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    10 Oct 2024

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    “Are you alright? What’s all this about then?”

    “Ah. Well. I might have slipped.”

    “Slipped?”

    “Took a bit of a tumble, I’m afraid,” Aziraphale said. “But, well. What’s done is done.”

    “What’s done - ?”

    “Now that I’m no longer beholden to a rather arbitrary moral code, I have to ask: Do you pay taxes? Actually, more importantly, do you think I can stop paying taxes now? That seems like a sufficiently demonic thing to do. Refusing to do my civic duty and whatnot. Quite devious, I’d argue.”

    This was, in hindsight, not the most sensitive way of breaking the news.

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    03 Apr 2024

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    Two months after the failed apocalypse Aziraphale finds the first dark feather growing in his wings.

    A story about middle grounds, ineffable plans, and what happens when the world doesn't end.

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    03 Apr 2024

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    In which people keep mistaking Crowley and Aziraphale for a couple, and Aziraphale starts to wonder if there might be something to it.

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    02 Apr 2024

  5. Public Bookmark 60

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    It was the most obvious punishment. The Archangel created to carry Her voice suddenly rendered mute.

    (Gabriel falls, personally inconveniencing Beelzebub)

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    started in 2020. dropped in 2020. randomly finished in 2023. miracles do happen.

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    29 Mar 2024

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    When Hell and Heaven want for the demons and angels to choose their unique sigil, Crowley and Aziraphale choose the same one by accident.

    Centuries later, after the unsuccessful Apocalypse, Gabriel and Beelzebub find out about the shared sigil and come to the only conclusion: Those two must have been married all this time! The Archangel and the Prince of Hell have to investigate the whole situation - but in secrecy of course, because this information Can’t Get Out!

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    27 Mar 2024

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    They say the Supreme Archangel Aziraphale has changed beyond recognition. He's stern, authoritarian, and leads New Heaven with an iron fist. They say he keeps hellfire in a diamond jar on his desk, and threatens the angels who wouldn't obey him to unleash its destructive power.

    Crowley doesn't want to care. He has spent 6000 years worrying for Aziraphale, and where has it got them? But when Shax tells him that New Heaven is looking for the Seal of Baraqiel to complete the Second Coming, the demon knows he can't hide anymore.

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    27 Mar 2024

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    From another perspective it’s not so much a mystery as it is a love story; soft, gentle, and sweet.

    A Retelling of Good Omens 2 from Beelzebub’s perspective.

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    27 Mar 2024

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    When the Almighty sees the Serpent of Eden slither up to the Angel of the Eastern Gate Her first thought is “wait, I don’t remember predestining this.”

    Or 6000 years of slow burn, through God's eyes

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    27 Mar 2024

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    “It’s just that I don’t think that the shop can sustain itself if it just gives away all its books like that willy-nilly to whoever will pay for them!”

    The door slammed shut in his face again, and this time Aziraphale heard locks click behind it.

    “Now that is really awfully rude!” he called through the door.

    “I can show you just how rude I am!” Crowley shouted back, and this tone of voice Aziraphale had never actually heard directed at him even once, this wasn’t his usual temper, this was downright threat of harm. He hesitated for a moment, but when he saw black smoke from the cracks of Crowley’s door, he decided this might be a good time to leave.

    Aziraphale really just wants to be sure his store is in good hands. Nothing else. Nothing to do with Crowley at all. Unfortunately, really most unfortunately, both seem to be connected. And so he just can't evade the demon. And he's trying so hard!

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    27 Mar 2024

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    16 Jul 2023

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    397 days. He had been reliving this same day for 397 days. And each and every single time, he lost his at least one of his children.

    Its been 397 days with no way out of this loop, and Bruce can't take it anymore. What can a man do when he's desperate?

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    04 Jul 2023

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    04 Jul 2023

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    Tim is five years old when he drowns in his parents' pool. He dies quietly, waiting for parents who love him, but will never be there, to realise that something is wrong. They never show up, and he sinks into oblivion.

    When he wakes up and claws his way out of the water, the sun has set, and the lights of his house are on. He is cold and wet and his lungs burn.

    But most of all, Tim is alone.

    (If you die and no-one is there to see it, were you ever alive in the first place?)

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    19 Apr 2023

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    Tim can’t die

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    There is a tap on the table top and a quiet, “Scusatemi, signorina,” and she looks up. There is a boy there, no more than twenty, and he is undoubtedly American, though his Italian is so polished that even she would be unsure if not for his hesitant slouch— discomfort, it says I am out of place. His gaze is not demanding. It is not cold, either— but intelligent, distant. Not assessing, but calculating. As if she is made of code, and he is reading her.

    “I speak English,” she tells him, “better than Italian.”

    He slumps with something akin to relief. “Oh- that’s. That’s cool. I’m really sorry to ask-“ and he looks it, wincing and pulling his own fingers, “-but would it be okay if I sit with you? My mamma is in a formaggeria across the piazza and I desperately don’t want to stand in there and smell cheese for an hour so I was gonna grab an espresso but every other table is filled and I don’t want to impose but—?” He looks at her. He is sharp, ardent with a wisdom that puts her teeth on edge. No young man should look like that: as if he has stared straight into the barrel of a gun and laughed at the bullet, swallowed it whole.

    He looks old for his age. He just. He looks.

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    07 Jan 2023

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    28 Dec 2022

    Bookmarker's Notes

    Harry loves potions, Snape cares for Harry, eventually Snape has a daughter (delphi)

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    Peter Parker has been Tony Stark's #1 Fan for years, even if he is only almost ten. He wants to be just like Tony when he grows up, especially when it comes to the kinds of sunglasses he wears. When he finally gets up the nerve to send Tony a letter, it sparks off an exchange that lasts through years and a lot of hard times. Tony's just the best and nobody would ever be able to prove otherwise to Peter - even meeting him in person probably wouldn't change that.

    [Peter & Tony Big Bang Entry]

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    30 Nov 2022

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    Peter writes Tony letters and it’s an adorable must read

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    He sighs from where he’s prone, arms akimbo, and roof gravel digging into his spine. “I lost my job. My… other job. The one that actually pays the bills.”

    He doesn’t want to dwell on why he’s telling Deadpool of all people. Surely it has nothing to do with his desperate lack of friends. MJ is in California chasing her dreams, Harry’s undergoing treatment for his mental health and isn’t allowed visitors (not that it matters since they blacklisted Peter after last time), and Gwen… Well.

    And it’s not like he can talk to Aunt May without her worrying about him starving to death under a bridge or something so… Deadpool it is. Man, when did his life get this pathetic?

    OR: The one where Peter and Wade are literal soulmates but don't realize it for literal years because they're literal idiots.

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    29 Nov 2022

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    The mission resets abruptly, from objective: kill to objective: protect

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    23 Nov 2022

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    “What’ll happen to me now?” Peter somehow manages to not shout this question at an uncaring universe. He sobs it into Pepper’s chest as she runs a hand through his hair, a gesture as familiar to her as breathing. “What am I gonna do now?”

    Pepper squeezes him tight. If he thinks she’s letting go of him now he has another thing coming.

    “You’re coming home with me."

    (or; yet another self indulgent, eventual-Endgame-fix-it by way of buckets of angst)

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    13 Nov 2022

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