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    The remaking of the Captain America PSAs by Colonel James Rhodes, spearheaded by Peter Parker and Tony Stark. This is a great idea.

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    James Rhodes has been a lot of things, to a lot of different people.
    Jim. Rhodey. Honey Bear. Platypus.
    He’s not quite sure what he’ll be to Peter Parker.

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    The multiverse is a wild, unpredictable place. Anything is possible. Sometimes people live. Sometimes people die. Sometimes people live, die, and then live again- in that order.

     

    …Wait, what?

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    Somewhere in the multiverse, there’s a Draco Malfoy, wandering around London solving dangerous and complex crimes not fit for the ordinary man. Trailing behind him, tripping over his own shoelaces and cursing under his breath, is a Harry Potter, his accidentally acquired accomplice.

    This is that story.

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    Minerva McGonagall was, without a doubt, one of the greatest witches of her generation.

    She was also the (slightly confused, more than a little exasperated, and mildly entertained) unofficial parent of the Marauders.

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    "Hello, Mr. Fox-Mountchristen's office. How may I help you?"

    "Hello, can I speak to Mr. Fox-Mount-krishen, please?"

    Alex blinked. After two weeks of hearing nothing but the voices of snooty men and frazzled secretaries calling in, the person on the other line now sounded decidedly neither snooty nor male nor in any way adult.

    It was a little girl.

    "Mr. Fox-Mountchristen's unfortunately in a meeting right now,” Alex began slowly, “but I could take a message?"

    "Oh." The girl paused. "You're not Mr. Hunter."

     

    Alex starts a new job as Henry's new assistant. Henry's daughter keeps calling the office and leaving him messages.

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    25 Aug 2024

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    It starts in the desert.

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    24 Jun 2024

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    "I'm sure I don't need to tell you that care should be taken, given the Mountchristens' local influence?" Liam nods.

    "Sir."

    Luna then turns to Alex. "Do not piss anyone in that family off."

    Alex throws his hands in the air. "So many aspersions have been cast on my good character this morning that I could start a fucking farm. An aspersions farm."

    Luna narrows his eyes. "Correction," he says, "have another coffee and then do not piss anyone in that family off. Don't make me regret fast-tracking you through the ICI Development Programme."

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    After getting shot in the line of duty back in Texas, June forces Alex into a change of scenery. Because how much can really be going on in the quaint little English county of Midsomer?

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    16 Jun 2024

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    What Henry knows is this: he’s been invited to a Google Doc by June, a friend from class, and someone with whom he’s meant to be ‘collaborating’ on a creative writing project. Nobody else is meant to be in the document but the two of them. The project is entitled ‘Finishing Unfinished Works’, and it is, in Henry’s opinion, just about the wankiest piece of work he’s ever been assigned. Still, it’s something he is honour-bound to complete, and so his opinion on its wankiness is largely irrelevant.

    This document is entitled ‘three grubs in a trench coat’, and he doesn’t think it’s related to Professor Martin’s assignment in any way, shape, or form.

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    10 Apr 2024

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    sidewalk churro supremacy

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    Alex looks at him, like Henry’s a speck of dirt on his pristine chinos. “Why would June send you to check up on me?”

    “Because I’m her best friend and you’re her brother?”

    “I always said she has bad taste.”

    “Well,” Henry smiles. It feels as placid on his face as it probably looks. “I would say the same thing, but family doesn’t account for one’s taste, unfortunately.”

    in which henry fox is june’s childhood best friend and alex claremont-diaz is june’s younger brother. as the years pass, they tolerate each other at best and are downright destructive at worst. until they begin falling into each other's beds.

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    08 Apr 2024

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