fandoms: Stray Kids (Band)
08 Oct 2024
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Oh. There’s someone in his seat. A very, very handsome someone, but a someone nonetheless.
The handsome someone is leaned onto the armrest between him and the guy in the aisle seat who is… somehow just as beautiful.
Wow.
Between almost missing his flight, meeting the hottest married couple on Earth, busting one of their noses, and getting both their numbers, Jisung finds it hard to tell if his luck is good or bad.
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“Shit, god, we’re—we’re moving onto the bed,” Jisung pants, voice faint.
Minho raises his brows, blinking in confusion, but compiles, crawling onto the bed to join Jisung making himself comfortable against the bed frame. “Everything alright?”
“Yeah, yeah, ‘s just,” Jisung inhales, slowly, grounding himself, “I’m so, so gay, bro.”
【𝐨𝐫】Han Jisung—a music genius, epitome of all that’s sexy, and... very straight. Lee Minho—Jisung’s bandmate and a dancer, without a single straight bone in his men-loving body. Inconveniently, Han Jisung falls under the ‘men’ category—Minho is utterly, thoroughly, fucked.
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“Yeah, come in!” Jisung called automatically, then remembered that actually maybe he didn’t want his bandmates to see his cock any more, now that it was all caged up. Didn’t know if Chan had convinced anyone else to do this or if it was just him. He started to scramble for his pants but Hyunjin had already come in.
“Huh,” Hyunjin said. “What’s that?”
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Jisung learns about prostate orgasms. He's a hands-on learner.
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“I still can’t believe you’re doing this just to impress a guy,” Hyunjin says.
Jisung rolls his eyes. As if Hyunjin hasn’t done way worse for much the same reasons. Jisung can recall several instances of Hyunjin doing unspeakable things for the sake of getting laid, but he has pinky promised to never bring it up again, so he can’t even use it as a weapon against him in these trying times. “Do you think Channie-hyung is going to like them?” Jisung asks, playing idly with the frayed edges at the rips in Hyunjin’s jeans. “Do you think he’ll think I’m cool?”
“Oh, honey,” Hyunjin says with a tone of great sympathy. “You’re going to need a lot more than just a couple of ear piercings to make anyone believe that you’re cool.”